wearing pjs all day long, making money from our thong, tww driving us crazy, all this s**t to make a baby! TTC bus 29

[Minster2012]

TTC bus 29...
Oh my goodness to say we are a chatty group is an understatement most times but that’s great cos it’s not all about TTC here, anything goes, we now have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat so a few ppl can pop up on top heads up and out into wind to gulp in the non TTC air but still hold on to us & know where we are...like our pups that come with us with ears flapping in the wind our beloved ladies may have one flap flying in the wind...”watch out for the left outer flap”...someone once shouted to their OH...that might set the tone here nicely.

Get it?! No?! Sometimes nor do we...🙄the chat, the deed, the sperm, the egg, the fact that we aren’t pregnant yet after shagging twelfty millions times a month forever. But we are here for each other, to chat shit, to help each other out the pits or wallow within the pits, for all the highs and lows.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs

6 BFPs for jan...who is next??

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Omg I've missed pages 🙈 sorry everyone, just dropping by to say hello! Hope you're all OK 😊

@Juno231 happy birthday! Hope you've had a great day! 🥳

@Minster2012 oh no! That's horrible with all the bank issues, hope it all gets sorted asap

@Hopeful110 oh that doesn't sound fun at all! There could be lots of reasons for spotting though - perhaps worth speaking to your GP about it? I've just started seven seas this month and haven't had any spotting issues. Definitely had cramps and nausea but I think that's just my weird body being weird.

DH is still suffering with back pain, unless it improves I think nothing will happen this cycle if I can't go near him!! Doesn't help that I never know when fertile week is either but nevermind

@InkyPaper thanks hun, im due to speak to a gynaecologist on 10th march, but is it worth speaking to my gp before then? Not sure what they can do to help before I see the gynae :( hopefully its nothing to worry about! :) xx

@Juno231 happy birthday hun! Hope you've had a lovely day being spoilt! Xx

@Minster2012 I know ! 10 weeks ?! Whatttttt?!

@Hopeful110 if you're worried about it or it never happens to you normally, I would. You can have spotting for loads of reasons so it could be nothing but it's always worth getting checked if you're worried

@InkyPaper yeah its totally out the ordinary for me, this month is the first time its ever happened let alone twice in 19 days, ill wait til Monday and see if it stops, if not then il call gp Monday :) thanks hun xx

@InkyPaper don't worry we don't mind! Drop in and out every few days, that's cool that's perfect we know a few of us are stupidly chatty 🤣😂👋🏻could you do a chair fuck on DH?? Like a sexy dance on him just to see if it's possible (during FW of course?!!)

@Hopeful110 id def keep pestering GP as well, it can't do any harm can it?! ESP if it's not normal for you but long cycles are??

@InkyPaper get him to do it in a cup and get the old syringe out... 😂

@Justanothercyster that's a gorgeous photo, our weather has been really dull here, wet but not cold enough for my liking! Really hoping for some snow!

@Hopeful110 this is my first month taking the seven seas but as yet I haven't noticed any side effects or spotting.

@Minster2012 god all that bank stuff sounds bloody terrible I'm so sorry you've had such a shit time of it!!!

@paintfairy Yep she could spot me from a mile off, I'm round and purple and wear a crown... 😂 No I just really liked icy blackcurrant when I was pg first time round and I'm shit with stuff like usernames 😂 Totally understand you aren't getting your hopes up but I am still quietly optimistic for you 🥰

I think where I am they don't fund IVF at all, though we wouldn't qualify anywhere anyways as we are lucky to have our DD. Does mean if having number 2 doesn't go to plan it's going to be very expensive I think!

She flew off a chair this morning. Literally tried to parachute off it 🤦🏼‍♀️ ended up face first on the floor and she split the bit of skin between her teeth and lip, blood everywhere 🤦🏼‍♀️
She was really sad but a couple of milky buttons and some puddles to splash in cheered her up a bit. My morning to get up tomorrow so let's all hope she sleeps until 7.30 🤞🏼🙏🏼

DTD for the last 3 nights in the hopes of catching the elusive Ov day... supposedly yesterday so let's see. Hadn't done it at all before that as it really snuck up on me 😂

@Minster2012 ah whaaaattt! You are too cute!

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@Minster2012 yeah I was shocked too but you'd hope there'd be some leeway right!I'm size 14/16 but 5ft 7 1/2 so taller than the average girl so luckily I don't actually look too fat 😂 tall legs have been my saviour, I'm more curvy than anything, but I could do with a stone and a half off to be bk at my wedding day size. That dress would not fit me now lol! Was wed in aug19, so bit awks 😆
@lucyrp are you 10 weeks already hun? That's flown right! Not long until 12 week scan then, whoop!
Ooh I missed the fabric chat between @Clairey844 and @Minster2012 what's happening there then?

