Meaty periods, ivf roadmaps & announcing BFPS on tannoy 📢TTC Bus 31

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but oh no we talk too much! If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight what the hell?!), pets, annoying DHs, good food & exactly how many orgasms should we be having?

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of...& February is gonna be BIG!

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

@HollieL567 taken the last slot in jan!

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@lucyrp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 well there's that element too! Woman hasn't lived......😆

@Minster2012 Worm pie looks bloody delicious!
You have been through so much let alone a rollercoaster ride of emotions but also of hormones. Drink wine, eat ice cream, binge watch bad TV. xxxx

@LittleRa 😂😂😂

I do have a shower before sex generally but mainly because I'm a skank and might not have showered in a while otherwise 😂😆 having a toddler for you...!
After though I am way too preoccupied trying to keep the sperms in to get up 😂 though I do tend to go wee after a while because I piss like a race horse😂 CLASSY

@Minster2012, my DD is the same, has suffered with eczema so no daily baths but to be honest, it’s not like she’s dirty so will probably do the same with next DC even if there aren’t skin issues. I will regularly bath with her unless it’s Shark Week as I don’t “do” tampons. We have a great time until she tries to grab my boobs 🤦🏻‍♀️ Not breastfed for nearly two years now but still booby obsessed!

I think I’m a Bermuda Triangle with lake spermo striking at the most inappropriate moments, like walking around Sainsbury’s 😂. As much as I love ditching the condoms, they are convenient for slime control!

@larrythelizard if you got a static does that mean you are ovulating NOW?! Or next day or two at least? Better get on that 🍆 just in case!

Looking forward to seeing pics of you ladies testing this week with a handful of positive pregnancy tests instead of bunches of flowers!

Ooooh we’re on the active threads, bound to annoy the shit out of You Know Who.... 😂

@paintfairy I think it's emxfitness on YouTube. She's very enthusiastic lol but it makes it more fun when you like the music too!

@paintfairy I got it wrong lol this is link to one of the videos

@paintfairy 😂😂😂

On the DC front I only bath him every other or sometimes every 3 days 😳 he doesn't really get dirty though and I normally have to Chuck him in the shower sometimes because he gets to hot running around 🤣

@Kirky658 swim awayyyyyyyyyyy 🤣🤣

@Juno231 the slow cooker beef thing sounds AMAZING but I have no idea what a toum is other than something that might COME (cum???) out of a bumuda triangle fanny?? But @larrythelizard clearly doesn't need to google it!! I think if I just existed every day not chase stupid dogs I wouldn't shower every day. I've told @lucyrp that I only wash my hair once a week and that's on instruction from my hairdressers else it goes OVER greasy.

@Dollybird89 the HIIT sounds fab, keep that up and you'll melt away & it'll soon be 4 times a day...6'7" & 5'3??? Bloody hell I thought we had it bad at 5'5 & 6'5"!! I bet you can't do from behind leant over, I'm on top toes 🤣

@theotherfossilsister that's great on getting the Ivf funding through & the lap so take the time away & concentrate on that, big love to you & if you want to come back look for the "fun title" of course ❤️🙌🏻ps pretty sure Diet Coke means nothing xxx

@paintfairy you DOUCHE??? I thought that's bad for you?? I have a fluffy shower thing. OMG I'm having a conversation with DH saying "what's that fluffy green thing we have in the shower that we put the shower gel on called??" Is this what we are lowered too now?? Ha ha brilliant. A loofer? A shower poof? What was that gay channel 4 doctor from years ago I thought he said douching was bad for your foof??

@blackcurrantqueen we've already established I wee constantly

& heyyyy @LittleRa sorryyyy got caught up & didnt sayyyy heyyyyyy and yes love that!!

Ooooooooo back on active 💪🏻

@paintfairy I just can't enjoy it much if I even need the slightest bit of a wee!

@Minster2012 I'd possibly be the cleanest person ever!! I showered today after this mornings bonk even though I had no spermies in me, but now I'm ready for tonight's bonk!

@bez91 lake spermo sufferer here too!

@paintfairy hahahaha prune fingers from all the showering!!

