Breaking banjos, poking boobs & getting promoted 🙌🏻it’s TTC bus 44

[Minster2012]

Wow that last one was a quick one! The bus driver nearly missed the bus!🏎🚌

Here is the bus where anything goes, and chat isn’t just TTC it’s anything. Ranting very much encouraged to her things off your (are they sore boobs?!) chest. The last bus had loads of work promotions too & we’ve still got interviews so hopefully it’s a lucky bus in more ways than just making babies.

We are here to help and support each other & anything goes. We’ve had losses, heartache & some super fertile short ride passengers so welcome all.

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related but can you beat breaking a guy’s banjo in a BJ or whilst DTD?! 🤞🏻🙌🏻

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys, but I need to carry on with it it, I’ve been lazy! #shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰

Story so far...

June 2020 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 2021 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

June 5 so far! There’s still time 🤞🏻

@Kirky658 Cos he's just a normal guy I guess 🤣I quite like jake actually, seems like he has spunk (personality!)

Or am I thinking about Brad @Kirky658 🤣😂

@minster2012 if its jake who's the geordie lad, like him!

@Minster2012 Hi boys.........Chloe here....I'm so very posh I don't let my teeth touch when I talk....and I talk so verrrrry slowly.
Annoying much 😬😬
Can't believe they've left it on a cliff hanger, I think she'll chose Aaron.

Don't worry, OH will be put to good use! To be fair he isn't one to sit still so can imagine he'll just crack on with all the jobs anyway

@Kirky658 @Minster2012 Brad is the Georgie lad and hottie. Jake is the toe fetish one and loves a blonde!

@Clairey844 "I'm trrrreeyyyyyingg sooo hard to be posh" more like 🤣🤪so annoying but I want her body 😜😫I need to watch more to work it out @Kirky658 they are already moulding into one 😂

Just been refused sex. Not a happy Minster

@Clairey844 haha perfect impression! I reckon they bring in her ex or something. They did bk in series 3 I think.

That was supposed to say geordie not Georgie!

@Minster2012 grrr that is the worst!! Early morning instead 🤞🏾

Perfect opportunity @Clairey844 to set DH up lots of jobs!

I know @larrythelizard to be honest I forgot I had it and don't go scan happy because I think it's nonsense if you are in a restaurant. I've checked my 'exposure days' and it's showing as a count of '1' today not 6 days ago so who knows 🤷‍♀️

@larrythelizard they said nothing today really. But when they have me a leaflet straight after my op- in that it says to massage it with e45 cream? I am not sure how soon you would start that though? Doesn't really say.
And yeah I've never had the app. No bings for me @bez91 🤣 I've been in a hospital 5 times now, can you imagine?!
@Clairey844 oh no! Agree with @DKDK123 get in bed and don't move!
@Minster2012 when I've been to fertility that's quick. But fracture clinic most certainly is not quick. The first time I was there 10.40 until 3.15 and this time 10 until 1.10. Absolute joke. A&E was faster!

@minster2012 how very rude! Early morning wake up call in order?! You're right they are all merging into one 😂
@becarefuloutthere you can be my new love Island interpreter!
@clairey844 such a good impression, man she's annoying

@becarefuloutthere ooooo yes an ex would be fun!!

@paintfairy are you heading in for your scan today? At the quick bit 🤣

@Kirky658 luckily he redeemed himself when he sidled up to me half an hour later 🍆🙌🏻

Feel like poo today though & need to look at that bbt adjuster @Juno231 mentioned as had to get up at 4.30 so took temp then instead of 6.30 but didn't look at my temp & it's showing 2 after each other so no idea which is right 🤬on the most important days too ffs

Argh @Juno231 this is frustrating...help! 🤣so my Femometer thermometer I turn on and it shows the last reading. So I did it at 4.30 then didn't look. Went to record it now & its flashing up 36.42 (2 hours earlier than usual) & then straight away 37 (2 hours earlier). I can't find anything online on what might be happening so what do you think take? (Adjusted) thanks!

@Minster2012 I'd ignore the 37 - it should only show the last reading and sometimes ends up on 37 when resetting itself - just before it goes "Lo" to let you know you can use it again. So adjusted it should be 36.62?

@Juno231 perfect that's what I thought use the 36.62 seems a bit more realistic than a perfect 37! Thank you!

@clolo how you feeling now? Are you just waiting for an update is it Saturday?

Gah I am so sick of my boss atm. I've decided I'll collate a list of all the crap she's done to send to HR before I leave as well.

Current thing that she's done? My colleague's mum died 36 hours ago and she's already chased him for work this morning. Yesterday she announced his mum's passing in a whatsapp group to the whole team without his permission. She did this for another colleague's mum's death last year as well.

Did I mention she announced my surgery to the whole team in a team meeting as well? Same for another colleague.

When a colleague was in hospital taking care of his baby whilst his wife was having brain scans done for a suspected tumour - our boss made him dial in to our team meeting.

When a colleague attended her murdered BILs funeral last year, she got chased for deliverables on the day of the funeral.

The list goes on!!

Morning all
@Juno231 she would get on well with bossboy....glad you're leaving...

Your boss sounds awful @Juno231 with zero compassion for anyone. So glad that you've got that other job!

@Juno231 she sounds like a delight! Are you sure you want to push though, do you only get a HR reference anyway? I know it's shit but is it worth stirring?

@minster2012 yeah in FS they only allow HR references to confirm I've worked there. Too litigious for ex bosses to give references otherwise. We'll see - if I did it definitely would be phrased differently!

@clolo that's great you feel good, yes annoying it's been on hold for freeze all then, but you'll be on top top form for putting back in 🤞🏻for good growing & Saturday then

@Juno231 go for it then! 🤣

@Juno231 your boss sounds vile! Glad you've got a new job!

Well looks like TTC is off the table this month...got an infected cyst 😭 so no last minute baby miracles for us before our fertility appointment