TWOOFL away, extreme. The only thing you (we) have to lose is our dignity, sanity, etc.... We're here for you, girl
Hey, sexy lady, I will check your panties for you if you like! I... oh, eew, giant M&S bellywarmers? Forget it, you're on your own!
Seriously, good luck with the knicker-checking and roll-watch.
Hmmph, even though I feel sick, have womby-weirdness and breasts are a bit porno-sized and sore, I'm still worried it's just pre-R2D2 crap plus a dodgy tummy. As the little metal git's potential arrival draws ever closer, my TWOOFL-hysteria is turning into pessimism (my default seetting). The one thing that is doing my head in is me tits. I was having menstrual mastlagia pains (though a little diff from usual), which started at usual time it always does; 10-11 days before, and then as soon as I started feeling sick and having cramps - which would've been the exact time conception occured (PLEASE) - it totally went. Now boobs are almost normal, albeit a wee bit tender and bigger. But almost imperceptibly so. Now, my mastalgia carries on until at least D2 of RTOD, and I've never had it just disappear a week before RTOD is due. My theory (ahem) is that body was carrying on as normal, preparing self for R2D2, boobs were getting their pre-menstrual pain as normal, then I ovulated late and it 'took' and because body was now pg, the mastalgia stopped as there's going to be no R2D2. God, I hope this is the case.
Sorry for unloading TWOOFL there. Am going to buy a couple of POAS tests later for the weekend.
Incidentally, am grumpy with TYF. He caught me looking at prams online (jumping the gun? Moi?) and I was all 'ooooh, I like this icandy range' and he said it was ridiculous spending money on something that'd only be used for a few years and we should get something used and cheapo on eBay. Bloody men. Or... AIBU? (hehehehe)
PS I might be a non-drinker, but I've brought in a case of fine wines, for a mid-week pick-me-up for you all (and to tempt back the MIA BESHes )