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Muser · 11/03/2010 13:03

Subscribe now for 24 hour buzwamcam footage! Sit back, relax, and admire these 30 something women go menkul during the 2WOOFL. Hot men and cold cocktails on tap.

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ChoChoSan · 26/03/2010 11:36

Hi Aries,

No, that wasnt me...the Boyf and I had horrible colds in the week leading to ov, so not much going on there...sufficient action + treatment around the time of ov though...which would no doubt be extremely effective if I wasn't such a tragic barren...now which colour crystal should I balance on my forehead to achieve diffment...where's that witch?

MountTheFairy · 26/03/2010 11:40

Thanks girls. I won't do this again. Seriously. Full of self loathing. Though other people hanging head in shame totally helps, cheers Aries. Is that shadenfreude?

Good luck Cho. I am chanting for you.

CUNextTuesday · 26/03/2010 11:47

But mounted - what about people who take Nurofen and don't know they might be pregnant - wouldn't we be walking round with millions of Nurofen affected baybees? It's one of the world's best selling painkillers and honestly, if it was that bad it would be ranked up there with thalydamide. You are only worried because you know you are 2WOOFLing.

I probably took Nurofen in abundance whilst I was awaiting droid, but then I drank in fish-like proportions, ate all manner of cheese and pate, accidentally ate peanuts, everything. Stop fretting and accept this boot in the twinkle for your menkulness.

ChoChoSan · 26/03/2010 11:50

Stop it Mounty! You can't be beating your self up over something like that - the woofl sometimes makes you lose your grasp on perspective...think of how many people take neurofen during pg around the world...not to mention those people necking it to cure their hangovers during the 2woofl?

Ariesgirl · 26/03/2010 11:53

Sorry Cho. My mistake. There was definitely someone engaging in lots of rudeness a while back, and sadly it wasn't me.

All this drink/pate/blue cheese/shellfish/rare meat/drugs stuff does make you incredibly paranoid. But a large number of pregnancies are unplanned so the chances are still very tiny.

MountTheFairy · 26/03/2010 11:59

Thank you. I hang my head in shame again (this time for being a self obsessed menkuling twat).

On a brighter note: I am craving soup all the time lately. Do you think that's a sign of pregnancy? Jokin'!

Headbanger · 26/03/2010 12:00

Ahhhhh, classic 2WOOFLING from Mounted there.

Now then. Lemme tell you a tale. A chap at work last year went to Glastonbury with his lady-love. Not only did they get pissed and wade about in the ordure of others, they got ripped to the tits on ecstasy. Cue unprotected sex, cue baby nine months later. Said baby was fine.

Love, you can't live in a bubble the whole time you TTC. I'm not. I'm laying off the fags and scotch (erm, mostly), and I'm trying get a tad more fresh air and exercise. But I refuse to change my entire personality, not least because I'm certain it would turn me into a shrieking banshee within three weeks - not precisely conducive either to shagging or good mental health.

Now buck up woman, and have this enormous glass of gin herbal tea.

Headbanger · 26/03/2010 12:02

Edit - not last year, 'twas back in about 2004/5. PMT is turning me into a swollen monster liar.

Headbanger · 26/03/2010 12:04

Oh God AiryFairy I didn't realise you were already in the corner wearing the dunce hat - now I feel like a bully!

You may feel my breasts by way of reward. There....don't tell me you don't feel better

MountTheFairy · 26/03/2010 12:05

Aaaah, you are such lovely, supportive BESHES all of you. So glad I found you. Really, somebody slap my soppy ass face with something, quick!

Thanks head I'll go and have an enormous bowl of soup at a nearby noodle bar I think.

MountTheFairy · 26/03/2010 12:09

No, no, head it's great. Dunce hat comforts me. Comforting story about Glastonbury too. Actually all of my friends were great unknowing drinkers before they found out, so I wouldn't be as self-loathing about alcohol. Just googling nurofen was scary...

Ariesgirl · 26/03/2010 12:54

Lovely. Thanks.

Decaff · 26/03/2010 13:09

Well, I kinda feel like a lamb to the slaughter, but can I join y?all?? I have been admiring you all from afar and feel like I know you intimately (was ridiculously sad and read all 29 pages of this thread ? it took berluddy hours, but am hoping I gain extra points for dedication?). In some cases, there has been enough info to actually know you more intimately than my closest family members ? all part of the attraction for me, it was... However, I understand that this could be rather creepy since I am a virtual (pun intended) stranger, so here?s me:

Me - 34 years old and (poor, long-suffering) husband is 36. Have a 2 ½ year old daughter who is really rather splendiferous, but prone to the most magnificent toddler tantrums in the most inappropriate places now and then (please great tantrum gods make these go soon?). This is our first month actively trying again after a pretty traumatic MC last year at 12 weeks. I had been hospitalised with hyperemesis from weeks 6-12 but had had numerous scans all showing everything was great and well with baby. Then literally hours after final scan showing an active, perfect for dates size baby I MCed really suddenly. Ended up with ERPC etc etc etc?

