Yoga slurping & keep fit POASticking - TTC unconventionally BUS 33

[Minster2012]

So our valentines treats did the trick & we’ve got some BFPs for February...HORRAY!! 🥳♥️😘

We’ve picked up some newbies who come armed with a flesh light for horses, 🐴a penchant for McSteamy & 2 extra Sausages 🐶🍆for us to add to our rowdy bus.

If all else fails we can send our dogs round the country...stud them to each other cos they don’t understand social distancing and get a hella cute bus loads of pups instead, they can then teach us how to do it!

Grab your popcorn for Married for at First Sight, your briefcase for the horse spunk & make your decision on whether you are McSteamy or McDreamy...🩺

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We are a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

3 BFPs for February so far, plenty of time left 🤞🏻🤩

@Haiyaa hold it out POAS, you can do it 💪🏼 @Tornado2Inc I think I've seen that very symptom spotting dpo thingy before 😂. I'm trying to avoid Google this month. Only 2dpo for me 🙈 😴

New bus! New cycle! Yes that's right, CD1 for me. 🙄 AF rudely arrived this morning. 2 days early by my reckoning, making it my shortest cycle ever at 24 days. So now I'm worrying about menopause like @franklydear was!

@clolo yeah I thought the same. Like 2 weeks (or whatever is left) is going to give them time for anything? I reckon they must get paid to be there or whatever. So if they leave and get a hotel then they can't do it.
But the 'experiment' is surely to a if the experts can match people. Not just 2 randomly pick their own, that's just normal life? 🤣

I had to laugh at dan saying he needs a role model for his son and Jess is it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, I mean with you 2 to learn from - he's going to grow into a delightful human being! I don't think they'll last 2 minutes anyway......
@greenfrogs1 who is Betsy anyway? 😆
@Minster2012 definitely agree with your meme on the other bus. How dare people be ahead! 🤣
@Gensola sorry about the test. 😔

Who knew putting socks on could get you pregnant - don't teach you that in sex ed do they! I'm here still lurking - still 2ww'ing. Trying to renovate a house to move in next Wednesday so quite hard to contribute, but congrats to all BFPs! They make me happy!

Having my progesterone bloods taken on Thursday - bit nervous as I've convinced myself I've ovulated. Even though I've had this test a couple of times previously and hadn't :(

Morning ladies, starting off the day well with watching last night's MAFS before work calls start!

Yes hanging my head in shame I POAS this morning and quite obviously at 5DPO it was BFN which was clearly pointless!! AF due Saturday - will probably POAS again on Friday because why not!

@Crazydoglady123 @Vil10 on the cold hot thing my Chinese friend when she was pregnant her mum who is PROPER CHINESE as in lives in Hong Kong most of the time wouldn't let her eat ANYTHING COLD or drink anything cold, and she lived with her then whilst they bought a house so my mate whenever she came round was like FEED ME A COLD DRINK 🤣🤣not even cold water but she was already pregnant then, her hubby is a 6'3 yorkshire rugby playing guy who is like "balls to that bollocks" 😂& she's a pharmacist so she was just paying lip service but she still did it 🤞🏻

@paintfairy you are on the short cycles too??? What is it for feb??? Omg yes Jess as a role model?? Wtf?? DH last night went "is this scripted??" Errr I'm guessing some of it love like made in Chelsea. I was hating Mike last night

Ooo @Kally9 that's a good distraction is it for you? So is it day 21 bloods you are doing?

And yesterday I got this gorgeous parcel arrive from @lucyrp with the most beautifully written card 😘🥰♥️🌈here's hoping for news from the clinic

Hi all. Just nipping in to say we've edited the thread title because we've been receiving reports.
Thread titles appear across the whole site and this one was drawing sharp intakes of breath.
Anyway, best wishes to you all.
MNHQ

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 AGAIN

Oooooooooo what is it now????

To be fair we all take a sharp intake of breath every time Aunt Flo arrives, then some wine, and some gin

Can I have it on record that I ONLY AMALGAMATE THE WORDS OF THE PASSENGERS 🌈🌟💫

Love to all ♥️😘🤣🥰🙌🏻🍆😋

@Minster2012 oooo yes let's hope for good news. It's anytime from today isn't it?🥰 glad you liked it 🥰💕

@MichaelMumsnet apparently it's been edited to make it very much against the the ethos of our bus

Very very dull
Can we come up with something middle ground??

Can we keep yoga slurping please

Or could we have "yoga slurping & keep fit POASticking - TTC unconventionally" please @MichaelMumsnet pretty pretty please 😘♥️🙌🏻🤞🏻

@Crazydoglady123 @Vil10 @Minster2012 my dad used to work in HK and no one would drink cold drinks because they thought it would make them ill!

I'm a cold person too!

Acupuncture on Monday though, will be interesting to see what they tell me!

@Minster2012

Or could we have "yoga slurping & keep fit POASticking - TTC unconventionally" please *@MichaelMumsnet* pretty pretty please 😘♥️🙌🏻🤞🏻

Yep, you can : )

@Minster2012 omg. That was quick! Jesus. But agree- its now the dullest title ever!

I dunno if MAFS is scripted? But they know they are being filmed and you can tell they've been asked things when talking to the camera. It is all fake really. I think it would be better if they forgot they were being filmed. I was hating Mike too. But I was pleased he did that in a way, as the experts always blame Heidi. And it's not just her.

Morning 🥞

Well both my apps have now confirmed ov on Valentine's Day as I thought, woop woop!

MAFSA is sooooo intense, just cannot wait for the commitment ceremony 😱 if they let them stay, I've lost all faith lol.

Sad sad people feeling the need to report. I really wander how they cope with after 9pm tv adverts 🙊

I never actually seen MAFS. Am I missing out?

Omg I had a panic cause I couldn't find the thread and the link in the old bus doesn't work now with the name change.

Also I missed the original thread title. What was it that had to be changed??

@Meredithgrey1

Also I missed the original thread title. What was it that had to be changed??

Never mind, I’ve seen it in the old thread now 🤣🤣

@Meredithgrey1 yes! I don't normally watch stuff like it but it's addictive haha.

Pmsl that the thread title got changed 🤣

Found you, omg, nearly had a panic attack!
@Minster2012 you can't leave me behind.... Did we move to netmums, with all the reports?

@Justanothercyster I’ll have to give it a go then! I enjoyed love is blind on Netflix

@Minster2012 looking alright thanks didn't have any FRER left so used Home Bargains test, not as sensitive but there's still a line there. Honestly shitting myself had some pink ewcm yesterday and had a meltdown in work so I'll take any signs spuddie is alright
Tut tut driver for getting us all into trouble!