Heading for 💓day with fishy burps & wombs as fluffy as a 70’s bush we say UP YOURS TTC Bus 30

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We are heading into February ladies & let’s be honest most of us thought we’ve have cute little babies by now, but instead we’ve got lockdown bellies, fishy burps 🐠from bloody omega 3 supplements & the BIGGEST STASH OF TTC drugs in the planet on this bus including IVF, TTC, vitamins, headaches, anti sickness for pregnancy & some other ones we won’t talk about. We also LOVE a good snack, a pet, a dildo and clit sucker but badly behaved BOSSES are NOT welcome.

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
6 BFPs for jan

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@larrythelizard I also just paint my nails when I can be bothered, not for quite some time, if you don't have a lizard, you need to get one, it's the law ,🦎

@Minster2012 @2020mission @larrythelizard I definitely feel like we're making the right steps, this isn't the OH's first rodeo and he's clever so I trust his judgement, myself on the other hand, have no idea what's going on😂 as far as we know, there's not been any other offers, and we pretty much know what they're going to accept! So OH is going is going to ring tomorrow and see what happens then, baby steps🤞🏼

@Billythecat welcome!x

@Vil10 definitely, good plan! Got to barter a little bit. Good luck x

@Minster2012 your rings are beautiful 😍

@Minster2012 I know the bus crashing in that territory could really do some damage haha 😂 also love your rings. I’m pants at painting my nails but think the job makes it so I can never have them painted anyway.

@Vil10 aww well it sounds like your being sensible about it but fingers crossed for an accepted offer by this time tomorrow.

@Billythecat welcome to the bus.

@clolo oh same as me! I've kept @Minster2012 address as I wanted to do this too then worried it might be creepy
And forgot to mention your rings as also thought they were beauts! Is the third one an eternity ring?

@notyetamumbuttrying yes I think they need more than an infill! Yes shellac on top I only ever have false nails for a special occasion like Xmas and the bloody places close 🤪😝

@Franklydear glad you compared him to the fat controller, though we can't say that now, he's called Sir Topham Hat

@amy2503 we will have everything crossed it's like that!

@2020mission I know it's AMAZING they are chip free bearing in mind the abuse they get!! And so the other ring is a ring to celebrate the first child. I didn't know it was a thing until my 2 SILs got given additional rings for their first child (one of whom was after ours & I was like errrrrrrrrr is this a THING then???) So on an anniversary weekend away I was given a budget & picked this, barely spent anything as it's so small and I love it, tiny ruby & diamonds, Ruby's are both mine & DS's birthstone. I only have pixie hands so it's perfect

@larrythelizard OMG please tell us you have a 🦎

@DKDK123 where's the guinea pigs?!!!

@Justanothercyster thank you 💓DH designed my engagement ring

@Vil10 when you get dream house you may borrow the tannoy 😘

@clolo cos it's not weird me sending you random things 🤣

@notyetamumbuttrying @clolo NOT NECESSARY THOUGH please and a lot of my friends have eternity rings yeah instead so similar I guess
Maybe I could have a stack????
Pandora style??

Ohh @Minster2012 I'll keep that in mind and make sure I get a wee ring if we ever have a little one 😆 those are beautiful rings! My engagement ring is a quite plain princess cut platinum... my husband picked it and surprised me so I had no input haha but I do really like it. It's actually ideal as it means I'll have room to add another ring since it's not a huge bling one and it was easy to match with a wedding band. Because I'm so petite a small ring suits me better too 💍

@Minster2012 they changed the name of the fat controller? Noooo, oh well, bossboy will now be known as the fat controller, it fits him well, some genius thought of that, and Ill have a giggle to myself at the office when he goes past, don't worry, they already know I am mad

Found a new thread that is batshit, I'm here for it, enjoy 😉

What's something normal for you to do but probably weird to others? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4149735-Whats-something-normal-for-you-to-do-but-probably-weird-to-others

Hahaha no 🦎 no, DS has a toy one we call Larry!

I don't think I'm cool enough to own a lizard....!

@Minster2012 same as me, do it for holidays or Christmas etc. Yeah you could do with a new set you're right 🙈😂
I've already told Dh what eternity ring I want 😆 when can I legit get it though? Not even been married two years yet lol but I have been with him 6 now! Does that entitle me?

@larrythelizard you've shattered my dreams now 😂 course you're cool enough! My friends son has a bearded lizard 🦎 he's like 7 😳😂

Bearded dragon* correction!

Wow that thread has been deleted already lol! MNHQ is on it tonight! So the opening post said that they wet the tissue before wiping their arse 😂 what is wrong with all the bored ppl out there 🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

@amy2503 when did you exchange contracts? we signed ours two weeks ago and still no move in date! scared now its getting close to March as we wanted to save on paying stamp duty! We've already packed half the house into boxes and living in all the clutter 🙈

@Vil10 oh thats disappointing but worth a try! and at least you can go higher!

@Billythecat welcome fellow newbie!

No problems with first 2 looking back now realise how blessed we were and are. No answers from MC clinic, unlucky apparently ....🙄 (dr speak for no idea) but have meds now if we fall again 🙏🏻

Hope they accept your next offer @vil10. When we bought our first house I went in with a lower offer but when they rejected it instead of counter offering I panicked and just paid the asking price, they house wasn't even in demand or anything we were just rookies at the house haggling game!

@Minster2012 they're still a bit timid so couldn't get decent ones today, most likely something to do with the 3 year old constantly peering into their cage booming 'I love you guinea pigs you are my best friends!' In his foghorn voice 😂 I've got a lizard! Well bearded dragon, Spike he's an old boy think he's around 11 years old now. The guinea pigs are Chase and Rubble......can you tell my DS loves Paw patrol.

@blodyn91 we are renting unfortunately so not in the same position.. one day I hope... but not yet, we are too poor 🤣😖 I hope you hear soon though. Waiting is the worst part xxxxx

@DKDK123 ahh another bearded dragon owner! They are pretty cool! My friends son is obsessed with his! Cute guinea pigs 🥰

Good evening my lovely fellow ttc'ers! ♥️

Hope you've all had a lovely Thursday, it's nearly Fridaaaaaaay 🥳.

On the subject of nails, I took off my VERY outgrown acrylics the other day and stuck on some plain eBay falsies, painted them and covered them in a shit ton of glitter.
And I have to say, (as someone who has been getting acrylics every month for nearly 7 years!) I am impressed 🤩💅🏼

@LB20xx wow great job! They look fab 🤩

Thanks everyone!
I had my coil out in June (never again shudders) but can’t really say we started trying properly until October last year as quite frankly we weren’t DTD enough or actually at the right time. Feeling simultaneously frustrated at it not being instant and also accepting that it might take a while. Doesn’t make AF less soul destroying though (and endo makes it especially ouch)! On 5dpo currently.

@Kirky658 ooh endo sister! So happy you got your nice news! I’ve had 2 surgeries too, most recent was a month before my wedding in June 19. So much better than it was but still could happily live without it

I’ve been trying to keep up on everyone’s news on the last threads but I’m not doing that well with names! Exciting that various people are moving (we are too in 3 weeks) and all those with BFPs and IVF appointments!

@notyetamumbuttrying I've been with DH for 15 years this year (married for 4) but apparently not long enough for an eternity ring either - I may have mentioned it a few times...!

Yeah if I was going to have a pet lizard it would a cute little one like you see in Spain rather than a scary bearded dragon!