30s TTC - After all, we're not nice 'down there' at the BESH of times...

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AIBU to be laughing my tits off because I just said 'a bummer says what?' to TYF and he said 'What?'... ?

PS Thanks gin, that was most refreshing

A bummer says what? What you on about crazy foo?

I pity the fool who doesn't get the 'bummer says what' joke.

PS I also don't fly.

I feel left out of a joke like when I was back at school, sept it was always me there were laughing at

And now everyone has run away

cunty my memory of it is wayne's world, and it's 'a sphincter says what'... Then the person you are speaking to,all confuzzled,says 'what?' and thus they are a sphincter.

Party time-excellent!

woop woop

Aaw cunty ya poor hormonal biiiatch. I'm on a soppy girly cuddle tip today so come n have a hug. We heart you muchly.

Well I certainly do

No-one else then?

mine obv, not gin's

I hearts all of you guys. But particularly you, cunty. Only I'm scared - where is the terrifying hardnosed bitch formidable lady we are used to?

Now fuck off, all of you.

That's better.

I hate facefuck. If it's not bastards announcing their twelftieth child, it's children who were in the year below you finishing their bloody doctorates.

Going off to mutter in a corner now.

cunty-muttley glad you've returned to the dark side perked up a bit.

camel you have also been quite a girly wuss emotional woman lately,as have I. Must be about time for slammers and random violence eh?

By the way I am so up for Mum of the Year. Mani actually sang 'old macdonald' tonight. All great yeah and ooo such advanced verbal skills...

...he sang 'old macdonald had a beer'!!!!!

I am going to Hell. Or Hull. Depends on your faith/views,but I'm not sure there's much in it tbh.

Ps camel we are due a rambling chat about music soon surely luvver?

I am going to be proper west country on a regular basis now to balance out the northern vibe (even though despite being as west country as humanly possible I actually have BBC English.no one knows why. Maybe cos dad Cumbrian n mum Scottish it was all too much to combine so I went my own way??)

Gin, what heinous crime have you committed that you might be sent to Hull? Seriously, have you ever been? The place stinks of fish, shit and cocoa and that's just the nice bits. A large proportion of my bessie friends live there and say the same.

Cunty, you mad ole differ, you know I heart you muchly. Although your reply to 'a bummer says what' was a sentence which started with 'what', so technically you are a bummer. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Oooooh, I can see fireworks!!! I pity the fools who've paid £5 to get into the park (yes, really) to see them and be harassed by chav teens at the same time, when I can sit here and watch 'em for free in the comfort of my own home.

Aw, Camel, don't get the hump (HA! HA!) Want to join me in Menkul Corner where we can rock violently and weep over the teeny-tiny clothes I stole from John Lewis earlier? (I didn't really) I am so inured to feeling like an abject failure through every-bloody-one winning baybees and getting top jobs/luxury homes/PhDs/book deals, etc., that it all washes over me now. My tip? Just give up those last shreds of self-respect and hope and everything gets so much easier... It's the British way you know, Old Chum
PS Was a bit trembly-lipped earlier, full of grotesque self-pity, thinking 'I've been too ill to ever achieve anything I wanted but it wouldn't matter if I could be a mum. And I bet my bad luck means I won't achieve even that. Waaaah'.

Right then you fuckers, I am preparing to Man the Fuck Up and and POAS in the morning.

My super sensitive (not to metion bargaintastic) superdrug tests have spent the last 24 hours snuggled up to my beauuuuutiful new purple and grey suede shoes in the hope that it will make them in a good enough mood to give me a smile in the morning and not one of those bastard answers as discussed on previous threads.

Ps loving the image of me cast away on an island with only an old army wireless, that is exactly what it's like!

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

cos that is exciting. Are you late for droid? Have you muchas updiff signs? Tell me tell me tell me I'm bored

gin I see your luvver and raise you a When I seed ee I didn't know ee, now I know ee I can't call ee home.

No, sadly lacking in the rambling muso-ness. Am hoping that my latest purchase doesn't confirm terminal aged-trying-to-be-cool. But I iz loving the Little Boots.

Hmmm...have to say I don't.

But then I have got really big feet.

Ten-Four, Sergeant Cosmo. Proceed directly to I repeat, proceed directly to Operation Morning POAS Our only hope lies with you now. Stay strong, Soldier

nice to see you about again ginny love

um symptoms, either real or imagined, smelly fj / wee wee, headacheyness, mucho stinky trumping, plenty saliva, some queasiness and freaky dreams involving posh & becks, dressing gowns, dead pigeons etc etc.

Due Sunday based on previous cycles of 31 days, but think I ov'd early this month anyway.

BTW am totally freaking out about whole prospect of actually being diffed. Or even getting a confirmed fail.

Wrote a lengthy post and iPhone ated it.

Scorp, am equally grumpy and mad. Suspect is cycle stage; boring bit when couldn't possibly be preggers.

But I have appointed Cos my babypass representative. All sounds v promising.

Gin, I iz tragic; have Florence & the Machine and Bat for Lashes also. Loving small girls with 80s tastic stylings.