Meaty periods, ivf roadmaps & announcing BFPS on tannoy 📢TTC Bus 31

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but oh no we talk too much! If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight what the hell?!), pets, annoying DHs, good food & exactly how many orgasms should we be having?

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of...& February is gonna be BIG!

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

@HollieL567 taken the last slot in jan!

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@Justanothercyster i sometimes also think a small break would be good but then someone writes something interesting and....
Shower sex should be illegal, I can't think of anything more uncomfortable, and I don't like the water on my face, or from the too, I like to control the flow of it, I am too old for that, or maybe too many sensory issues now that I read it back, I demand a bed!

From the top, what too?

@Dollybird89 thanks! I'll take a look.
@Minster2012 no not douching. But you need to be able to get enough water around your flappy bits, to make sure they are clean!
@Justanothercyster shagathon sounds great! 😁
@Vil10 no i can't either! All I can think about is - I need a wee, and I literally cannot focus or enjoy what I'm doing.

@Katao I like the plan to try to avoid all the apps to help the TWW go faster. I'm hoping to do similar lol...

@minster2012 the frer are in the amazon basket.

@dob78 itchy nips may well be a sign. I've been REALLY crampy this evening and it's setting my mind crazy but in all honesty my last proper cycle was such a long time ago I can't even remember what's normal anymore. Literally havnt been aware of where I am in my cycle since June/July so we will see.

@minster2012 I call the fluffy shower thing the shower scrunchies... I don't know it's official name lol

@Franklydear I'm with you on the shower sex. I quite like sharing a shower for the build up & foreplay but the logistics of actually having sex in the shower just doesn't work for us. Far too much admin. Maybe it's our shower. Maybe we're not fit enough or flexible enough lol.

@Dollybird89 ooh was gonna ask who the hiit lady was so I'm glad you shared the vid!

@Minster2012 @larrythelizard it's like a fluffy aioli almost? You foam up egg whites with garlic, salt and lemon juice and once foamy you add a neutral oil to it slooowly whilst whisking and it turns into a white cloud. Delicious - please see pic.

I also made Swedish oat biscuits (sounds dull but it's pure buttery goodness 🤤) for the neighbours as thanks for their kids making us chocolate chip cookies the other week.

Omg @Juno231 that looks better than I imagined! Want some now!

@Franklydear yes I'm with you. Shower for foreplay but I'm not flexible enough/too heavy for DH to manhandle for the actual sex!

@DOB78 I was literally just thinking the same, at about 4pm I was crying cos AF was here, in cranking to high heaven & it's gonna be a meaty one 🥩cos of fluffy 70s bush goodness of course...now I'm high fiving @Justanothercyster for the porn star shagathon sex, crying laughing at all the shower fun & taking the piss out of each other, wondering if @Juno231's creation is as light on the hips as it looks (clearly a cloud right?)

PLUS thinking I might smash out a HIIT session like @Dollybird89 to spice girls tomorrow when @Florence13 gets a random BFP when she ain't expecting it cos she wasn't worried about POAS but she just did "just in case".... long as I haven't gotten kicked off MN for the next bus "douching our holy flaps in the shower"

Except @Franklydear who DEMANDS A BED 🤣😂and I think you are missing out on soooo many a fun place to have sex my love....or @Sausage1990 who thinks you needs there's too much paperwork (in which case lovely you really ARE doing it wrong)

Why the fuck wouldn't we chuckle 😂?? Chin chin ladies 🥰🙌🏻

On that note I'm off to sleep
Night ladies ❤️

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4158746-sorry-its-a-MIL-one?watched=1&msgid=104457160#104457160

Do people really put up with this crap? Mine would literally be outside. 🤣 Useless man.

@minster2012 hahaha 😂 you've got a way with words woman - you crack me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4159354-AIBU-I-moved-a-vase?watched=1&msgid=104457480#104457480

I'm bored. But wtf? It would have been over his head.....

@notyetamumbuttrying they were!! One of my faves! Thanks!! It was a lazy one but still good🍆

@Minster2012 hahaha only because I needed to wash my hair and knew we wouldn't be bonking until late tonight! Speaking of which, currently trying to keep from being led in lake spermo!

@Justanothercyster woooop for pornstar shagathon!!

