wearing pjs all day long, making money from our thong, tww driving us crazy, all this s**t to make a baby! TTC bus 29

[Minster2012]

TTC bus 29...
Oh my goodness to say we are a chatty group is an understatement most times but that’s great cos it’s not all about TTC here, anything goes, we now have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat so a few ppl can pop up on top heads up and out into wind to gulp in the non TTC air but still hold on to us & know where we are...like our pups that come with us with ears flapping in the wind our beloved ladies may have one flap flying in the wind...”watch out for the left outer flap”...someone once shouted to their OH...that might set the tone here nicely.

Get it?! No?! Sometimes nor do we...🙄the chat, the deed, the sperm, the egg, the fact that we aren’t pregnant yet after shagging twelfty millions times a month forever. But we are here for each other, to chat shit, to help each other out the pits or wallow within the pits, for all the highs and lows.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs

6 BFPs for jan...who is next??

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Morning all! Thanks for the suggestions yesterday, they definitely worked this morning! 🍆😂

@DOB78 you're not alone in how you feel. It's nothing but a waiting game all this. Drives me mad too

@Vil10 that made me tear up! Thanks for sharing ♥️

@Franklydear your mental health is way more important than us getting a laugh over bossboys latest nonsense. Glad you're feeling more like yourself again

@paintfairy aww sorry AF turned up 😔

@BlondePotter so close to us! I wander if we'll get it too? Whereabouts in Hampshire?

@Minster2012 haha all the ones in Bournemouth are friendly as fuck 😂 everyone feeds them in the park and they are sooooo obese it's quite funny to see them trying to run up the trees.

@Franklydear good on you! Glad you're feeling better

@Vil10 I had to save those pics as they are SO talking to me and us all personally. So beautiful ❤️
Btw I just got all the ingredients to make those gyros you shared- this weeks creation!

@DOB78 @paintfairy so sorry the witch arrived for both of you!! Treat yourselves today! Sending hugs x

@Minster2012 love a spoon fuck!! It is, I feel like it speaks volumes to those women who don't understand how hard this journey can be for others x

@Kirky658 @Franklydear always hope isn't there x

@InkyPaper ❤️

@Justanothercyster it's like everything we all feel written in one paragraph!! Ooo amazing!! Make sure you send pics!!x

Oh no @paintfairy I'm so sorry big hugs and big wine and support lovely 😔😘

@Justanothercyster urgh urgh tree rats tree rats, fat tree rats 🤪😜🤣😂

@lucyrp wow!!! Cant believe it.

@Vil10 sometimes you can't bear a slow sensual spoon fuck mmmmm

We've got full on ice and we've got the fire lit already though we've just had to go into work as a family we made it a little outing then walked dogs after a call that the alarm was going off 😣and DH wanted to check something, with minus conditions here forecast overnight he's really worried about all a week of gear breaking down & pipes bursting 😫😖

@paintfairy sorry hun, sending hugs!

I'm sending all of you a virtual slice of my homemade Victoria sponge cake 😋❤️🎂

@paintfairy @dob78 sorry about stupid af !
@Vil10 I am the queen of googling 😂
Thai sounds sooo nice! And the spooning 😆

You'll all be glad to know... we finally have some snow! Though it's not really settling !

@lucyrp im jealous of your snow !!

@Kirky658 omg wish I could be eating that cake!! I have a Big Tasty on order.... 3rd Sunday running oops

@Justanothercyster north hampshire!

@Kirky658 yum, what a cake
I guess is not the right time to tell you all how much I love squirrels 🙈

@Kirky658 mmm cake!
Snowing here gently. I'm watching trashy TV. I've started watching MAFS, as DH is upstairs. Late to the party. I didn't realise they let them all meet. Great for tv but I don't think great for the rest of it. 🤣 Bound to be a disaster! I've only watched the uk one and the focus was only on them and their family. None still worked out like. 😆

@Vil10 I hope I inspired you for your spoon fuck 😝 great fb share! All so true isn't it.
@paintfairy so sorry hun, hope you're ok

@Kirky658 omg that cake! Can you deliver some to SE London please 😜
@blackcurrantqueen glad you're getting some snow, it's so pretty to look at. It fell really nice here and now it's just a wet mess, much like my sheets this morning 😂 sorry, couldn't resist!!

