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The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

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Minster2012 · 21/04/2021 13:38

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

🤞🏻💓😘🥳🙌🏻

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larrythelizard · 22/04/2021 21:40

I see it @Hopeful110!!

Oh bless @Franklydear, your DH sounds lovely! Fingers so tightly crossed for you.

Vil10 · 22/04/2021 21:51

@Hopeful110 I see it!! Congratulations!!

larrythelizard · 22/04/2021 22:19

Is anyone a fertility friends expert? I've just downloaded it and inputted all my data (have been using natural cycles up to now).

Last cycle it put my ovulation earlier than natural cycles and 1 day before I got the static smiley on OPK.

Which would you believe?

DOB78 · 22/04/2021 22:42

@Hopeful110 aren't you glad I pulled you into the poas corner of shame. So happy for you congratulations!!!!

Minster2012 · 22/04/2021 23:00

@MartyMcShy in the flower pot, hmmmm a pink thing, patunias, phloxx (I think?) a nice tree-y pink flowering thing, do you see I'm faking it?! I went to get nice flowers to male the house look good 🤣

@Franklydear a week of testing? But starting Friday? Are you sure you shouldn't have killed him already?

@Juno231 love the garden! I found today quite relaxing, but I hate watering, so dull

@Dollybird89 where's my invite to this squat challenge then, what are we meant to do?? And you are def right, very very fluffy womb

@lucyrp sounds like you've got a very productive weekend planned, you'll have to report back on Monday!

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Franklydear · 23/04/2021 03:59

Middle of the night update, bfn, I am starting to think that my ic are a bit suspect, cd 27, last 3 cycles 24, not periody at all, #confused
@Minster2012 maybe I should, but need to be sure I got a positive first....

Hopeful110 · 23/04/2021 05:54

@DOB78 haha yeah but tbh I thought I'd be keeping you company there for a while longer! Totally wasn't expecting a bfp!!

@Juno231 yeahhh it seems I had a 1 day dip at 6dpo then a 2 day dip at 8 and 9dpo now my temps rising :) 🤞🤞

Honestly thankyou so much for all the congratulations! It means soooooo much! I still can't believe it...been up most of the night tossing and turning panicking about going on mat leave just before black Friday and Xmas (I have visions of going back and it's a mess) lol. Ahhh off to do the frer now then 🤞🤞🤞 xxx

Hopeful110 · 23/04/2021 05:55

@Franklydear what ic are you using?? Easy @ home seem to be the best on the market here xx

Hopeful110 · 23/04/2021 06:08

Ok, I can believe it now!! I never got such a strong line on a frer before especially with fmu and boy oh boy its so pink!! Ahhhh please stick!! 🤞🤞🤞

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lucyrp · 23/04/2021 06:39

@Hopeful110 congrats they're really good lines!🥰

Hopeful110 · 23/04/2021 06:43

@lucyrp thankyou lovely! Praying it sticks! Hope your OK?? Xx

lucyrp · 23/04/2021 06:45

@Hopeful110 yeah I'm good thank you, getting rounder by the day, very hungry and very tired all the time 🙈 the aches and pains are starting to kick in too but all good! Xx

Vil10 · 23/04/2021 06:46

@Hopeful110 congratulations!! It's definitely there!!

Justanothercyster · 23/04/2021 06:48

Yay @Hopeful110 comgrats!! And hoping for a sticky bean 🎉🥳💕

Hopeful110 · 23/04/2021 06:57

@lucyrp awww bless you! Get OH to rub your back and legs and feet lol! 🤭

@Vil10 thankyou, yeah it definitely is there haha
@Justanothercyster thankyou lovely! Yeah I really hope so! 🙏

larrythelizard · 23/04/2021 07:07

@Hopeful110 they're fab lines, congrats definitely in order!!

Franklydear · 23/04/2021 07:11

@Hopeful110 congrats!!, I see it and I never see the lines, I am using wondfo, I did a second one just now, cos you know it makes sense and I can’t see anything

larrythelizard · 23/04/2021 07:12

And @Franklydear I know your DH has a plan but why not just crack out the FRER now....?!

Franklydear · 23/04/2021 07:17

@larrythelizard cos I don’t have them yet

larrythelizard · 23/04/2021 07:23

Oh yeah ok that makes sense (doh!) @Franklydear! I have quite the stash, shame I don't live anywhere near you as otherwise I'd bring you some!

Minster2012 · 23/04/2021 07:25

@Franklydear we are def waiting for that FRER and hoping that it shows the right result 🤞🏻🤔then no killing necessary

@Hopeful110 yessss we knew it!! 💓🙌🏻so good, let's hope it buries in good and proper snuggly

Well my boobs have definitely started to kill, last night they were flipping around and every turn they went "thud" and I went ooooo and my nipples are crazy sensitive!

@paintfairy is today the day to be impregnated???

@Crazydoglady123 have you had another scan yet or is it next Monday?

@Sunbird24 you said yesterday about avoiding the Xmas baby as that's you is that right? So when's your cycle going to be? How long are you leaving it to avoid it?

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Franklydear · 23/04/2021 07:27

@larrythelizard thank you, it’s Amazon so shouldn’t be long

DOB78 · 23/04/2021 07:29

@Hopeful110 they are super dark lines!! Well I'm still here with another BFN.
I'm giving up hope a bit now I thought implantation happened yesterday reckon it's just af on the way. I honestly thought we'd got it right this month😔

Sausage1990 · 23/04/2021 07:31

@hopeful110 congratulations!!! Lovely test line for 10dpo - mine was like that too!!! 💕 Super happy for you xxx

Sausage1990 · 23/04/2021 07:33

@dob78 sorry about your BFN this morning... It might just be too early. If you think you implanted yesterday then it'll be a few days before the hcg is high enough to be recognised on any test. Don't loose hope hun, there's still time🤞🏻💕

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