TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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@Ltay2 I'm so pleased he's gaining weight & happier, it's not easy trying to get the balance right, we had as reflux & he's got allergies we couldn't work out til later so I feel your pain

@notyetamumbuttrying we are all behind you whatever you & DH decide everything crossed it's good news 🤞🏻

@Catherinettc ha I'll write a comment on your latest pic so you can find me!

@blackcurrantqueen lol not juno!

@notyetamumbuttrying tomorrow!!!! How are you feeling about it all

@notyetamumbuttrying actually ignore my question as I missed that you'd written above!

@Catherinettc his poor wife!! I don't think I have you on Instagram actually??

@Minster2012 stupid af messing you around!! At least your cycles don't seem too off course!!

@Ltay2 so glad he's better and gaining weight now! Gorgeous little boy!!

@notyetamumbuttrying oh, I'm very well aware of who Juno is - she's a hottie 😂

@Minster2012 thank you 🙏🏾
@Juno231 I don't think I'll test tomorrow now 😬 I'm too bloody scared of it all being over! 😩 ah just seen you said ignore 😂
@Tornado2Inc ah sorry, I tagged you so that Catherine knew you were on the one on insta with the 10dpo pee stick. It read differently tho, I can see that now.

@Tornado2Inc and yes, she is a complete hottie 🔥

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm the one with ALL the sticks 😂

Haha yes you are @Tornado2Inc 😂

Aw @Catherinettc we missed you too 😘 your little man is gorgeous 😍 as is yours @Ltay2 . I love seeing the little squishes and day dreaming of getting one 🤞 hope the little men are doing well.so sorry to hear about your fall Catherine x

@Tornado2Inc @notyetamumbuttrying ha you two are sweet!

3DPO btw and FF has given me dotted crosshairs again as it doesn't like that I ovulated earlier than usual at CD12. Father's day I'll be 9dpo and have a feeling I'll be testing then just in case...

@Juno231 I don't trust anything other than actual OPKs. Define et decided to overwrite my ovulation day and move it! Apparently BBT counts more than hormones. So, according to it, I ovulated 4 days after my peak 🙄

@Tornado2Inc oh show us the chart! I guess you could have had a second peak a couple of days later - or did you carry on testing? My temps and OPKs do align though so hopefully it's right.

Love that outfit @Ltay2!

That's why I stopped temping @Tornado2Inc because temp and OPKs were all out of sync and it sent me crazy!

I am definitely not symptom spotting (if I keep repeating this it is definitely true)...somewhere around 7DPO! Also desperately trying to stop myself working out due dates etc...! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Have tortured the small one with a covid stick up his nose, he's back to being my friend with the use of some smarties!

Oh I removed my cervix stat from O-1 and it made the crosshairs go solid 💪

@notyetamumbuttrying who's a hottie? FOMO!!

@Sezzy25 how you feeling?

@Tornado2Inc how is the stick today?

@Juno231 boom for the ovulation, bloody hate that apps think they know best 🤣and yeah gotta test on Father's Day in case 🤞🏻

@larrythelizard IF you were symptom spotting what might you spot?? 🤔and thank god DS is your friend again, poor kids with Covid test it's horrible enough for adults

@Juno231aah I see now! There's another with a 1st and last name that I just assumed was u but I know who that is now (I think) 🤣🤣

@Vil10 I'm not sure but I'm Catherine Melvin. I'm not worried about being outed lol so add away ❤

@Katao ❤❤❤ it's good to be back xx

@notyetamumbuttrying thanks for the hint lol its like a game show 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣 xx

@Minster2012 tornado and I were complimenting Juno on her hotness!

I'm so glad I never temped, looks very complicated!

Ouch I feel like I'm coming on 😩

@Catherinettc but with no prizes to be won 😆

@Juno231 Here's my chart. The red line is this cycle. Ovulation should be 2-3 days before. I remember seeing that tiny dip one day before getting first vvfl (the one at 6 or 7 dpo) and thought to myself "implantation dip at 5dpo? Nah." The temp keeps rising 🤞

Think I ovulated day before I initially thought, it's the only explanation. That, or a super early implantation!

@larrythelizard i trust my pee-sticks only. The rest is my scientific curiosity and love for collecting data 😂

@Minster2012 Juno is the hottie and the stick is mightier than yesterday morning, but about the same as my evening one. Cautiously optimistic, even told my DH this morning and registered with my local midwife team 🙃

Ahhhh I see @notyetamumbuttrying yes @Juno231 is a hottie 🥰. What's making you say ouch then? What's going on inside (Cos obviously we'd all like that xray to know!)

@Tornado2Inc awww amazing! how was DH?

@Katao how you getting on? You are on a bit of a chill with things right?

@Minster2012 his reaction was actually much more positive than I expected! He said "oh, wow, FINALLY!!!" (Considering I didn't tell him anything ttc related for over a year (ever since we went off protection)

That's lovely @Tornado2Inc ! Big congratulations to you.

I'm only 5dpo but had some v lightly blood stained CM last night. Now the ole symptom spotting sirens are going. 🚨 It seems v unlikely to be implantation as it's too early... hate how our bodies do these things when trying. It's like they want us to feel confused.

@Tornado2Inc really?! So you never said each month when you came on that you were on then? I'm glad lines are still showing! 👏🏾
@Minster2012 can just feel period pain, twinges in my uterus and also a heavy feeling in my vag. But who bloody knows eh! All such a horrible headfuck!

@Tornado2Inc ah well in BBT's defence you didn't log temps on cd10-11,13 and those would have been crucial for an accurate OD 😅. Bear in mind implantation dips aren't really a thing so don't focus too much on that one! Looks like the app you use doesn't take into account LH results? FF does!