Meaty periods, ivf roadmaps & announcing BFPS on tannoy 📢TTC Bus 31

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but oh no we talk too much! If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight what the hell?!), pets, annoying DHs, good food & exactly how many orgasms should we be having?

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of...& February is gonna be BIG!

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

@HollieL567 taken the last slot in jan!

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Look down quick

the Conception thread titles are spinning out of control again! http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4154473-the-Conception-thread-titles-are-spinning-out-of-control-again

@Sausage1990 yeah think I'm going to ring them tomorrow. I'm not eating or drinking w great deal so definitely think it's to do with that. Will do xx

@Minster2012 also thanks for saying I'm not useless💕

@Juno231 ooo yes agree ! Love a bit of Gillian Anderson 😎

@blodyn91 no only thing I'm taking is my folic acid as that's all I did with my first pregnancy. Drinking lots is quite difficult as that tends to bring on the being sick 😫🙈

@notyetamumbuttrying we can hope eh!

My lovely friend bought me a pregnancy journal which arrived today so been filling in my first trimester bits and can't believe I'm nearly in my second! Also feels so weird called me and OH mummy and daddy 🙈

Really wanna reply see if they twig

@Minster2012 honestly the temptation for me to comment is too much, reaaaaaalllly trying not to.

Okay girls sorry I've just caught up, and crying laughing someone has made a thread to bitch about us, if they're offended with meaty periods and fishy burps I really don't know what they'd think of other stuff we say in here, absolute arse wipes need to get a grip

@Minster2012 @Justanothercyster give them y couple of pages, and then we can invite them over, where are those pearls? What can I clutch? will they get offended by my misspellings?🙄😁🙈

I'm not sure there will be many more comments 😉I'm sure MN will decide if our fishy burps are too much, it's very weird how the OP clearly went one thread to another tho 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

As you were ladies

They're just jealous of your way with words @Minster2012 - there's been some weird old threads recently but this one is really wtaf!

Too much time spent at home for everyone I think...I don't really look at the covid threads as they're all a bit much!

Oooh what a big Thursday @Kirky658 which one comes first, interview or scan?

My new tactic for getting pregnant (other than the obvious) is going to be booking things unsuitable for pregnant people. I'm looking for an online wine tasting type thing for just after AF is due so that either I will be pregnant or I can drown myself in wine....!

I'd book a ski holiday but obv covid has ruined that plan!

Omg I wanna trash talk on their feed sooo bad lol

@Minster2012 I’ve had a little browse on your threads for a while now so couldn’t resist posting the link for you all to enjoy!

@larrythelizard interview at 1230 for 45 mins so luckily can sneak for my lunch break, and scan at 1745. Also got my weekly 1 2 1 with my manager at 4pm. As well as trying to do some work inbetween. I am gonna need some serious nana pregnancy naps by the time we are home Thurs night lol xx

@larrythelizard was it not your offering that's being anyways!! The in-line wine tasting yes there is a thing!! Also def inline cocktail making...@2020mission wasn't that part of your date night blog?? Great idea btw. Don't talk to me about skiing.

@Franklydear if they get offended then we'll write a thread about them 🤣😂

@lucyrp love the journal idea. Just. Gotta. Keep. It. Up (I'm soooo bad at doing "good mum stuff" like all the notes!)

@pixienewbie no honestly that's priceless! Thank you, and hello!! (still really want to know if there was a bum flap onesie one 🤣) we got a telling off before! And a lot of newbies and we knew there would be a reason 😂🤣

I mean I could point out to the OP that I've been on MN since 2008 but only have a toddler to show after cancer, surrogacy, ivf & missed miscarriage & another failed ivf but hey that might be the reason I'm ACTUALLY on the conception boards FFS not just watching and whinging about them like the time on MN matters??

@minster2012 it makes my blood boil that people can be so pathetic! I had to comment lol

@Minster2012 wasn't me, I have no date night cocktail making blogs on the go. I do enjoy making cocktails though so you're not far off 😆 most recent creation attached.

Feel like I need to introduce myself a little more now and perhaps join in.
I’m TTC #2 after a MMC in September/surgery in October. I’ve dropped in to your chat a few times, but it moves so fast and I’ve never been brave enough to post before.

Hi @pixienewbie I've only been around a week or so, I count myself as new but the thread moves so fast!

@pixienewbie hi, everybody is welcome, and here is where you don't need to be brave, we have your back

Love the look of that @2020mission - is it an espresso martini? I love them, I always think of them as a grownup vodka red bull (takes me back to my uni days of £1 vodka redbulls!)

Oh my word, I've missed the start of the new bus and this is what I'm greeted by! How petty are some people, we have the best bus, and the best driver!! @Minster2012 keep giving us the best titles!! 🚌♥️

Ha ha @larrythelizard I wrote in my blog about vodka red bulls 🤣😂

@pixienewbie hiiiiii and don't worry about keeping up just say hi when you can and ask away! Sorry for your loss, there's def a few of us in similar position with MMC/MC

@Dollybird89 yep I couldn't help it

@2020mission looks nice! Someone did it??? Who the hall was that

Oh and @Kirky658 that is a good order of proceedings...a nana nap will be needed for sure!!

I wonder if it's the same person who commented about our Christmas bus title baby pussys 😂😂

@Minster2012 oh yeah totally I'm the same normally which is why I'm determined to finish this journal and I really want to do a photo album for the first months of the baby's life too as my mum did for me. The journal shouldn't be too difficult as there's only room for w couple of lines every week 🥰

@clolo I know, totally hijacked 🤣🙌🏻

📢BING BONG📢
We have successfully hijacked the AIBU bitching thread with thanks to @pixienewbie

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Bloody hell @Kirky658 id need a snooze in between that! Good that your scan is last to get you buzzing through