TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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Thanks everyone, you’re the best, will try to stay positive (haha) and wait and see what happens.

Wishing you all the good luck @notyetamumbuttrying, fingers crossed for some lovely embryos and a sticky bean!

Ahh missed that @Haiyaa I can see a little something I think 🤞🏼

@Haiyaa I can see a very faint line yeah. Good luck for it progressing! And thank you 🙏🏾
@Vil10 sounds like a plan! Is his birthday this month?
@Minster2012 thank you, sat waiting to go in now. No call! 😬
@bez91 thank you 😊

@notyetamumbuttrying good luck today
@Haiyaa could this be it!?
I feel so tired but I don’t want to get my hopes up, not yet

@Franklydear thank you 😊
When are you due on?

The 12th🙈, I don’t know what got over me this month, where’s my cucumber?

@notyetamumbuttrying eeeek hate the waiting!! Everything TTC is waiting eh? I really really really hope it's sticky for you, sending all the sticky vibes your way

@Franklydear I think you used your 🥒during fertile week 😂

@Juno231 you have a boozy Sunday lunch today don't you? That sounds good I hope you really enjoy it xxx

@Franklydear ah so let's hope this week whizzes by for you then!!
@Minster2012 they're 25 mins late now and I'm busting for the loo. Bit pissed off actually. Thank you 😊

@notyetamumbuttrying yeah the 28th! Ahhh good luck today, I'll be thinking of you!!❤️

@Franklydear keeping everything crossed for you🤞🏼

That's so annoying @notyetamumbuttrying they'll prob turn say you can go! But better be safe

My boobs are sore, which happened last time prior to OV but CD23 here now & 12 days of flashing smiles! 😃🤡

@Sezzy25 how did you get on with yours?

@bez91 how was the colour run, just saw your Insta it looks fun but in this heat??!!! How did you do?

@Minster2012 fingers crossed you get your solid smiley soon then 🙏🏻🙏🏻 That’s a good sign though!!

Well I stopped checking because I’m pretty confident I missed it. I have had very light bleeding today and yesterday along with cramps. Very unsure whether period or implantation. If it is period then my body is taking the mick because it would be the most ‘normal’ length cycle I have ever had with completely different symptoms 😂. Holding out hope that it is implantation but the waiting is a killer lol.

@Minster2012 it was ace thanks 😊 it was a colour obstacle course. It's not competitive and to be fair not much running went on by anyone with it being so hot. I've injured my thumb though of all places when I took a tumble 🙈 Where the frick is your smiley!? It's got to be coming with the sore boobs

🤞🏼 for you @Franklydear

@Vil10 thank you!
@Minster2012 I was next thankfully as I needed a no2 too! 🤭
@bez91 well done on the run, ow to the injured thumb though 😢

All went well earlier, have an embryo on board and 3 ready for the freeze! The other 4 are doing well too and I'll get a call tomorrow to let me know if they can be frozen too 😀

@notyetamumbuttrying all speed ahead, wohhhooooo...

Teenage neighbour blasting the tunes, I don’t normally mind her, but today she put on the radio and I hate the chatter, heard of Spotify, love?

@Sezzy25 that's good then and we can def hope it's implantation 🤞🏻if it's different to your usual AF then there's hope

@bez91 your thumb!! How annoying, like a papercut! But you enjoyed it then, that's good! I did an elk fit workout to RuPaul this morning so feel good. I'm not sure my static will come, with it being after the MC it's prob a bit messed up but I will persevere with them til end of the week. However I also have right sided twinges now so 🤞🏻but it doesn't matter either way Cos we are covering it all and will just see when AF arrives

@notyetamumbuttryingha ha that would be me! So you relaxing now & thinking sticky vibes, that's so awesome on the 3 for freeze and the potential for more too 🙌🏻🥳

@notyetamumbuttrying excellent news! Xxx

@Franklydear indeed! Come on embryo!
Haha "heard of Spotify love" nothing worse than others ppl music if you're not into it!
@Minster2012 good going for the coverage, I'm sure you'll Ov soon now.
Omg it was so bad, I couldn't go this morning as was so nervous and knew I'd be caught short when there. I nearly caved and went but stopped myself! I was complimented on my full bladder 🤪
Yeah lying on sofa but couldn't drop off to sleep so may move to bed in a bit. Yeah I know, I was so chuffed to hear that! The one transferred was top notch too! Hatching and AA 🤩
@blackcurrantqueen thank you hun x

Nice one @notyetamumbuttrying! So does that mean that all 8 have made it this far? That is incredible! Put your feet up and think snuggly, fluffy 70s bush vibes for your embryo to get snuggly in!

Oh @Franklydear I’m keeping everything crossed for you!

Hopefully this is ov on the way @Minster2012! You must be exhausted though with those flashing smiles and EWCM!

@Haiyaa no, so 4 made it nice and easy. 1 in me, 3 in the freezer. The other 4 are looking good and they want to give it one more day to make sure they're up to the freeze too, so I'm not banking that they will, but it's looking good due to them wanting to give them one more day! Feet are up 😄 how are you?

Come on embryo that's ace! Well done @notyetamumbuttrying and would be incredible if the others make it too 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Haiyaa yeah kind of am exhausted but what's the difference between ewcm & watery?? I still have some ewcm today but feels more watery but yesterday there was barely anything

God I just wish I knew what was going on, wouldn't that be great for us all eh 🙄

@Franklydear that would be annoying to me 🤣

@Minster2012 @notyetamumbuttrying she's 16, bless her, it's only annoying when she sings along at maximum lung capacity, she's been quite kin on rock lately

Excited for you @notyetamumbuttrying 🤞 countdown to testing now!

@Haiyaa ohh hope your lines get stronger. I've never tested as early as 9 DPO... ok maybe once or twice but they were always the cheapies so was never going to see anything on those that early. Keep us posted.

Is anyone else suffering with hay fever yet? Can't stop sneezing 🤧 I'm surrounded by trees and grass where I live so must be those right now.

@Vil10 hope your taste and smell comes back soon although at least there's a small positive that it's preventing you from binging on snacks as you can't enjoy them 😅 that's what I'm taking from my lack of appetite right now!