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Muser · 11/03/2010 13:03

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laurielou · 19/03/2010 08:05

cho & gin I for one will NOT accept apologies for your so-called "mememe" posts. Tis what the Palace is for. I'm just sorry that you're both struggling.

cho I have everyfink crossed for your IUI stuff today (even my legs, & that bloody hurts after the amount of SWI this month). Speaking to a councellor can't hurt, can it? I hope today brings you some very good news.

gin how was Mr Gin's cooking? I hope you had a lovely meal & early to bed, without tears & a good sleep. Hopefully things seem a bit better this morning.

Today is my last day in the office for 2 weeks - WOO HOO!!! Off to Cornwall tomorrow for a week, then a week of mooching around leading up to stuffing my face with chocolate on Easter Sunday. I've managed without it for 4 weeks so far!! So if I disappear off the face of the earth that's where I've gone. Hopefully I'll return to a string of updiffments.

But I'll still be around today, lurking, stalking, throwing doughnuts into the pit, prodding buzwams, gusset checking. Usual stuff

CUNextTuesday · 19/03/2010 08:19

loz I have to buy Krispy Kremes today for the office (birthday tommoz) so I can provide you with some pit ammunition, should you want to raise the calibre of the doughnuts at all...

ChoChoSan · 19/03/2010 08:26

Have a loverly time nobelLaurie-et...

hoping I can get a quick appointment with counsellor...most of my friends are pregnant or just having baybees, and I feel that I am beginning to develop a bit of stench...I dont particularly want to talk to diffed/babied-up friends about the barren, and part of my tearfulness at the moment is that I am so upset that I am fighting tears when I am with my friends. Also, I don't want the palace to just be a dumping ground...I'd much prefer to be groping other BEShes and administering comedy violence!

ChoChoSan · 19/03/2010 08:27

Happy Birthday CUNTY!!!

Headbanger · 19/03/2010 08:31

cho and gin me luvvers, am so sorry about the depth and dankness of the pit. Gin, how was MrG's culinary display? I trust fully worthy of your wondrous beauty/life skills/mothering/professionalism.

Oh that was GROSS! It'll be fucking baby-dust next! Cho doll, I'll light candles and sacrifice squirrels (happy, people? I'm laying off the kittens) for you. If they charge for an un-done IUI cycle they'd be cunts of the first order, and I for one would be happy to have questions raised in Parliament to that effect. I just can't bring myself to believe they'd be so callous and/or greedy.

That callousness from others though - it's vile. I wish people could guard their tongue and/or behave like fucking grown-ups. A pal of mine was told to 'just relax' yesterday. Jesus! Because of course every BESH in the world would get diffed on the basis of one shag if only they drank camomile tea and wore more linen!

Meanwhile, my buzwams are fucking killing me, particularly around the nippular district. Only 5 DPO and 9 days until the droid but obviously I've been Googling maternity smocks.

CUNextTuesday · 19/03/2010 08:34

Thanks cho. We're not discussing it in our house, but I might open a bottle of cheap plonk and a pack of party poppers tomorrow in the Palace. There's some Skol over there in the corner for the discerning, and I have a selection of kazoos for the making of celebratory noise.

Headbanger · 19/03/2010 08:38

Birthday felicitations to you, Cuntflaps! Just been to Lidl and bought these here ready-mixed cocktails. Just add value orange juice.

CUNextTuesday · 19/03/2010 08:41

got any with Malibu in them?

Headbanger · 19/03/2010 08:46

I fear the ingredients may be largely unbranded, and made in steel vats in ex-communist countries.

However if you add milk to this apparently you'll have a Swimming Pool cocktail.

disgusting, but they do get you pissed surprisingly fast...

CUNextTuesday · 19/03/2010 08:49
Headbanger · 19/03/2010 09:01

'Ere, did anyone watch One Born Every Minute this week? I'm settling down for my weekly sob. I am madly in love with the horsey farmer woman's partner

Ariesgirl · 19/03/2010 09:13

I watched it yesterday on the 'puter as I'm forbidden to watch it with others. He was adorable I agree. Totally funny and selfless. When they finally welled up over each other at the end I joined in. Felt very sorry for her actually - she had bit of a traumatic time.

Headbanger · 19/03/2010 09:15

I am casting him in my own personal DH Lawrence-themed porn fantasy.

No spoilers though! Not finished it yet!

Ariesgirl · 19/03/2010 09:25

Well, tell us how you got on!

Headbanger · 19/03/2010 09:40

Yep, am in bits. I loved horseywoman. Tried so hard to be all stoic and unfazed and then dissolved at the end!

Buzwam update: my nipples itch. Lahvly!

RunLyraRun · 19/03/2010 09:46

Cho, I don't know what to say, so I won't say anything, but will pass on the I got from Gin. I think HawaiianTropic has a cave, and I wouldn't be surprised if you found either Extreme or Camelina lurking in there. I miss them.

