Talking of tight VAGs, I am still too prissy to start groping me cervix... just yet. Am dismayed about realising that the temp readings taking months to get used to. I want results NOW, goddamit. I was that annoying little bastard at school/uni who never did any revision or put any effort in and still got top marks, which was fun then but means I lack the ability to work at stuff, 'be in for the long haul' and wait to see efforts pay off. Fucksticks.
TYF is the same. He's already sulked at me the last 2 months for having the audacity to ovulate mid-week, instead of the weekend (as I have already moaned about many times before). I can't be mad at him though - every time I have a wobble about being an ancient BESH, he says that I'm so young-looking and youthful in outlook, etc. (ie v immature); he can't be dissuaded from the notion that if I look younger on the outside that my ovaries aren't bouncing with mid-20s health either. Gawd, I wish/hope he's right. Although I suspect he mainly wants me to updiffed to a)shut me up and b)enjoy the benefits of Chesty Morgan-style pg norks,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Morgan
Ski, your warped fantasy sounds like the uncut version of the 'Hit Me Baby (one more time)' vid And you're right about the piss-sticks: I use eBay ones and can assure VAG that they are as disappointing and misleading as the expensive clearblue ones I've also tried.
Anyone ever wonder if we're trying all these things to maximise our chances but the stress involved and relying upon them instead of our instincts is making things worse?
Am I the only person who snorted with oo-er, missus laughter at 'nosy beaver hovering around my area'? Are you our 3rd lesbot or wot, Zircy?