Was told by Consultant (in a really surprised and quizzical manner, kinda like I was just having him on and had actually hidden the perfectly healthy foetus behind my liver) that women with hyperemesis and lovely scans at 12 weeks don?t usually miscarry and that I was a bit of an anomaly. Think he quoted something like a 99.5% chance that everything SHOULD have been ok ? so that was helpful I thought and made me feel much better?ahem?

So, back on the trail again. Told I will have hyperemesis again, as have now had it with last 2 pregnancies, so it has taken us 6 months to work up the courage to give it another go. Therefore, I am shitting it big time! Shit, shit, shitting it!! So am worried about that, worried about another MC, worried that the MC has done something and I won?t ever be able to get PG again?blah?blah?blah?

Goodness me that was a long ?un!! And all a bit ?poor me? ? promise i will not continue in this self-obsessed manner if I gain entry into the sisterhood of BESH. Alas, everyone has their story, so I thought I would share mine ? do I get extra points for being a bit of a medical freak?

I actually found getting all that down in black and white quite therapeutic bizarrely??

And Mount i am also on the 2WOOFL (2 DPO i think) and thus far have managed to take Anadin Extra (contains aspirin, paracetamol and caffeine), antibiotics for throat infection and a cough bottle that i don't think is PG friendly. So if i am up-diffed this month then fuck knows how stressed i'll be about the contents of my womb after this!

CurlyCasperReturns · 26/03/2010 13:20

Do the quiz our new healthier-coffee friend - only a few pages back.

Trying to catch up - and I think the 'puter ate my post when I congratumalated muser on the low levels - so WOOP!

Got all sorts of body parts crossed for you cho and am preparing a basket of liquer-filled Easter eggs for the goddess lyra, who I hope has a lovely holiday and gets dad home some.

Sneaky paper cuts all round. Oh and a few glass ones too, so you can all feel the pain I suffered when SFF (accidentally) bounced a glass jug off my hand t'other day.

CurlyCasperReturns · 26/03/2010 13:23

oh, and decaff I am sorry to hear about what you have been through and how "helpful" your doctor was. Here's to a smoother ride this time.

With regard to the tantrums, "la, la, la, la, la, la, la"

lucybarnes · 26/03/2010 13:29

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Headbanger · 26/03/2010 13:37

No but seriously. Do the quiz old cheese. And top marks for stalkerage - you beat even my menkulist tendencies!

A thousand big fat sorries about the MC. That blows big style. Here's hoping the power of the BESH assists with a sticky baby.

lucybarnes · 26/03/2010 13:41

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Ariesgirl · 26/03/2010 14:15

Hello Decaff. I'm bumped into you on other threads I think. Very sorry to hear about the shit time you've had.

Do the quiz - it's fun!

Are you a ginger by the way?

Ariesgirl · 26/03/2010 14:19

Here 'tis

  1. Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')

  2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?

  3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
    a) weewee
    b) poopoo
    c) foofoo
    d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

  4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:
    a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.
    b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

  5. Is R2D2:
    a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
    b) the source of all evil.

  6. what colour are your walls?

  7. Number of pets?

  8. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

  9. Lesbian crush?

  10. What are your views on camping?

  11. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
    i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
    ii) Over 100 quid
    iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks

  12. Are you anal about punctuation and ginger? (I took the intolerable sackable liberty of tacking on a question. Sorry.)

Decaff · 26/03/2010 14:32

Many apologies, not ginger...

Was furiously copper for a while in my yoof though - does that count?

Doing quiz as we speak.

Headbanger · 26/03/2010 14:35

I believe WHAT DOES BESH STAND FOR is an additional question...

Ariesgirl · 26/03/2010 14:38

I've also been here for like ages

ginhag · 26/03/2010 14:52

The meaning of BESH has been explained again for any newbs earlier in this very thread.

Aries the diptheria still hurts. I may have to gargle some gin. Do you think it's wrong to do that at work? Tis medicinal....

ginhag · 26/03/2010 14:54

And I truly have been here since about 1907...

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