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SYMPTOMS, SYMPTOMS, READ ALL ABOUT IT!!! 2wwaiters chat and cuppas at the ready[grin]

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MrsEi25 · 17/01/2008 21:17

righty-ho ladies heres for a lucky thread now what are your symptoms then?? im not even on my 2ww and im convinced its this month... {note to self: must not get obsessed} yeah right...
xx ei xx

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ShakeysGirl · 12/02/2008 22:48

I've got 2 sons with my ex husband. We've not been using contraception since september so we've been trying about 5 months. I did have the depo in jan 07 and i've heard that it can take a year to wear off which sounds right as jan 7th was my first af since then. I did a test a week ago as i had sore boobs but it must have just been an Ovulation symptoms or something, i'm not sure how everything works in that area, our method is just to have a lot of sex and hope for the best lol.

twinklingfairy · 12/02/2008 23:02

Hello shakey I apologise in advance but I now have strange images of your DP/H trying to , er ...um.. pleasure himself (sorry, innocent catholic girl, can't use the proper words) upside down with his arm through his leg?!!

Can't use the words, but what an imagination eh?

ShakeysGirl · 12/02/2008 23:14

You're not far off actually lol he lies on his front with it sort of pointing towards his feet and does something fiddley to the bottom of it (near his testicles) i cant really explain it and he would kill me if he knew i'd told everyone this sort of stuff lol. Sometimes when we've had sex he says he has ejaculated but most of the time hes not sure, i've sometimes got him to do it himself and sort of caught it in a pot and inserted it that way as at least then we're sure its in sorry tmi

MrsEi25 · 12/02/2008 23:16

TF you dirty girl i didnt read it in that way so it must just be you FWIW i can never get the same..ahem..effect on my DH that his left hand does usually he takes AGES with me and a min or 2 with himself iyswim (TF prob does) would it be an easier option for him to maybe get himself nearly there and then you jump on and finish??(sorry) its my trick when im tired and just need a quickie BD iyswim my little brother had to have an op to remove one of testes as he had a hydrocele cyst which cut off the blood supply and killed off the ball in question. i have obv never asked him how it has affected his sex life though
xx ei xx

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twinklingfairy · 12/02/2008 23:24

Thank god you replied, I was so worried I had totally overstepped the mark
Your poor DH, they must have done something funny to all his nerves when he was younger
Can't he get it sorted out again? Or would he be embarassed to ask.
I know I am, I can't even use the right words on here, never mind to a doc, esp my one.
My convo goes, 'when we..em..yeah blah blah blah' He has to fill in the blanks, blankety blank style
I am not sure he would have a clue what I was talking about if I said BD'd but it is so much nicer to say.

Oh dear, gibbering now, I must take my self to bed.

ShakeysGirl · 12/02/2008 23:25

We've tried that but once the pressures off the right place the urge goes away iyswim. According to him the operation he had caused some scar tissue on the main tube which causes some sort of blockage - it doesn't shoot out it dribbles and you have to sort of squeeze it out like a tube of toothpaste! He had strangulated testicles when he was a teenager which is why one ball is dead. Oh well, at least the calpol injection thing has a use - couldn't find a turkey baster lol (obv not a used calpol thing!)

ShakeysGirl · 12/02/2008 23:27

And its never used to give calpol, or anything else

twinklingfairy · 12/02/2008 23:29

oh, I know I am awful aren't I
I am at my worst with my sister, she embarasses so easy, it is worth it every time to se her shocked face. Esp if I come out with something in my mums company.
My mum is as bad but my sister is still embarassed in front of her.

twinklingfairy · 12/02/2008 23:33

But that is just a teenytiny thing?
Wow, I am impressed by your determination shakey

ShakeysGirl · 12/02/2008 23:40

The things you try when ttc lol its bought us closer together in a lot of ways cause hes had to let go of a lot of his privacy really - hes never ejaculated in front of anyone else or even with anyone else during sex its just been a case of seeing what works and trying some very strange things!

MrsEi25 · 12/02/2008 23:58

yeah me too shakey you are mighty determined. its lovely that the problems have brought you closer together as with some, less loving/stable relationships this could be the deal breaker iyswim. you are obviously meant to be together and you will get your BFP by hook or by crook (even if we have to hunt down a turkey baster for you) so dont worry weve 'got ya back'
xx ei xx

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ShakeysGirl · 13/02/2008 00:14

Awe thanks trust me to need one after the christmas season, i bet there were loads around then. Dp has just called and said hes on his way home from work and is bringing pizza, i knew there was a reason i loved him lol

EiWishFor3MoreWishes · 13/02/2008 00:24

dya like my new name?? (its MrsEi in disguise...loosely of course)
xx ei xx

ScaryHairy · 13/02/2008 07:59

Morning everyone.

Welcome shakey. You and your DH obviously have a very good relationship that you can talk about his issues. Is there nothing the doctors could do to repair the damage?

Love the new name Ei.

I woke up this morning with cramps and feeling sick and I have gone off my usual morning cup of green tea!!!! Repeats mantra to self: I will not get overexcited...

Still only 8dpo so too early to test. Arg. And I do have a bit of a cold so it could all be down to that.

07mumstheword · 13/02/2008 08:13

Like the new name Ei I almost didn't recognise you

MOB So good to see you back, I totally understand needing a break.

Fairy You always make me I love your ramblings especially when you are being a good catholic girl

Welcome to Shakey I do hope the calpol injection thingy works

Scary Fingers crossed that going off green tea is a good sign for you? When will you test?

GG & Bucky You ok? And anyone else I've not mentioned, hope all is going well.

I can't leave this thread you are all so lovely and I'm just not ready to go, hope you don't mind.

