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Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

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triggerhappybaby · 09/08/2009 17:00

We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

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laurielou · 21/08/2009 15:40

Oooh, I'm sure you're a lovely lady vag but I'm not in vag.

Should've been "count me in comma vag

VeryAngryGusset · 21/08/2009 15:44

Oh, I say!

Laurie Why not just wear the ring? - Or I'll wear it for you. [greedy for bling emoticon]

skihorse · 21/08/2009 15:56

laurielou That's a beautiful story - but normally the type I've come to expect from Captain Judgeypants Scorpette!

Cosmosis · 21/08/2009 15:59

Ah, how lovely and romantic. Sob. there is little classier than a pregnant bride. (I have two pairs of judgypants on today).

We got married cos that way you get loads of presents.

skihorse · 21/08/2009 16:06

Yeh but don't you get told off if your list can be purchased at Ellis Brigham and consists of skis, boots, bags, clothes rather than shit toasters and poffertje machines? Mind you, my 7 year old toaster's just bought the farm - maybe we ought get hitched.

SkaterGrrrrl · 21/08/2009 16:28

LOL @ [greedy for bling emoticon]

Anyone watching the cricket, it's a corker!

Cosmosis · 21/08/2009 16:30

la la la waiting for the hightlights don't want to know anything la la la i'm not listening

extremesitting · 21/08/2009 16:31

I HEART THE PIXIES!!! US LOT ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!!

extremesitting · 21/08/2009 16:35

I also heart Skate for

a) being a little hotty and...
b) for including Primal Scream in wedding ceremony. Probably a wiser choice than my Primal Scream favourite, "Come Together"

extremesitting · 21/08/2009 16:42

GGrrrr... impending arrival of visitors before I get to chat amongst my beautiful beshes! GGRR!!!!

Hope everyone is well !! x

Cosmosis · 21/08/2009 16:45

I have done some FB stalking. The Besh I have stalked is a stunner!

Makes mental note to find actual nice photo of me, not one where I am doing a poo.

SkaterGrrrrl · 21/08/2009 16:52

Dear Justine

I am being groomed over the internet.

Moderator, please ban.

Signed Grrrrrl (Ms)

skihorse · 21/08/2009 17:14

Skater I sympathise, I really do but I erm... you're way too old to be groomed.

SkaterGrrrrl · 21/08/2009 17:16

Groooooooooooooooooooooooomer!

Scorpette · 21/08/2009 17:22

Thanks for the new moniker, ski. My judgeypants twitched excessively at Laurie's story, but my judgeypants story-finder seems to be tuned exclusively to teenymum random-shaggersTM... as evinced by my afternoon filled seemingly entirely by hyper-fertile chav bints and their offspring. The bus journey into town, packed with said types, set off my Crazy Lady Twitchy Eye of Judgement eye a treat then as I walked into the shopping centre, there in front of me was the annual beautiful baby competition, with what seemed like the entire city's infant population being photographed. If I was a religious type I would've looked up at the sky and shouted, 'Oh, come ON!'.

It goes without saying that not one of the parents there was a day over 25.

I won't even go into the bus journey home, save to say that one little boy had an earring

Cosmo, updiffing is never going to happen with TWO pairs of pants on, ducky. I know Daphne managed to give birth on Neighbours wearing bottle-green tights, but those were simpler times. And she was pre-BOD.

Have been crying cos have convinced myself I have no eggs left. I doubt now I'll make it to Xmas without being picked up by the police for wandering along the main road, clad only in my dressing gown, hugging that realistic baby doll I mentioned yesterday, singing 'chick-chick-chick-chick-chicken, lay a little egg for me' in floods of tears.

Please punch me repeatedly in the face, like that scene in Airplane (or was it Airplane 2?) where everyone lines up to attack the hysterical woman

Skate Have you started friending us yet on facebook? I need fresh meat for my stalking would love to befriend you on there also And I DO expect loadsa pix - don't be like extreme who was all 'oooh, I'm too ugly to post any photos'.... aaand then she did and is offensively attractive!

VeryAngryGusset · 21/08/2009 17:24
Scorpette · 21/08/2009 17:27

PS if it makes you feel any better, Cosmo, I am doing a poo in all of my pics (and I'm not even at Paul's house!)...

SkaterGrrrrl · 21/08/2009 17:34
Scorpette · 21/08/2009 17:41

Leeeeeedle bit harsh, VAG...

SkaterGrrrrl · 22/08/2009 14:23

Scorps - Ski seems to be fond of a certain Gin Palace on FB, come find me!

I'm with the posters who find themselves taken aback by the graspingness of wedding lists and bizarre reasons for tying the knot. Getting married is not an excuse to behave badly, nor does it make a bad relationship good.My sister lives with her partner and they are madly in love, she does not want to marry him and their relationship is the envy of everyone we know.

Have a good Saturday chaps, DH is at a festival so I am knicker-checking solo this w/end.

skihorse · 22/08/2009 15:20

hi ladies, I don't know what the hell is going on. Now 29 (normally 26) which never, ever, ever happens for me. I've spent the last 4 days with a crampy tummy convinced that I'm about to start bleeding, but nothing happening. POAS this morning - negative. We were play fighting last night and big dog nipped jailbait's arse and got quite protective of me.

triggerhappybaby · 22/08/2009 15:59

oooooh! Are these nice expensive early-responsive tests wot you've been doing??

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triggerhappybaby · 22/08/2009 16:07

Bet you hope you have one of these....

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/812164-I-do-all-the-quot-right-quot-things-and-he

Even the thought of this happening to me, and it will, makes bitter tears spring to my eyes.

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skihorse · 22/08/2009 16:16

trog I read that post actually and I thought "ah, I know what the problem is there" (because, as a non-mother I know everything) - and refrained from answering because I'm already upset at least 2 people on these boards today!

No, these are regular boots ones which reading around people think are crappy. Everyone raves about tesco and as jailbait is back to the UK in a few weeks he'll be sent on a secret shopping mission to Tesco and I really, really, REALLY hope he gets stopped at Schiphol and interrogated!

triggerhappybaby · 22/08/2009 16:30

Tell him the preferred method of carrying them in inserted into the fundament, as it protects the sensitive hormone testing mechanism. Then sit back and enjoy the cavity search to follow...!

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