RunLyraRun · 19/03/2010 09:49

Happy birthday cuntalicious. Please enjoy this Fernet Branca martini . Goes nicely with a biscuit

PollyPoo · 19/03/2010 09:56

Morning Beshlets. Cho and Gin I'm so sorry you are having such a rough time. Cho I hope today goes well and you get an appt through soon for counselling.

GinnyGinGinGin I hope you are feeling a bit better after a (fingers crossed) Good Nights Sleep. I also sometimes wonder if I am indeed insane for thinking I could cope with another baybee, but then I remember that all this stress and shit is precisely because I do not have the babybee, and if I did I would be all happy happy joy joy.

My sleep patterns have gone to shit - my temp chart looks like Iris has been scribbling on it. TG says its because I snore so horrendously since carrying Iris that I am constantly disturbing my sleep - he actually wears earplugs every night, it's that bad. I actually went to the doc about yesterday as I am sleeping so much but am constantly knackered, like crying-falling-over tired. The doc didn't actually laugh when I told her about the snoring, but instead gave me a nasal spray to try for a month. I hope it works because I can't sit down without falling asleep. [pathetic twat emoticon>

Well I went to Baybee Ava last night. Newborns usually make me want to run to the hills screaming whilst tying knots in my own fallopian tubes, but she was so utterly gorgeous and tiny I burst into tears. If I am not pregnant this month I forecast another utter fuckin meltdown. btw I did not take piss bout the name, as like wise Gin said, Mai is actually a proper name (like Mani ), not made up twattery.

Aries in answer to your question my sis is 7 years younger than me but has been ttc for about 6 years and needed IVF so I could never begrudge her her baybee. However, when I found out she was pregnant, I'd just found out my hormone levels were ridiculously high and it was unlikely I'd conceive again without help (we'd been trying for around 15 months by then) so although I was pleased for her I am ashamed to say my tears of 'joy' were (hopefully disguised) tears of bitter self loathing and hatred directed at my dessicated eggs and womb. I did spend most of her pregnancy panicking that baybee would arrive and I would still not be pregnant. The thought was enough to reduce me to tears instantly. And lo it comes to pass. FFS. But actually, once the due date got closer I became more and more excited for them and was really looking forward to meeting my niece. I just feel genuinely delighted for them and there is no 'other side' to it iykwim (thank fucking god). I think maybe it was easier she is my sis and we're close? If it was twatty sister or an acquaintance I'd probably be curled in a corner sobbing over a used tampon right about now.

Sorry that was rather long. I must be channelling Scorpy in her absence.

PollyPoo · 19/03/2010 10:02

Happy Birthday Cunty Lets have soem birthday cocktails... anyone for Goombay Smash? Just googled it and sounds like it might wake me up a bit.

I also loved the horsey couple on OBEM, he was fab and my eyes did leak a bit at the end. But I did piss myself at the midwife wanting to sniff her pants!

Ariesgirl · 19/03/2010 10:03

Thanks for that Poo . Actually I spent yesterday evening with 20 month old niece (IL's side) and now in the cold light of day and sobriety, she was so gorgeous and adorable that I now am really looking forward to having a niece or nephew of my own actual flesh and blood. Hopefully s/he won't look like me though.

ChoChoSan · 19/03/2010 16:45

Aaaaargh...spare me from 'should ivf be on the nhs' threads....are they planted by the Daily Hate to winkle out the BESHsters?

ChoChoSan · 19/03/2010 16:49

BTW...had dildo cam this a.m. egg not ready to come out yet, so back in there on Monday. I've not been well this week, so ovaries don't seem to be firing on all cyclinders, and eggs clearly having a 'duvet day'. hope they pop before the Boyf goes away with work for 3 days!

Received my invoice for this month's treatment - IF ONLY THEIR FUCKING HYSTEROSCOPY APPOINTMENT BOOKING DEPARTMENT WAS AS EFFICIENT AS THEIR CUNTING INVOICING DEPARTMENT!!! ...and relax....aaaah..

ChoChoSan · 19/03/2010 16:51

Helllllooo (helloo, helloo...echo)

don't tell me there isn't a besh skiving from work by posting on mn on a Friday afternoon - come out you lot, and tell me what you are doing this weekend...

CockDodger · 19/03/2010 17:00

Work? What's that, then?

Sometimes, I'm really glad I don't read other freds (only have eyes for this one ). 'Should IVF be on the NHS?' Stupid question, if you ask me. Let's go and bash them with a rolled up Grauniad (Saturday edition)!

Is a Hysteroscopy the same as a HSG? [not very bright emoticon] Sometimes I get lost in all these big words...

Hope your ovaries pop at the right time on Monday, Cho

Care to join me in a vat of gluten-free beer?

Ariesgirl · 19/03/2010 17:05

Are you private Cho? If so, excuse my curiosity, how much are they charging you? And what cycle are you on? And if you're NHS what trust are you and what's their cut off age? Was it your jizz-gate scandal that lured me in several weeks ago?

Sorry if this has been said before; I'm still a relative novice-BESH. A postulant. I'm watching lots of rugby this weekend. Loads. Because of the bastard in laws might as well not bother with any sex - it's TOO LATE NOW ANYWAY

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