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I really wanted her to win. She was picked on so much at the beginning,poor ickle misfit.

Not sure what 'awakward' means tho! Am typing with blurry eyes,been awake since about 5am. So I sort of regretted watching second episode!

Am now mainlining coffee as childminder has called in sick but I have stuff I have to do at work so me n the boy are heading off to cause chaos at the office in a sec.

figgypudding Tbh, I couldn't find ANYONE - the noise levels and general shrieking were terrifying. Still, it was fun.

Damn you and your ANTM spoilers! Although I had pretty much worked out who was going to win. Was it the first final ever between two likeable people? Usually one of them has said something utterly hateful by that point.

Am still lurking, my people - if anyone is interested. Sadly, I have many works still, and also feel a bit fraudulent posting when just in limbo waiting to hear from the hospital. But am keeping fingers crossed for all of youse.

Especially you, choetta. What madness level are you at today?

I'm lurking too (this week's fave word for buzwams)

Oh, drom, really sorry to have missed you - I made myself as obvious as I could. I even stood up and talked loudly about my dogs at one point. . It was indeed a v glam event. Never have I seen so many amazing shoes in one place. Next year, eh? Well, next year obviously we'll both be on maternity leave but you know what I mean...

Ginny here is a big ginger snog for being so nice to a curly girlie. You take mooch into that office and let him run wiiiiiiild.

Actually, ginger snogs all round! And hot cider! Spring is here, sort of!

(I am more of a Project Runway lover. You can actually eat while watching it, whereas ANTM makes me feel stumpy, chubby, old and short all at once, none of which lends itself to comfortable early evening tea-and-biscuit viewing.)

Scuse my ignorance but wot's ANTM?

America's Next Top Model. A lovely example there of how Americans really do understand irony far better than we give them credit for.

"stumpy, chubby, old and short" - Welcome to my world!

Drom, I miss ya! When will your work let up so you can get on with the far more important job of talking nonsense with us lot/moi?

I have freeview and can't get ANTM so am insanely jealous.

6 hours sleep and I'm not even have kids yet! SO unfair Is my Mum's b-day today, so will be lavishing gifts upon her later, like a pressie-bearing zombie.

Urrrk, so much for thinking how lovely it would be to have a ginger girl: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/931833-To-be-very-annoyed-at-my-childs-friends-m others

Helllloooo!

Morning...this is turning into a bit of a ginger clubhouse round here...does this mean that you are all becoming a more precious and rare species...if so, I will have one of you for my cabinet of curiosities, to astound my guests with.

As I said before...not ginger, but freckly and pale easily-sunburned skin...so perhaps I fit in to some degree.

Prefect I am at NO level of madness today, I am smiling beatifically and serenely going about my day without a thought about what might be unfolding on Wimbledon Common. I had a really tearful week last week, especially on Friday (but happily dragged out of it by Cocks and Aries)...it was freaky tearfulness as though I was still on Clomid!

I am going to try to avoid the menkul this time (HA!) and keep my mind on other things! (Easily said when only 2dpo!)

Hello MountainFairy! Are you one of us? Have you taken the questionnaire? Does the term 'rusty gusset' mean anything to you?

Ha, ha ChoChoSan, it does! But I still do not know what BESH is, and therefore if I am one of you!! I suppose by admitting this I do not qualify for your ranks. But I'd love to take a quiz to check it out. Being a Yank you are gonna have to forgive my lack of slang, but TOTALLY happy to bring on Yank slang. Oh, and am a fake ginger (though freckles come naturally)!

A BESH is a barren evil selfish hag, who has inconsiderately failed to spawn before reaching the age of thirty, and now provides the source material for the rightwing media's vilification of women and all things wimmins lib related.

Our penance for aforementioned failure is to spend half of each month howling at the month in the hope that the licklebabyjesus will send us a baby if we pray hard enough, despite our withered ovaries only being fit to produce wartime-powdered-eggs (TM Scropette), rather than the juicy bouncing ova normally required.

If you use the terms baby-dancing or Auntie Flo, then you will be forcefully ejected from this, our Gin Palace.

If you start whittling a wooden spoon to put under your bad to bring good baybee making luck, I will search our files for the questionnaire...you are advised to revise the BESH thread archive!

An American? In the Gin Palace?

Surely you know from reading the Daily Heil that if we let her in, then we'll open the floodgates and they'll all come in.

What? She's standing behind me? Oh.

Hi Newbie!

Mmm... she'll do, I suppose...

1. Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')

2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
   a) weewee
   b) poopoo
   c) foofoo
   d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:
   a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.
   b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

5. Is R2D2:
   a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
   b) the source of all evil.

6. what colour are your walls?

7. Number of pets?

8. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

9. Lesbian crush?

10. What are your views on camping?

11. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
    i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
    ii) Over 100 quid
    iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks

Just a quick question for you, MounttheFairy:

When wearing a shirt beneath your suit jacket, do you put the shirt lapels over the jacket lapels or leave them tucked in?

Failure to give a correct answer will result in being escorted from the premises by our lesbian doorperson , who reserves the right to give you a grope when doing so. In fact, if you stay in the Palace, the whole roomful of women will grope you anyway, so its not like you have a choice.

Hello CockDodger

How goes it...

Cuntshine is one of them there Yanks, don't forget.

By the way, of course I meant howling at the moon, and wooden spoon under bed...just testing...

yes...we've not forgotten about Hawaii, but she does have the good sense to inhabit an island far from the mainland ...isn't that where Dog the Bounty Hunter comes from?

Is Cunty Canadian? Well, I spose it doesn't matter either way. She's either Canadian, which is great, or she's American and so therefore must have played a small part in electing Barack.

Will hold off on the 'Rivers of Blood' speech for now...

Hi, Cho

Glad your back to your usual self.

Obviously, I don't think Canada is a small island off the mainland of America. .

I cross-posted as usual.

your you're

twat!

Nope, it's your

(Sorry, am piss-taking caaaaah!)

Put your red pen away, Spod-ette.

Some of us know we are wrong, but just don't care!