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30s TTC - The BESH little gin palace in mumsnet

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idealcamel · 12/10/2009 14:32

The bar is open and the ticking clock has been muffled for the duration...Come on in!

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givecarrotsachance · 17/10/2009 09:59

scorpette thanks for the congrats on the droid but ski soooooo, so sorry to hear your news about yours

Is anyone else on the wait?

I de-linked myself from the FB site before getting the keys, but that's ok, for the moment will let that settle and will think of a way of trying to make it safe access.

I did think that we could arrange for whoever held the control to arrange to be online at the same time as a person wanting to join. Then, the person wanting to join can describe their current profile photo with some specific detail on it, make a join request and it can be cross referenced... you see? So if some random troll tried to get in we would know it wasn't valid because they wouldn't be able to get a photo with that detail onto their profile... plus if two people tried it at the same time we'd know one was trolling.

Is THAT too complicated? I think it's a way to be safe, though, as I absolutely agree with you Casper that we need to protect our RL identities.

This also means that we need to make sure that "friends of new BESH" are hidden and so on.

OK, moving on.

Ski and Casper could you please video your illicit not-sure-whether-man-or-woman sex for our viewing pleasure information. I think it could be a good training session for us all. Obviously we are going wrong somewhere - maybe this is the answer.

I did start to wonder at some un-Godly hour this morning whether one needed to use contraception if doing bumsex given that we now understand sperm's ability to walk through walls. Obviously only if one didn't want to concieve. I also wondered whether this is why gay men don't get pregnant - they have those extra-thick condoms after all, don't they. Maybe we should teach them where they are going wrong.

Of course then I woke up to reality and the real world and stuff. But I then started to think that if people can really drop the butter dish by mistake, then maybe that's the answer. Go back on the pill and you'll immediately be up-diffed. sigh

FA I am not at all proud of saying something "so spiteful". I was laughing at the fact that you'd thought it offensive enough to get it removed given the other topics in this thread. As it happens, I am a calm, friendly and nice person but I was up in arms at the fact that you felt that it was acceptable to saunter into a group of ladies who are finding the fact that they are struggling to conceive extremely hard, and make a comment about "falling pregnant". That was insensitive and ignorant in the extreme. For you to then claim it was "your little joke" showed a lack of judgement even worse than your original comment. My "little joke" was clearly about as funny as one of GB's speeches and was intended to make a point, not be funny or spiteful, bitchy or bullying. I am sorry that you didn't realise that; it seemed obvious enough to me.

I also accept your olive branch. Further, I apologise to the group for reacting originally and plan now to not react or comment again. Kindly leave us in peace and find a group where you will be with people whose company you enjoy.

givecarrotsachance · 17/10/2009 10:01

oops x post with FA

skihorse · 17/10/2009 10:07

Right, fb fact fans. All of you who wanted to be found have been found by me and I have created a top-secret group which is invite only and cannot be seen by anyone bar Mark Zuckermans (if that is his real name!). Any new BESH women will be send to the alias BESH profile who is friends with Nobody. If they pass the drinking test then they will be invited to the secret place. I think that covers everything.

Btw - vodka/bumsex last night - I read that word for word to jailbait and he suggested too we have an early night.

carrots I'm going back on the pill, getting a coil AND making jailbait wear condoms and stick it up my bum. I'll have twinz by July.

HawaiianCuntShine · 17/10/2009 10:08

curly is so cute I just want to twirl one curl and tug on that mane. (it was your 8:44:33am post that was so endearing) well - and the others.

I love the BESHies in the palace.

Speaking of super secret groups on MN - I'm a part of another one (probably against the rules to even mention it, but let's see them try to catch me!) naa naa naa naa naaaaa

No one can tell I'm a member or anyfink. Wonder if faceballs will let me add scorpy now - communists! (not meant at scorpy, although she may resemble that remark)

On another board, I used to be able to just click on any member and "ignore" that one person and all of their posts - we used to call it the iggy button! heh

Had a good night with 10 of my closest conservative friends (political discussion group)- no one even discussed baybees - no one is pregnant and no one showed pics of their little ones!. It was a glorious change!!!

givecarrotsachance · 17/10/2009 10:10

Oooh Oohhh I just had a search on FB, got your email ski and realised I have a load of friend requests!

