Heading for 💓day with fishy burps & wombs as fluffy as a 70’s bush we say UP YOURS TTC Bus 30

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We are heading into February ladies & let’s be honest most of us thought we’ve have cute little babies by now, but instead we’ve got lockdown bellies, fishy burps 🐠from bloody omega 3 supplements & the BIGGEST STASH OF TTC drugs in the planet on this bus including IVF, TTC, vitamins, headaches, anti sickness for pregnancy & some other ones we won’t talk about. We also LOVE a good snack, a pet, a dildo and clit sucker but badly behaved BOSSES are NOT welcome.

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
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August 18 BFPs
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6 BFPs for jan

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@DKDK123 You can't make that stuff up...

@DKDK123 wow how out of touch is she!! 😠
I need to catch up ladies, but needed to read that article and comment. Shocking, but then again not as she's very privileged!

@DKDK123 @notyetamumbuttrying She should use her privilege to scan her head instead.

@DKDK123 I try to be empathetic to people's circumstances but I can't quite get there with this! I mean she is turning 40 so I could understand her hoping for twins as time is limited but she honestly makes it sound like she isgoing shopping to pick out the perfect children 😲

I know ladies she's so out of touch with reality! You're right @katao she makes it sound likes she's our shopping, picking the perfect new fashion accessory child 🤦‍♀️ I'd never wish fertility problems on anyone so I won't wish it on her but I'd love for her to have to sit in a room of women with fertility problems so they can give her a reality check......shall we invite her on the bus 😂

@Juno231 I know what you mean, sometimes im like right stop getting ahead of yourself, then other times I'm adding baby nursery ideas to my Pinterest boards!!

@Minster2012 ahhh this could be an exciting week for many!!

@Dollybird89 glad you've got your appointment through!! OH's are thick at times aren't they!!

@Tornado2Inc it's such a long process isn't it!! We've been talking about it for a year and the only reason we started looking is because we got bored of the house during lockdown and decided to actively look, this house is only the second one we've been to see as well!!

@Justanothercyster do you have any plans to test over the next few days?? So glad you've been able to get your house after saving all this time!! So happy for you! OH is in meetings until 3 then he's ringing up to make the offer, I'll be in work at that point so won't know until I finish what has happened!! It'll be torture!

Ha if Paris is using Kim K's fertility doctor - reckon she's also planning to opt for a surrogate? Twins are hard on the body, just saying...

Wow you lot love to talk, trying to keep up!

@DKDK123 I like your thinking, I think what finally got me pregnant with DS was booking a ski holiday that was obviously highly unsuitable for pregnant me. Tempted to do similar this time but I think Covid makes it impossible!

@Justanothercyster 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 for you!

I'm envious of all those BFPs and new houses, I feel like there's nothing to look forward to (this is very overly dramatic and I know that...!)

Has anyone used a herbalist at all? This time round it seems I have a 27 day cycle and only a 9 day luteal phase which according to google is on the edge of being a problem. Was wondering about trying a herbalist...but part of me wonders if it's just expensive nonsense?!

@HollieL567 ouch to the cut mate, are you ok now? I wouldn't worry too much about the X-ray as your body wouldn't have been in the machine so chances if it affecting a pregnancy is slim.
@Justanothercyster exciting about being late! Here's hoping it's not your body messing with you! 🤞🏾exciting on the house front too!
@Thinkingandblinking welcome and sorry you've had such a tough journey. You're in good company here! I'm trying for no1 and we have male factor so it's ivf for us!
@Franklydear enjoying your memes today 😏
@Vil10 ooh exciting an offer is imminent!!
@2020mission no luck for me on house front either as our bloody flat won't sell! 😩it's been reduced by 10k as well and nothing! I think lockdown is putting ppl off as we had loadsa viewings last year! 0 in 2021.
@Dollybird89 good you have an appointment booked in! May seems so far away but mine was a 3 month wait. Feb is fast approaching at long last tho! Dh will just have to book the day off! You can produce at home by then u need to hand it in within an hour so if you're not close by, it'll prob be best for him to do it there. Less stress then! Get him on some supplements for now tho and less booze, no fags if he smokes. Get him eating more oranges for the vitamin c and exercising.
@Tornado2Inc agreed! She's nuts 🥜 yes @Katao that's the issue with it. Just so blasé about it all.

@Juno231 I thought that too! Also wondered if the work load of twins occurred to her or if that will be the nanny's problem. Feeling very judgemental but honestly couldn't find an ounce of sense in that article.

@larrythelizard no wisdom sorry but do share if you find any info.

Good luck @Vil10 so exciting

@Juno231 she'll have a nanny looking after the kids, personal chef making sure she eats well, personal trainer and money for cosmetic surgery so within 2 months of having kids she'll probably be back to looking glamorous making the rest of us feel like shit blobs with unrealistic expectations of getting our bodies back quickly after birth. .......or maybe I'm just being cynical, maybe she'll rock the squishy belly, haven't slept in forever, dry shampoo as no time to wash hair mombie look like the rest of us 🤔

😂😂😂 shhhh 🤫 @DKDK123 you'll scare the ones that don't have kids yet. Mombie 😂

@blodyn91 that actually makes so much sense!!! I have gone from 830mm to 11mm lol I'm sloooooooow now. Xx

😂@Katao that is the gentle version to not scare them, if we told the real warts n all version........ 😂 There are some days with my DS when I think to myself why on earth am I trying so hard to have another one of these, am I nuts!? 🙈 And yet at the same time I'd love to have tonnes more if circumstances had allowed.

Saw this last night and had to share with you all

@DKDK123 haha love it! Mombie is so funny 🤣 and lol @Katao you're right, she might but I have two nephews and have seen my stressed out sister bless her. I still want it tho! I need Paris Hilton's money and get a nanny, chef and personal trainer. The dream eh! 😏

@Dollybird89 haha what an ad! 🤣 are you getting some? 🤪

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm tempted to next payday... I can't see the foof so it would make it all nice and Bush free for Valentine's day lmao

@DKDK123 yep definitely days where I think I'm mad and days where I want 10 😂 @notyetamumbuttrying it's a happy sort of stressed out 🤪 how's your other sister getting on? Are you going to be doing things at the same time?

Loving the advice to crack on...noted and on it!

Read the article she just seems completely naive of the hurdles and risks! I kind of envy her for that. Your body still has to play ball and you still have to have your fanwar prodded by all...kind of in the small print!

@notyetamumbuttrying how's dry jan going! I'm very tempted to start introducing wine again on fridays but am worried that will turn into wine on thursdays and saturdays too lol.

Just thought I'd say I'm still here guys 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ sorry I've not been on. Been hectic trying to sort out the house but we are officially moving the 1st March (please can I be added to the bus, usually am but can't see my name this time!)
What are peoples opinions on not tracking anything this month and focussing on the move? Maybe it could relax me enough to conceive without realising??? Xxxx

@notyetamumbuttrying I've made sure OH is going to ring me as soon as he's off the phone😂

@Katao Thankyou!!

@Dollybird89 I've never been a fan of removal cream so even that advert doesn't tempt me. I just don't like the idea of putting chemicals on your skin that makes hair drop out. Also the fear it somehow gets on your head or eyebrows and you've lost important hair 😆

@2020mission same, seems too harsh especially down there 😬

@amy2503 I track some months and not others and definitely less stressful the non tracking months but then gets very frustrating towards the end as I have irregular cycles so don't know when I'm due on if I haven't identified ovulation. So depends how you think that might play out.