TTC'ers and Unreliable Contraceptive Users Anonymous.

[NatalieJane]

Here we are

PMSL

Teuch!!! I nearly choked on my brew then!

I remember reading somewhere on MN that our toes should turn blue when we become pg.

I really wish they would as it would be a great help.

No idea of my pre pregnancy cycle i was on the pill then aswell... Never mind I will just have to doink every other day from now on and that should do it.... Have just found the thread re smelly farts PMSL, if that were true then my dp must be pregnant (pooo weee so is my 11 month old dd)))

Ooooooh no, blue toes? What about all the gorgeous peep-hole shoes you couldn't wear???

Blue nipples would be better (unless you have a habit of getting 'em' out )

PMSL, yeah ok then blue nipples instead.

I cant wait until Friday. I hope I get a proper result as I cant really test Saturday as I have to get up at 4.

Yeah, blue nipples, much better than waiting for a test to show a BFP!!

Exactly, would save us all money too.

Ohhh you think i could be PG?

oh gosh Im scared now, lol

Right I had better go back to work. Boring!!!

Have a good afternoon all!!

Bye X

Ah but if we weren't all so bloody impatient and in this POV of needing everything NOW, then we wouldn't bother with tests anyway....

(Says she who can't go past Boots without nipping in to see if they have any tests on good deals!)

Sorry Disenchanted, I just realised I have completely ignored you, didn't mean to, just knew Teuch would have your answers

Are you joining us on here?

See you later Kay, have a good afternoon

Bue things is all very well, but then all be saying "my toes/nipples are a bit blue, am I pg or just a bit cold??????"

LOL at a bit cold

Well how about yellow? Who said it had to be blue?

God I am SO ANGRY about what happened to you Nat . It's a subject close to my heart, and dh is actually on our local transport committee trying to get more people walking/cylcling to school etc... What a total idiot that man is [50 pence piece scraped along car sounds good..]!!!!
Haven't read thread since early this morning, so will try and catch up, but just wanted to let you know that this sort of thing goes on everywhere and drives me MAD!!!!

Go read this mornings installment of the thread, 'tis piss funny today LOL

ooh, to change the subject somewhat, an early sign of pregnancy is a blue-tinged cervix!! (my GP could tell I was pregnant with dd3 when I went for a smear before the HPT showed a positive!!!)
Get your mirrors out girls!!

LOL is it really?

Not sure I've ever seen my cervix, not going for look today...!

NJ get your hubby to do it..... he he he errm actually dont you have your AF dont you... that would be just nasty...

LOL I don't think he'd mind, he did a DIY sweep, (talked through by our very own LoulaDoula ) when I was overdue with DS2 LOL Huge thread about it somewhere.... he likes to be involved

Can imagine the conversation though LMAO

Just to add to the TMI theme, I think the blue-ish tinge relates to your general 'bits' too, which may be more accesible via the mirror route

Anyhow Kay you must be made up with the score last night.... I know DP was..

Just checked and I recon I could see my fango in the bedroom mirror if I bent over and touch my toes......

Next problem is being able to touch my toes.... Only just being able to see them after 12 long months let alone touch them

LOL at you all examining your fanjos!

at the grammer on my last post. sorry everyone..... You know that as soon as Kay sees this she is going to be getting her bits out dont you!!!!!!