OK here's my questions:

Casper - looks like pearls?
CU pink and white
don't know who it is ski was NOT misleading but there is a blue tie involved... who are you?
Lyra sexy bikini and a type of water-based photo?

HawaiianCuntShine · 17/10/2009 10:10

crap - I've been x-posted by like 5 of you twats! It must have been all the RL drinking I did tonight...

givecarrotsachance · 17/10/2009 10:12

Coor Casper I seriously those curls. Must be a nightmare to deal with but - wow.

I never answered who my lezzo crush was... think I've just found out

Medee · 17/10/2009 10:19

I'm being very thick, please forgive me. Do I:

befriend the B* P person on FB

  • once friended in return, whoever controls it will tell me the name of a secret group
  • I join that secret group - it will not appear on my profile to anyone else
  • I then de-friend BS

??

skihorse · 17/10/2009 10:19

Casper's more of a pearl necklace kind of a girl carrots. Blue tie is cameltoe. Lyra and longwee are bikini girls I think. At their age.

skihorse · 17/10/2009 10:20

medee Go to Besh Palace and I'll pick it up from there. Don't worry your pretty little bumsex-filled head with details.

CUNextTuesday · 17/10/2009 10:30

I am pink and white.

And can we all just be friends? I hate an atmosphere. I don't know the circumstances, but can't we all just have a massive punch-up and be done with it? I'm getting fretful that there are ripples on our otherwise placid bathwater...

ski rum do about the droid. Take this complimentary beaker of bleach on me xxx

idealcamel · 17/10/2009 10:30

Aw, check out our facefuck lovein. And you've all been busy this morning, haven't you?

Hair-pulls to ski. Crappy droid. Evil little bleepy bastard.

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idealcamel · 17/10/2009 10:34

Fight! Fight! Fight!

The new Max and Paddy door policy as created by me, the most reasonable and not at all shouty in capslock of the bunch. I think I was being a bit Internet naive in responding to the intial fighty post about a million pages ago. Next time someone comes into the Palace to kick off, shall we just ignore it? Is that even feasible, given we're a mouthy bunch of caaaaaaaaaas?

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givecarrotsachance · 17/10/2009 10:34

CU OK pinkie and yes we can all be friends. Nothing more from me, I promise.

givecarrotsachance · 17/10/2009 10:39

Can I just say something please?

Just for the record?

I didn't double barrel my surname. I left my maiden name on there so those who knew that from way back when could also find me on FB.

Just felt the need to clarify that. "Fox-Pitt" - acceptable double barrel. Mine? Clearly stupid.

CUNextTuesday · 17/10/2009 10:41

Yeah was thinking you was a bit posh for us innit

skihorse · 17/10/2009 10:43

Oooh bleach - tar cunty. camel agreed - absolute stonewalling is the way - it'd infuriate them more!

givecarrotsachance · 17/10/2009 10:43

LOLOL yeah, I'm dead posh, me, like.

However I AM now going to shut down the computer and go out and do some work outside.

I am so sorry, I totally forgot who had the bathroom disaster - but not that it happened. How is it going?

givecarrotsachance · 17/10/2009 10:44

Final post -

Medee sorry love, Morning!

givecarrotsachance · 17/10/2009 10:45

Definately final post.

ski if you have twins, can I have one?

CUNextTuesday · 17/10/2009 10:58

Gah! Hombre has just informed me we've been invited to a dinner dance in November! Slinky posh frox required and I'm looking more like Fern Britton than Fern Cotton

What am I going to do apart from go into a decline?

Medee · 17/10/2009 11:26

thanks SKi, am on my way - I have glasses in my FB pic

HawaiianCuntShine · 17/10/2009 11:28

Buy an EXCELLENT new dress and go have fun! (I'd decline, though...)

Medee · 17/10/2009 11:29

all the Christmas frocks are in the shops - a pair of magic knickers and you'll be fine!

CUNextTuesday · 17/10/2009 11:30

Were both those references to opposing Ferns lost on you cuntshine?

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