Round and wear a crown @blackcurrantqueen bearing in mind most ppl read my username as Minister do you think I should be a nun??? Love it!! I think most of my coat pockets have both lollies & poo bags in. Basically dogs & a toddler 🤣😂in case of falls or bribery needed, lollies also come in handy when I'm on my own 🤫🤔😆no ivf?? What?? Why?? You aren't allowed any children on the nhs?? I mean I know the nhs only want us to have one (they must have met my DS) but what??? Glad yours is better! And you e DTD 3 nights over OV 🍆🍆🍆

@Clairey844 don't speak too soon 🤣

@notyetamumbuttrying I know it's weird, whenever i go to the unit there are ppl that DO NOT have the legs you do clearly!! And I put a picture of something I'm making for @Clairey844 out of a certain fabric she might like and I think I may have bitten off more than I can chew. Plus I've bloody lost my snap on fastener. Cant for the life of me find it. Where would it be???

@Hopeful110 hmmm keep monitoring, and I suppose if you're worried I'd speak to the gp as they help with mid cycle bleeding x

@Minster2012 my coat pockets are literally poo bags, dummy for if she loses her shit and bribery snacks 😂
Yeah I reckon you've got a v religious minister vibe about you 😂😂😂
Yup I just googled it apparently my CCG is one of five that doesn't offer routine IVF!

@blackcurrantqueen 🤣 I know what you mean. I struggle with names too. But it kind of puts an image in your head. I like purple, so I'm drawn to you. 🤣

@Minster2012 haha 😆 I mean they are getting fatter by the minute with these bloody lockdowns but I'm sorting it out now. 3lbs down so far so I'm going for slow and steady 😁
Ah aren't you just the sweetest thing! I've never known anything like it. You're so thoughtful ☺️ oh it's probably down the back of the couch!! 😏

@blackcurrantqueen that's awful! Hull practically gives kids away, though apparently not to me (not sure what that says 🖕🏻) my DH hates purple for some weird reason 🤷‍♀️

@notyetamumbuttrying that's awesome on the weight loss! Tried behind the sofa, found a pen! 🙌🏻😂

I often get @paintfairy & @InkyPaper mixed up on the old name front, don't know why. I'm clearly just stupid 😬

Thank you 😊 @Minster2012 it's a start isn't it! Haha yay to the bonus pen! Hmm now where else can I suggest 🤔 side table?

Hmmm no side tables, I shall keep looking @notyetamumbuttrying maybe tomorrow but unfortunately our neighbour has decided tonight is the night for a shit 90s dance rave. Mint. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Morning everybody

@Minster2012 what time did the rave finish? Did you get your glow sticks out ? 😂

As predicted DD up BEFORE the crack of dawn 😂 coffeeee!!

@blackcurrantqueen I am awake too, but for a more pleasant reason, midnight shag! Still everybody laying in bed for a while yet
@Minster2012 you are always loosing things, what does the name mean then? I never name change, no need, and this is a lovely one, even if I say so

Morning!
@blackcurrantqueen I don't know what time the race finished...' & it's funny you say that about glow sticks...🍆

@Franklydear ahhhh the name I could ask you the same 😊and yes I am always losing things. My old nickname was the fish cos of such a bad memory.

@notyetamumbuttrying yeah 10 weeks yesterday! Flown by hasn't it ! Can't believe it. Mil is bursting to tell people bless her or to have her mum to talk to her about it 🤣 phoned her yesterday and was like "only 2 more weeks!"🙈

Morning girls, just woken up to about 4 inches of snow 😅

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4144962-Someone-has-posted-a-tiny-bag-of-white-powder-through-our-letterbox Sunday morning entertainment
@Minster2012 frankly dear, I don’t give a damm, I thought it was more obvious, gone with the wind.

Errrrr @lucyrp you should know by now that a statement like that about proper snow MUST be accompanied by a picture which means you have to haul your ass outta bed 😂🤣AND we expect a snowman picture later 🤔

Oh of course @Franklydear of course!

@Franklydear I love that thread, "give it a sniff you'll soon know what it is!" I wouldn't 🤣"love that drug dealers are taking contactless delivery seriously in the pandemic", I'd have said to them have a good night 😂

@Minster2012 it’s better the don’t call the police, you’ll be done for possession...