Yoga slurping & keep fit POASticking - TTC unconventionally BUS 33

[Minster2012]

So our valentines treats did the trick & we’ve got some BFPs for February...HORRAY!! 🥳♥️😘

We’ve picked up some newbies who come armed with a flesh light for horses, 🐴a penchant for McSteamy & 2 extra Sausages 🐶🍆for us to add to our rowdy bus.

If all else fails we can send our dogs round the country...stud them to each other cos they don’t understand social distancing and get a hella cute bus loads of pups instead, they can then teach us how to do it!

Grab your popcorn for Married for at First Sight, your briefcase for the horse spunk & make your decision on whether you are McSteamy or McDreamy...🩺

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We are a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

3 BFPs for February so far, plenty of time left 🤞🏻🤩

And if you don't read my blog then I write it fir no reason & f you all

Love you though
😂🙌🏻♥️🍆😂🙌🏻🙌🏻♥️😳😬🤔😉😳♥️😂🙌🏻♥️🙌🏻😩

@Minster2012 I think you missed your chance at influencering now you can't get out to Dubai and post pics in your bikini??

P.p.p.s
The bus drivers secrets are her own ♥️

@Minster2012 secret friendships. 🤣 I think you'll know who I am, purely because you already know my first name! But no one else likely will.

@larrythelizard I actually have bikini shots of my scars lined up for the future
Fat shots for when DH & I got happy

Then skinny shots for this year when I decided thats what was needed for baby making

Look how that turned out 🤣😂

P.p.p.s

Secrets told to a bus driver stay secret

I never divulge read the top I never kiss and tell

@paintfairy yeah it's ridic!! I'll say no more as I've watched ahead and don't wanna ruin anything.
@Minster2012 yeah a parking space, so stupid in zone 2 London! And it clearly doesn't come with one, why are they viewing 🤦🏾‍♀️ Aw not seen Kate cox's name in a while! Hope she's good 😌 I read your blog hun, I love it 🥰
@larrythelizard don't worry babe me too! I've shared far too much and can't risk anyone from outside these forums realising it's me and blackmailing me with all my grim chat 😂 I'm nuts I know 🤪

@minster2012 I'm still building up the motivation to get hiit workout done soon lol

As for the Instagram.. I've only recently started using mine lol but feel free to add away... I'm the one with pink/blue hair pic.... though it's now purple 🤣

We have broken mumsnet. My browser isn’t working as it should and my app has crashed 😂😂 @Minster2012 I know right @KateColx and her famous friends !

Also I have divulged a lot but I already had a close friend find me on here about 6 months ago and we fell out about it so can’t get any worse right !! 🤣

@Minster2012 3 weeks is time from consultation with IVF doctor (discussing results and plan) to when my next cycle would be. I don't want to have to wait another cycle 🙄

Damn @franklydear that was fast!!!

I also told you things I shouldn't but wtf! I know I said I was going to bed, I am there now....

@lucyrp oh god! Really? I prefer to stay anonymous but I don't appear to know anyone, so fingers crossed! It's kind of nice to see actual people when you've spoken so much. But- I also get this is very public on here and we do over share! 🤣 Couldn't have been much of a friend then?

The insta chat is making me laugh, I saw @lucyrp follow me earlier!
I need to go back through @Minster2012 and see who else 🤣

@lucyrp this is my fear Lucy so I just can't follow minster and add you all sadly. Maybe I will if/when I come off here. Unless we do a closed Facebook group...can be anonymous then and still see each other.

@notyetamumbuttrying ooohhh there's an idea!

@lucyrp @Minster2012 right I've got some mention notifications 👀😂 haha I told you, I'm going to use maternity to try and become an influencer 💁🏼‍♀️

Please don't start me on insta, I try and work out who's who in @Minster2012 folllwers allllll the time! 😂 so if you find me plz introduce with MN name if you don't mind being outed 😂😂 x

I know see in the insta thing you could all do a random profile and as mine is public I will add you all Cos YOU KNOW I am the bus driver (glue) if you are bothered (you can have more than one account you know I also have a private one) then you see it’s up to ppl if they confirm MY follow requests

That’s the way it can work

Like for example
@lucyrp is pregnant and she doesn’t mind
There are other ppl who have accepted my requests and they don’t mind if it’s their personal accounts

That’s entirely your choice.
I won’t “out” you

I will reassure you on that only your profile pic will be out there

I have put my son up there and me recently (Valentine’s story)
I don’t just use it anonymously as my story is pretty unique
I might mesh my personal and private if we do surrogacy again I just don’t know yet
It’s a work in progress

Just to reassure ppl it’s entirely your choice. By following me you choose. Or do a random account. I don’t mind. It can make it fun.

Just got my period so am now officially in the first cycle of trying for DC2!
Out of interest, (it probably doesn’t matter hugely!) but it started just now, so 10pm-ish. Would you count today as CD1, or tomorrow?

Nooo @KateColx you are meant to be myyyyy way in Cos you know alllllllll the celebs

If anyone needs an ivf story I’m your gal 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Or surrogacy #sellyoursoultopayforivf @KateColx
????? 🤞🏻🙌🏻

@Minister2012 😂😂😂 right let me develop my influencing skills (I literally have no idea what that entails) and then I'll bring you along for the ride. We'll be rich, maybe. X

@paintfairy hahaha I thought I was obvious!!

@Juno231 oh Thankyou!

@Minster2012 the tattoo?? What've I missed??

@KateColx I've figured you out! We have a few mutual followers too!!x

@Vil10 oh my god do we?? Right I'm off to stalk 👀😂 I am the worst for guessing who's who! X