Meaty periods, ivf roadmaps & announcing BFPS on tannoy 📢TTC Bus 31

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but oh no we talk too much! If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight what the hell?!), pets, annoying DHs, good food & exactly how many orgasms should we be having?

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of...& February is gonna be BIG!

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

@HollieL567 taken the last slot in jan!

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@pixienewbie welcome!! So sorry about your loss x

@Kirky658 what a busy but exciting day for you on Thursday!!

So girls, OH rang to put an offer in this afternoon, got told they had accepted an offer that morning, and if we wanted to compete we basically had to offer asking price, a little gutted but think I prepared myself for the disappointment over the weekend so I'm okay! It obviously wasn't meant to be, and there's another beautiful house out there for us! Feeling hopeful for life❤️

@Minster2012

Look down quick

the Conception thread titles are spinning out of control again! [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am]]iibeingunreasonable/4154473-the-Conception-thread-titles-are-spinning-out-of-control-again

Such a ridiculous thread. I love these thread titles - they make me feel better about the hell that is TTC. Keep the titles, I say! 😀

@Vil10 aww sorry hun! Defo another house out there for you 😘
@Minster2012 oh god just read the AIBU thread 🤦🏾‍♀️ well done with the replies ladies! I'm so glad she was told the obvious...hide the board if you don't want to see it. Simples! Oh and love the fact someone knew a fishy burp was the omega 3 tabs 😂 someone in the ttc know there 😏

@Vil10 sorry to hear about the house.

@pixienewbie welcome to the bus.

@Minster2012 exactly the universe has to hear us and the stars need to align. Literally missed a couple of hours (having shower sex) and we have a AIBU thread that has me howling 😂 love that you commented.

@larrythelizard yeah espresso martini... it's not actually a good photo it's just the most recent cocktail shot I had 😆

Why has someone went into another section of mumsnet talk to complain about the conception boards 😂 are they even TTC? It is funny

@2020mission it came up on active so she saw the title. Bold to set up a thread to complain about it though!
Love espresso martinis too! One of my fav cocktails 🍸 😋

OMG GUYS NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE ARE GONNA BE ON TATTLE 😂
Mumsnet hall of fame hey @Minster2012
What 'revoltery' can we come up with for the next thread 😂

@pixienewbie hello and welcome, you pass the initiation tests, welcome to the bus 😂

Yeah it's Cos we talk so much it's in the active list 😂🤣

I'm loving the replies! I'm literally howling, even DH is laughing! but it's my turn to head off for sex. With a condom. Cos that's how I roll! @pixienewbie you def pass the initiation 😂

@bwfcchick88 are you in?? Not offended?! Are you TTC or laughing with us?!

@notyetamumbuttrying @Florence13 Thankyou girls! It obviously just werent meant to be x

Omg conspiracy theory.
What if @pixienewbie is ACTUALLY the author of the AIBU thread with a name change?

@Vil10 oh bollocks I'm so sorry I didn't read your news. Balls to them!!! Here's to finding an even more beautiful forever home to make a family in!! Xxxx

@Vil10 nooooooo on the house I'm so sorry 😩🤨

@Vil10 something better will come up I'm sure!

@Minster2012 Definitely not offended! I'm TTC and I love this thread!

Ok, may give up on catching up today 😂 hello to the newbies! Buckle in, this bus moves fast!

Ahaha @Minster2012 this bus has become infamous! 😂 Did your tests today go well??

@Florence13 hurray for handing your dissertation in!

@Vil10 that sucks!! ☹️ Obviously means there's a more perfect house out there waiting for you!

@Kirky658 ooh Thursday sounds manic but super exciting! Keeping my fingers crossed that everything goes well for you 🤞

I've had nothing but cramps all day. Not impressed!! Couldn't be arsed to cook, decided to treat ourselves to a KFC and only got half the order 😭 Gutted! Picked up the food shopping later and had loads of substitutions too so I've decided it's the universe's way of telling me to just give up on today and try again tomorrow 😂 hope you're all doing OK!

@Vil10 sorry about the house 😢

@Minster2012 bahahaha that AIBU 😂😂😂 Did anyone else feel a bit famous when you started to read it like yeah I'm a part of this thing you're all talking about, then I started to feel protective and was going to comment until I saw you ladies had it in hand. Modern day curtain twitcher with too much time worrying about other people's business it seems 😂

Maybe I should do an "AIBU to think people are unreasonable for posting on AIBU about bus names?" 😂

I need to go to bed, a hideous day looking likely at work tomorrow and after telling myself I was stopping eating shit I had an Indian for dinner just because I fancied one. OH saw it as a great excuse for a beer so happy days I suppose. Cutting out the crap starting tomorrow...oh no I have leftovers for lunch...starting Thursday 🤦🏻‍♀️

Hahaha ahhh laughing at that thread 🤭😂 isn't it funny I felt dead protective over us all when I read it Hahaha...it really didn't go her way tho lol.