@paintfairy yes same here!! And when I need a weee I need to go so deffo wouldn't be able to orgasm without weeing😂

So got my pelvic scan tomorrow morning at 11:10, I can't eat anything before and have to drink a litre the hour before and can't wee, it's going to be a struggle😂 I'm a little nervous I think, in a way I want them to find something (thinking it's cysts) so I have an explanation and I can go from there, but then obviously I don't want there to be anything, but if they can't see anything on the scan I'll need an internal and it's more waiting and wondering what it is😩 anyway, tomorrow's the first step! Got my bonk, so off to sleep now! Night ladies❤️

Morning everyone

6dpo and nothing exciting to report.

Had a productive day yesterday of cleaning.
On Annual leave this week so looking forward to some chill time and spending time with the kids, no rushing about.

Wasn't going to test early but some tests accidentally fell in my basket last night 😂 going to really try to hold out until 11/12 dpo at least wish me luck.

Loving the chat last night.
I love foreplay in the shower then up to the bed afterwards I'm way to heavy for shower sex 😂

@Vil10 goodluck with your scan hope it goes well xxxx

All the shower sex talk made me laugh reminding me of the time my ex fainted in the shower during sex from overheating 🙈 so yea shower sex isn't for me!

Sorry I didn't get the chance to reply individually to the messages to me but glad to hear we're not the only couple with ttc/lockdown fatigue. Think it's not even having a weekend away to look forward to that adds to the monotony.

Anyways I have been quickly checking in on everyone's stories just been very busy this weekend making the flowers for my best friends wedding (they're paper folded flowers). So glad they're finished they literally drove me to drink but think they turned out quite well in the end.

@Vil10 hope your scan goes ok today and you can hold your wee!

@dkdk123 wow those flowers!!! That's incredible, what a skill you have!!! Gorgeous! 💐

Thanks for checking in with me @Minster2012. I’ve enjoyed reading all the shower sex chat- i blame the bathroom being right next to the toddler’s room for it not happening here. But we are just having an en-suite put in the loft so who knows what the future holds...
I’m due AF in the next couple of days and think I can feel it coming so have resigned myself. Feel like I’m having to re-learn what my body signals are for AF after 10yrs on the pill and two pregnancies.

@Dollybird89 I discovered those workouts last year just as she started out on YouTube they are great! I only did a couple before getting pregnant and then was too scared to do anything in first trimester. Now in third trimester and no chance of doing anything as I get out of breath from just turning over in bed 🤣 but they are so fun! Will defo be starting again once I'm ready after baby is here!

@vil10 hope the scan goes OK today hunni.

Starting to snow here! Just this week to go then 4 days off for half term, woohooo!

Also booking appointment day!

@Vil10 God the weeing would be stressing me out. Good luck not weeing on anyone! I hope it goes OK. 😁
Snow! Gah.

Morning!
Woken up with a squinty eye so that's not good! But lots of snow! Whoop!

@DJmum83 chill time yayyyyyyyyyyyy and hey tests fall into baskets all the time!

@DKDK123 those flowers are beautiful ❤️🥰my DH had to lie down for a while after our sex after my hot bath the other week he thought he was going to pass out 🤣

@Vil10 ooooo hope the scan goes well?! Know what you mean for wanting an explanation but not something wrong but do?!

Ah yes @pixienewbie that would be a prohibitive on the old sex that would! But a new en-suite that sounds very promising! Are you gonna wait out AF or test?

Having woken up with a squinty eye my thoughts of doing the workout have somewhat changed but we'll see later! (See what I did there eye eye!)

However, my new bargain 🍆dresses arrived & just tried on & love them though they are pretty short & weird trying in with snow outside.

Just wondering though...how much boob is too much boob???

@littlera so lovely to hear from you again! When are you due? Do you know what you're having?

@DKDK123 that made me lol this morning, how dramatic 😂 them flowers are absolutely fab!

@Minster2012 nice amount of boob there I'd say 👍🏼

@Vil10 good luck for your scan x

Love the dresses @Minster2012, I'd say that's a good ratio of boobage on display 😊

Hope scan goes OK @Vil10, I feel your pain on the pee front after mine last week, fingers crossed they don't make you wait too long then you can get that sweet relief! 😂

@minster2012 dresses look fab, love the yellow one, I reckon they're not too much boob