@paintfairy you're in for such a treat! You are right that they shouldn't let them meet the other couples...you'll see why in shows to come!! 😳

@blackcurrantqueen there's so much here !

@vil10 think this works quite well with your previous post! Thanks to @minster2012 for keeping me busy! I'll deffo keep him around till I'm fully kitted with gorgeous furniture 🤣
@paintfairy sorry about the witch!

Chill day for me . Think I've finally got my head back to normal lol (or whatever kind of normal I am lol) but never give up ladies ! Im living by that motto now

OK I'm blaming @Vil10, that post you shared made me tear up (but in a good way) then I saw @Dollybird89 picture and thought fuck it yea never give up as miracles do happen. So have just spent £30 buying the mega easy@home box of 100 ovulation tests and 20 pregnancy ones. No point in even pretending to myself the one small box of ov tests at a time is any good anymore, gone straight for the big one and in it for the long haul.......tho haven't actually spoken to DH about this decision, so I'm fully blaming you guys and let's face it hes a man so all I gotta do is be naked during FW and he won't be able to resist 😂

@Vil10 I shall! If I don't balls it up, cooking isn't really my forte 😂

@Kirky658 lovely cake!

@paintfairy haha I'm a MaFS newbie too, just watching the Australia one so far but after that will go onto USA and uk haha, I'm addicted.

@Minster2012 we might become neighbours one day, dh keeps looking at houses in Yorkshire haha. Ever since we went last summer we fell in love, and we could get sooooo much more for our money there! If we could just convince the family to move with us... hmmmm...
We're planning on booking 2-3 weeks up there this summer but waiting to see how covid is etc.

@Kirky658 thank you for your slice of cake! Hun yum...DH has made us some cake it's in the oven for dessert mmmm though I'm not sure I tryst it that much as he went "we how much caster sugar do I put in? It doesn't say on the recipe??!! 😂😬🤦🏼‍♀️🤔"

@BlondePotter OMG I literally haven't had a Macdonalds in years mmmmm

@Franklydear 🤨

@paintfairy our UK MAFS ones are rubbish

@notyetamumbuttrying 😂🤣😆brilliant. Lake spermo

@Dollybird89 yayyyyyy boom! Looks ace! Knew you'd love it 🥰

@DKDK123 yesssssssss that's the spirit, and do what we did last night, have a rave in your bedroom (and do the helicopter) 😂😆brilliant fun & could make babies...what's not to love?!

Great motto @Dollybird89! Will try and live by it too!
@DKDK123 good for you hun, go get you some and hope it does the trick! 😉

@Justanothercyster OMG def come see meeeeeeeeee 😁 yesssss we are dead cheap round here. In a good way 🤣🙌🏻

@Minster2012 lake spermo is amaze 😂 love it!

@notyetamumbuttrying what's lake spermo am I missing a joke lol

@Dollybird89 when the cum "comes" out after sex and leaves a lake on the sheets!! It's the opposite of romantic places /things like lake Como so I nicknamed it lake spermo cos it ALWAYS happens to me...whereas We had some chat a few months ago a number of these ladies are experts at keeping it all in, like @Skip86 they must do a ninja roll and they boast they have clean sheets all the time whereas mine are fully lake spermo constantly...no wonder I've never got close to being pregnant (nowt to do with being super faulty...nope it's cos the good sperm are all on my sheets, usually on my f ing side!)

@Minster2012 I always used condoms as contraceptives until my husband and me started TTC last year and my god the mess 😂 I honestly don't know how people put up with it when not TTC haha. Not even just at the time it's the gushes of it exiting for the rest of the day!

@2020mission yep, the jizz lunges afterwards 🤣😂we have spent basically over 18 months now using condoms and even DH is like "wow so much nicer without the mess!" But he doesn't like them, but we spend all our time going FFS the lakes on my side again 🤣😂the rest of the time! And obs I do the washing so I'm pretty pleased 😆

Ah thanks ladies. Feeling better now at least I know everything works and premom is spot on with dates which is reassuring. I think my body needed a normal month after CP. No contraceptive, no northisterone, no covid.
Lake Spermo!!! This made me laugh more than it should, need to get those legs up in the air stop all those little swimmers escaping 😳