Thanks for new new bus 🚌 thee best bus driver! @Minster2012

Something to add to another new title 😂 and for her to get offended by...but cmon why is it everytime I'm pregnant anyways I don't know about anyone else but it literally feels like your vagina is going to fall the hell out 😂😂🤭

Work stress has been crazy today so I spoke with management and they are gonna do a risk assessment tomorrow and see about working from home hopefully or half and half.

Also @larrythelizard I found that hilarious and think that's a great idea booking things like wine tasting 😂😂 it's bound to happen then! Lol.

HCG bloods started today also every couple of days so keeping everything crossed for getting over the first hurdle 🤞🏻

Sitting my bum down on the new bus! That AIBU is just a joke, do they even realise how many times they ended up saying “meaty period’ whilst claiming to be nauseated by the phrase 🤣🤣🤣.

Sorry I’ve been absent, will dip in and out but work is exhausting plus toddler means I just want to read Bridgerton and enjoy the peace and quiet!

@Minster2012 I think you made a good call r.e the jab, I would 100% recommend it but it does make you feel shit for a day or two. I had fever, nausea and fatigue (but that could just be me being generally tired), plus my arm killed for about 3 days but all good now, looking forward to round 2 😂

Hello any newbies, you might not believe it but I am also a newbie, it’s just the threads move so damn quickly that I am already somehow on my second!

@larrythelizard I’m using the femometer OPKs but jury is still out at the mo. I get to pee on a clear blue OPK tomorrow, woohoo! I feel like a dog!

@blackcurrantqueen 🤣 and I thought i was always too suspicious!
@notyetamumbuttrying I think more people have encountered fishy burps than you realise. I have and would have known what it meant.
@Minster2012 I cannot believe you are getting us in trouble again. 🙈😆 I voted she was being unreasonable fwiw. But yeah- just move on? I see stuff in daily life all the time I don't like. Jeez. And I hadn't clicked on she'd taken names from 2 different thread titles, so clearly is obsessed. Whilst repeatedly saying it @Haiyaa exactly! 🙄

@larrythelizard I like your pregnancy tactics. Definitely worth a try.
@Clairey844 I definitely think you should start your own aibu post.

Hahaha, that thread is so good 😂 Yes, it does make me feel famous! 😆

@Minster2012 no pressure coming up with a name for bus 32 (though hoping you'll drive some Oregonian bus by then!)

CD7, FM says "high" and I just scored some 🍆, just because 🤟

Oregonian ?!?!?! I meant to say "preggo" 😆😆😆

Not making it up! 😂

BANG I've banged & I'm back before sleep (& yes i orgasmed, but I didn't get upsuck cos of condom damn) OMG it's just so funny!! @Haiyaa you just dip in & out like you need, like we are your dirty little ....I'll let you finish that cos I might get thrown off 😜🤪or nauseate someone 🤣thank you fir the jan reassurance tho, it's good from those that know ooo you the OPKs already?

@HollieL567 yes for WFH half an half. Boom & good luck for HCG bloods, for diabetes right? My best friend said when she was carrying DS the feeling of her vag being "full" was how she knew it had worked! Noting "vagina fullness" for next revolting title 😉

@Clairey844 def do the AIBU. It's not gone well for her has it! And next week healthy eating?? There's a few of us on takeaways this week. Birthdays & the like unless you are @InkyPaper who only gets half a kfc what???? Now I want a kfc though. Hmmm, and you got shitty cramps?! Balls. Tests were ok thanks but no news yet

@bwfcchick88 EXCELLENT!! Welcome! Do you have a fun past or story to tell us? Unless you are the OP and conspiracy person though I don't think she has the thought capacity and def not fun to do that @blackcurrantqueen I'd actually take my hat off to her to do that!

Oooo newbies we did the "how I met my DH/OH" on the last thread too so feel free to hop in with that

I need to sleep soon but in my moment of orgasm you'll be pleased to know I thought of you @larrythelizard & it was @BlondePotter who did the online dating guest blog on lockdown cocktail party?! Intense moment bring clarity it seems, who'd have thunk it 😂

@Tornado2Inc you clearly do not get clarity in orgasms 😂🤣

@paintfairy yeah it's a pretty standard supplement outside of ttc too!
@Tornado2Inc haha loving the evidence 😂 what is Oregonian anyway? 🤷🏾‍♀️ 😆