Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

[extremesitting]

OOOh - Hope this'll do! Emergency!

Sorry had to disappear briefly extreme had to get monkeyboy to sleep.

Also very very sorry that I only responded to your work stress post earlier In My Mind and apparently didn't actually type any of those thoughts out for you to read.was convinced I had am def losing it. Anyway,if you happen to be psychic you'll know that I was v sympathetic and think that they would be mega-cunts (sorry medee) not to employ you,as you are obviously proper ace.

I've been in The Metropolis for fucking ever.came here as a student (am not posh) and was surrounded by the spoilt bastards you describe.and a few crusty weed smokers who were my clan.

I was just wondering as often find out I sort of know people from briz one way or another,often cos we had a shop for a while and I worked in it 7 days a week so met lots of people! But by the time you came here the shop was in it's death throes and had idiots (ie not me) working there for the most part.

Elasssttiiiics!

Still no RTOD here.

extremeswearing just reread your post and now pmsl that you put asterisks into the word 'pissed' before launching merrily into 'cunt cunt cunt I like saying CUNT!' heeeeeee heeeeee

gin Has to share the creative use of swearing post with my foul-mouthed husband. He is very impressed and now realises that I'm not wasting my time here buy am, in fact, learning new ways to curse. Cuntchops, however? Sounds like a brazillian gone horribly wrong.

Aw ideal I'm all proud now!

Mr gin beat cuntchops as an expression some time ago by saying 'oh yeah?what about vaginaface then??'

WTF does that sound so much worse?

extreme, would you like us all to go round to your prospective employer's place and yell 'CUNT' at him/her till they give you the job?

Game over for me again this month, chaps. Not total R2D2 as yet, but spotting.

It'll soon be time to head gpwards. Any idea whether husband and I need to be registered at the same practice?

here,have this...umm...lush cocktail type thing.I call it 'mind numbing rocket fuel'.

Sorry to hear R2D2 approaching.cunt. Squeaky little arsing rustbuckety cunt.

Sorry I can't help with doc question. But I can slap you round the face with this haddock sorry it's still slightly frozen.

no answers here either I'm afraid. Just a quick hello to down a few shots before returning to technology hell - trying to sync PDA and laptop... slammer anyone?

Morning! I've just sneaked in pre-breakfast to say I am about to have the most mentally busy day but I'm hoping to get back to you lot for fishlapping and nipple tweaking before I jet off on me hols. I don't know why you needed to know that. I just felt like sharing

Morning everyone - nearly weekend hurrah! I'm now post-OV so all I can do is get stuck in to the gin nicely. jailbait is off to glasgow next week for 2 weeks so I have FREE PASS! Oh yes, watch me flaunt my singleness - I'll be walking the dogs/riding the horse/going to work/cooking - all of it sans permission!

I think it's a great idea to include the cunty word cunt more around here - not enough cuntishness and it should keep the Daily Cunt Heil away. Did you see the comments left on the mail website? I was howling. Mrs F'Anjo, Y. ABU, etc., etc. from Bodenshire.

extreme I'm so pleased you're off on hols - you need a break - and obviously the chance to stock up on duty-free!

Curly Have you tried a filofax?

hee hee ski, I do have a filofax (old one with a truly sexy denim cover mmmm), unfortunately it doesn't give me access to emails, T'interweb and office software when working, quite literally, in the field...

Enjoy your free pass!

extreme, I too answered your job post only in my head, but my response was along the lines of; if they don't employ you they are fucktards with clearly not enough sense to be in charge of employing anyone. Enjoy your hols and here's one of those extending arm comedy boxing glove thingys for you to take with you and commit violence at least once a day upon yourself so you don't miss us all too much.

ski I have inspected your faxed fanny, and though somewhat blurry, it does seem you are also due for a boil becuase of sweating too much in tight jodhpurs. I'd get exfoliating now. I recommend a wire brush, or perhaps a brillo pad.

In the spirit of sharing, as seems to be my wont lately, the penicillin is playing havoc with my digestive system and I seem to be pooing piss. Nice.

cosmosis It wasn't blurred. That's just how it looks. There is nothing left you can blind my mind's eye with - bring on Cosmosis and the vaginal birth series!

Shock horror, I have a TTC question. Is anyone else using the Fertitlity Awareness Method as per the Taking Charge of Your Fertility book? I am going to start charting in an effort to understand my mental cycle (now CD36, no RTOD, 3 x BFNs ). Problem is the book and the charts provided are all in Farenheit. I of course have a Celcius thermometer. Do I need to go and find a F one or does it not really matter since all I am looking for is the trend in temperature change?

So sorry to be so BOOOORING. Here, I've made a round of wicked dill vodkatinis for everyone. Help yourself.

I bought the book and thermometer from boots www.boots.com/en/Boots-Digital-Thermometer-Fertility-Diary_6344/ after reading the book cos then I didn't have to think about the celcius / farenheit thing!

I've got the Boots book & thermometer too. All I would say is don't expect your chart to look like the neat little example. My temps are all over the fuc.king place. GP still says I OV'd though.

Oh, & the thermometer is for your mouth......

fuc.king? What's with the full stop? Idiot!

I temp in celcius. For a wonderful example of how your chart should not look, see mine in my profile pics...

curly nice chart

ponymum no! you don't need to buy a farenheit thermometer. you just need to make sure the celcius one you have measures to 2 decimal places.

check the book again. the charts at the back include both celcius and farenheit. the first chart in the master Charts chapter (p 478) is the one you want.

fertilty friend charts are a bit easier to use though. saves faffing about copying from the book.

When we're real parents will we feel compelled to join badly-spelled sign-waving mobs?

cheggers HOW MANY BABIES YA GOT? [GRIN]

Thanks cheggers.

Update on dailymailgate The poll on the matter is clearly going in favour of no MN column in the DM in any circumstances - so MHHQ are adding up the other votes and saying that combined they outvote not having the column! Shocking!

Funny - I've actually been collecting data the last week for a company audit - a lot of the responses have been along the "bovvered, am I?" lines - but now I see I can convert these in to "loves it" - everyone happy!

It's turning into quite a good scrap actually, am rather enjoying it since it's gone a bit quiet in here.

Anyone want a strawberry?