ScaryHairy · 13/02/2008 08:18

Hi MTW
I think I'll test on Friday. I will almost certainly crack and waste a couple of cheapies before then but none of the results will count before 10dpo!!

You should definitely hang around here for a bit longer. Ladies with BFPs give me hope!

07mumstheword · 13/02/2008 08:24

Scary I did a test at 9 dpo and it was BFN then 11 dpo it was BFP so it's amazing how much difference a couple of days can make. Good luck

coolkat · 13/02/2008 09:09

Morning Ladies,

Scary sounds promising. I am a friday tester as well As for testing and getting BFN and no AF. It took ages for me to get last BFP and the BFP when I had my DD (I appreciate you do not want the last BFP I had as it was not sticky!!)Whilst the witch is not singing there is always hope!

Hey Madoldbird welcome back, hope the break has left you feeling a little refreshed. Keeping bits crossed for you.

Shakeysgirl, Welcome, sorry to hear you having TTC 'problems' this is a great gang and as you have gathered you can never give TMI!

SORRY TO ANY ONE I have missed.
Coolkat

doghouse · 13/02/2008 09:23

Hello to other newbie Shakeysgirl and to everyone else.

Well, am still spotting but not full on AF and high temps still so did HPT this morning (12DPO) and BFN .

Am confused by temp but am sure it is just AF off to a slow start.

It is only my 2nd cycle since having DD so I suppose cycle length could still be settling down.

If spotting stops or continues as just spits and spots like this into next week then will test again. Sensible?

Lovely to have people who fully understand to 'talk' to!

madoldbird · 13/02/2008 10:33

Good morning ladies!

First of all, thank you everyone for such a lovely welcome back. It means a lot, and makes me realise how much i have missed you all. What a great bunch of women!

shakeysgirl welcome, it's good to have you here, and crumbs, such a lot you have said resonates with me. It's not something i have had the courage to mention here before, but DH & i have similar problems. Like you, i have 2 children already (with my late DH) and now my new DH and i would dearly love a baby together. It would be the most wonderful moment in my life to see him hold his newborn baby in his arms. However he has what it known as "delayed ejaculation" which for him means that he does not come as a result of sex, only through masturbation ( and only from himself, although i have managed it once or twice). We have a good sex life, and it has only become an issue since we have been ttc. Until now we have been doing what someone else mentioned (was it you ei?) i.e. once we are ready, getting himself to a certain point, then putting it in at the last minute. As we are now on cycle 7 i am wondering if that is working. I have noticed as well, like you mention, that some does tend to "dribble" out, and it appears that if he takes the pressure that he gets from his hand away, then ejaculation isn't as sucessful. So, we have also just decided to go with the syringe option!!! ( It was SO bizzare to read about you trying this, when we had only just started employing this method this week!) We basically take a cup and syringe upstairs... and you can work out the rest!!!! Like you say, i do now feel more confident that we are getting everything in the right place. We did, however, struggle to get his "deposit" in the cup - we need more practice! We are going to do it this way all the time this cycle and see what happens. Obviously all the romance is lost this way, but we do have a good laugh about it, and it does feel special because of why we are doing it. Like yourselves, it has brought us closer now. Sorry to ramble on, but i had to respond to you, and share our situation with you. |Hopefully we can keep each other going. Syringe-users united!!!!

Hope i haven't bored everyone else!

EI (like the new name) tell your DH that you are going to a reflexologist for "relaxation" purposes! He can't turn down the prospect of a more chilled out wife. My session went well - it certainly was extremely relaxing.

MTW no, don't leave us yet! We like having you around, and as others have said it gives us all hope.

scaryhairy and coolkat excited about you both testing at the end of the week. Keeping various bits of me crossed for you both.

doghouse may be better to wait a few days if AF hasn't turned up. Easier said than done though!

Big hello to the rest of the gang that i haven't mentioned in person.

madoldbird · 13/02/2008 10:35

Having just read that last post back to myself, am now worried that there is way, way TMI in it, even for this thread! Sorry if it is too much.

lou2311 · 13/02/2008 11:22

Hi jerryernie and shakey, welcome!
librabird - you were right about Bones - I was really looking forward to that!
Oh well if AF has finished by then might get a bit of practicice BD'ing in! Sex for fun? That is a truly strange concept!!!
Hi Ei, like the name!
Bucky - how did it go??
Sorry to those i missed - had several pages to catch up on!
xx

coolkat · 13/02/2008 15:16

Afternoon, this half term holiday if FAB, took DD horse riding and then Pub for lunch followed by long walk around lake

Anyway, I feel really heavy andlethargic now it could be my pub dinner and the fresh air but I am going to buy a test for tomorrow morning, feel just out of sorts IYSWIM. If AF comes then I am going on a diet!

It is quiet on here today, where is everyone?

Hope it went ok at the doctors Bucky. X

Lou, sex for fun, sounds good !!

twinklingfairy · 13/02/2008 16:59

MTW you have just made me feel much better.
I woke this morning with an urge to test, so I figured I would just use an ebay cheapy. BFN, obviously.
But I was still feeling a bit down about it though. I am 8dpo and only an 11 day LP, so figured it was 3 days before AF, so should/could be true. (esp if I don't believe FF and I think I am actually 10dpo)
But maybe,...no defo too early and scairyhairy you are right nothing before 10dpo counts
So I am now going to pretend that did not happen this morning and leave it until saturday, that way I will be at least due on or 2 days late. Maybe Sunday would be best. Don't you hate it when you test in the morn then AF turns up in the afternoon?

coolkat · 13/02/2008 17:01

Tomorrow morning came early = BFN

Why did I not wait for AF rather than waste a test - I know I always say "its not over til the red lady sings" But just feel P*ssed off. I want BFP and want one NOW..

My apologies

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