@lucyrp hahahaha literally!! It happens every time, and I have to quickly go to the toilet, maybe when the gyms open I need to plan leg day when I've not got a possibility of lake spermo in my knickers!

@Minster2012 I do love a shower bone!! Just think if it's not FW it's perfect, little bonk then clean and you're sorted😂

So got a big blob of ewcm so got my sexy pyjamas on and gonna seduce OH before I indulge in some hob knobs

@Vil10 I hope they're chocolate hob knobs 🤤 enjoy your bonking! 😉

@Minster2012 it was embarrassing bodies and yeah I'm pretty sure douching is not good for you, but meh 🤷🏾‍♀️ nothing is these days lol!

@sausage1990 just bought some FRER on amazon but I have some cheapies around somewhere too OH hides them.
I don't ever remember having itchy nips so I've convinced myself that's it I'm up the duff😆😆

Hahaha lake spermo in my knickers!!!!

@Haiyaa no I'm a knob I meant flashy, the one after the sad blank circle!!

@Minster2012 I don't know other than @Juno231's description!

It's Sunday so freezer tapas here, managed to accumulate lots of random frozen convenience food - I thought the toddler would eat them but at the moment he mainly only eats peanut sandwiches.

Have booked myself an acupuncture appt for cycle 1 of next cycle to try and lengthen my luteal phase...obv I'm hoping that by booking it I won't need it!

I'm definitely hoping for loads of BFPs for you all next weekend!

Well, if this cycle doesn't work...!

@larrythelizard ahhhh another one of those "shouldn't do when pregnant??" Is that?

@DOB78 ahhhh if we get lake spermo in knockers we play "is it old sperm or ewcm?" It's a fun old game

@notyetamumbuttrying yesss that was it!! What is the shower floofer called???!!! With the dr that had no neck & HUGE nose and blatantly took steroids & spent all his time on the sun bed?? Shouldn't trust him either. See earlier comments on Dan from MAFS. Bloody hell ive never used a sun bed why did I get skin cancer?? (Side note)

@Vil10 you had a shower after morning bonk ready for tonight??? Jesus @paintfairy @Juno231 get this one 👈🏻no wonder OH goes off and buys his own lube maybe we DO need to shower more???

Ps @larrythelizard see the name of that account "holyflaps" should we add that to new bus names??? Or would I just look for the exit of MN myself at that point????

@blackcurrantqueen see @Vil10 we are skanks I'm afraid 🙀

@Minster2012 it is a fitting name actually! Also a very funny insta account!

Damn I missed all the fun talk but I did get shower sex not long ago. Does seem like I am supposed to do more in the shower than just have a wash or sex though haha.

@Juno231 your dinner sounds lovely!

@Dollybird89 you sound like your doing amazing, you have so much more motivation than me.

@Minster2012 I always get told off for washing my hair far to often.

Debating whether to take a pregnancy test over next couple of days if AF doesn’t appear just to check.

@Florence13 I would never get told off for washing my hair too often!! And I haven't actually had shower sec in a long time cos of the condoms so might add that to valentines weekend treats now 🥰😋Def take a test if you think you are due or overdue

I am so grateful for this group!!! Thankyou for the chuckles

Back again :) needed that break, but I've caught up.

Too many to tag but thank you for the lovely words and shared "wtf-ness" of the family's reaction to us buying a house. They aren't to know though. You just feel like screaming "WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST!" It's just so annoying that anything baby scan/ bump/ pregnancy related sets me off crying now, I feel stupid for it.

With the showering, I'm a shower every night to get the day off me and relax person too, but dh is a morning showerer unless it's summer where it depends how hot it gets. Doesn't really bother me anymore, but I could shower three times if I could haha. Also wash my hair everyday, it's long, it gets greasy quickly and the whole "hair training" thing doesn't work. It's a pcos oily skin thing.

We've had sex sooooo many times this weekend, including last night where we both got tipsy and had pornstar shagathon- woop woop! Nice because we weren't thinking about ttc for it, spontaneous!

Hope everyone's had a good weekend x

@Minster2012 definitely put it on your valentines list have to admit I love shower sex. Yes think I might do I’m on long shifts the next couple of days so maybe Wednesday

@Justanothercyster aww glad you feel better for the break and good on you for the pornstar shagathon.