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'Tis too far for a day trip for a non-driver like me. I was planning on being on a sunny beach by then, no chance now

When I studied at Nottingham it was the most applied to uni in the country (applicants per place or something, can't remember exactly). We decided this was because it was as far north as southerners were prepared to go and as far south as northerners would consider.

I then moved a long way north on the basis that I was overcompensating for having been so far south! (Nothing to do with where had the course I wanted to do or anything....)

Can I join in the gin drinking and baybee chat....have been lurking for a while....will do questionnaire if FC has it?

But I am lacking somewhat in comedy value so my answers may be crap. I reckon I'm a BESH though, and am a 30-something TTC. Have produced a couple of miscarriages so far but have yet to win that elusive baybee.

I have some decent gin cocktail recipes if that helps?

As usual I am Deli-snooping - iggy has had anomaly-free anomaly scan, hurrah!

Checked my facts - I see that lyra is not in the Mids, but yet only an hour and a bit's drive from me.

p.s that hour and a bit covers very many locations in England and Wales.

Hello egghead, what a perfect name you have for the egg-based fancy dress anniversary party on 5th April.

You lose points for not being amusing, but gain them for evidencing BESHness via your MCs (sorry about those, by the way )

lyra I loves the way you is keeping an eye on both sides

Welcome MrsFC and eggs - take some nipple twists and a flagon of gin.

I concur that as a Northerner, Nottingham is the furthest south I can tolerate Although some gits don't consider me a 'proper' Northerner as am from The Peak District*. But I know I am truly one in my heart

Helloooooooooooo don'ttry! You and Skater recruited me from my 'Shagging Randoms' thing (not ME, teen slags), so I am eternally grateful. Or you may have introduced me to a very slippery slope. One of the two So excited that the first baby BESHette will be born every day - don't forget to tell us all when your win is complete: the BESHpiration will be a happy boost for all of us. Hope everything goes well

Welcome newbies mwah ha ha

Nah, we're all drunken, friendly lushes over 'ere.

rhubarb (if you're lurking) - thanks giving me (OK all BESH's ) our 15 mins of fame - has helped my long day pass by quicker.

donttry - hope you weren't too freaked out!! Twas lovely of you to visit. Now, get a move on with baby-donttry, please.

DOH! Thanks for giving me......

must cut down on the gin...

Happy for you piggy

Scorps, wot you wearin to my our paaartteee??

And hello also to Eggybreath!

Am trying to think up my costume for the fancy dress party. As well as the Lady Gaga-themed party in RL I have to go to. Am trying to find a cheap plastic penis to attach to the inside of a red minidress so the tip is just peeking out I am all class.

Just read about a real person called Clotworthy Skeffington (in Georgian era). Now I have a name for a future brother for Clothilda. That's my used-sanitary-towel-child, to all you newbies. Say hello to the nice ladies, Clottie!

At times I wish my hippy parents could've set me and my brother a few behavioural boundaries growing up...

VAG - I can do an unnerving impression of Sean Bean in Lady Chatterley's Lover (Milady).
His voice, you filthy lot, his voice! (For you, VAG, I'll do the rest, but don't tell the others)

Woohooo!

Just don't tell them that's the way you got updiffed in the first place, VAG - my throat won't hold out through 20-odd impressions

Scorps, you could dress up as used sanitary towel for party, is appropriate? Of course Clottie would be welcome as your guest.

VAG, you can come as a giant VAG, ha haa.

My thumb really hurts

Oooh, the Peak District is a land of school trips to walk up hills and go down caverns. Tis clearly in the north, must be because it's near where I grew up and I'm definitely a northerner. (I do accept that this logic can be stretched way beyond breaking point but I don't care!)

Gin we told you bashing your thumb with a hammer was a bad idea.... Hope it's stopped hurting.

theOC I actually cut it open very dramatically this morning,on the blade of the food processor (which was ,in a thoroughly 'unlucky alf' way,covered in chilli)

eggsn I found it! Here are my test results, I hope I'll pass. Do I win a chinese burn? and 'ouch ouch ouch on the chilli infested cut gin...

1. Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')
   I do like gin. Vodka too. And last week I accidently discovered Jaegermeister after forgetting my 'no shots' rule. Oops. This is what happens when you give up wine after 10 months TTC. The last 4 months have been mainly very very good, and then really really bad....

2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?
   Cradle snatching cougar for me please. 3 yrs ytounger, but an accountant which I'm sure makes him 10 years older...

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
   a) weewee
   b) poopoo
   c) foofoo
   d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.
   This could explain a lot. Hopefully I got it right this month.

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:
   a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.
   b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.
   a. Definitely a. POAS is the only interesting habit I have left these days.

5. Is R2D2:
   a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
   b) the source of all evil.
   Red & shiney does not equal good, everyone knows that.

6. what colour are your walls?
   Red...

7. Number of pets?
   None. There was a goldfish once, but it jumped out of it's bowl.

8. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?
   The very young blonde boy who plays King Arthur in Merlin. I think he's probably not even legal yet.

9. Lesbian crush?
   I'm a little bit in love with all of you already...

10. What are your views on camping?
    It's silly. Why would you do that. Cold & wet & tramping in the grass with a spongebag?? I like a minibar.

11. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
    i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
    ii) Over 100 quid
    iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks
    My Boots Advantage Card has over £60 of points on it. And it's not from buying their meal deals...

Mmmmmmm - Sean Bean. Mmmmmmm. Especially wielding a broadsword, wearing a knee length cloak with dirty fingernails. That's him with the fingernails not the cloak obviously.

Ocarina! I too was an Nottingham University - how exciting. We may have been there at the same time. 1993-1996 I was there.