Entering 2021 in a Bum flap onesie for lockdown lovin, squinty lines & foul words - TTC Bus 27

[Minster2012]

It’s a New Year TTC bitches and of course it’s time for a new bus...

2020 was a bit of a TWATFACE for us
2021...is surely EXACTLY the number of babies we are owed by now.

We’ve read up on what we need to do to get pregnant, if you haven’t, see last bus or read my hotly anticipated blog and join us.

We are here, we are ready, so get your tickets for the bus, grab your seat, your roadie & your snacks cos I’ve sent out the memo to the stalks- bring us our babies!

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
2 sneaky ones just before New Year!

2 BFP already for jan!

So what’s everyone’s New Years resolutions then? Who is gonna get the first BFP of 2021?
And what should be the title of my new blog?🤔

@Minster2012 get out one of those magnifying mirrors and leg up haha 🔍👀

@Katao haha I know sorry! I've never had uti. It kindve comes and goes, doesn't hurt when I pee. I've had a look and can't see anything abnormal 😭

@Minster2012 yesss I'm newbie! Not so newbie though 😂

@2020mission hmm I wonder if it's cus of period and liners? How long do you reckon I should leave it before getting something?

@Minster2012 I meant driving the bus 🤣
When I was little/young teen and walked my dogs nobody approached me without warning, might have been the dogo, german shepherds, not looking the friendliest?, the terriers didn't need wallies, they crazed around the land, out with the neighbors horses

@Minster2012 this review may help you to work out what they are for haha! 😳🤣

@InkyPaper I know, I thought the same, looks like an infection creator on a stick haha!!

Thank god people are wary of Doberman's, makes my dog walks very peaceful haha! Just the occasional smile and a "good morning" little do they know, she's the softest, daftest dog in the world 💖💖

@LB20xx that review!! OMG I can't stop laughing...what's worse, that her daughter bought them for her or that MAYBE she slipped & broke her hip on a pool of CAKE BATTER CUM?? And my SIL has a crazy Doberman that my pointer burns off all her energy with. It's great. Annoyingly she's called what I'd quite like to call a girl child. Grrrrr

@Franklydear jack russells are the worst

@LB20xx we had a doberman and she was a bitch, but to be fair, she was a security dog to guard the land, not a pet, my dogo was a gentle giant, though apparently a dangerous breed🤷

@Minster2012 yeah the review had me feeling all kinds of ways 🥴🤣. Aww yeah, she's hyper 80-90% of the time, then sleeps like the dead and snores like a walrus hahaha!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ours is called Moana, luckily not a name I have in mind for a future child 😅

@Franklydear yeah, they certainly have potential to be dangerous in the wrong hands, they're so strong and protective! Luckily Moana just wants to play with her ball or be a coach potato haha! She's our 3rd and they've all been big babies, ♥️

@LB20xx omg I want one 😂 where from?? 👀 ha the review 😆 right defo getting one now! 😁
And your dog is gorge! 🥰
@lucyrp aw babe! How much longer until you're in your second trimester? X

Love the name too 😍 @LB20xx

@InkyPaper gutting !

@2020mission yasssss🥳

@notyetamumbuttrying only another 4-5 weeks 😂🤣

@notyetamumbuttrying google Come&Gone, I'm sure they'll come up 👌🏼🤣
Aw thank you, she's my little baby🥰! (Who is actually the size of a small horse hahah) and her name was chosen by my little sister, it's not ideal shouting her across a field so luckily she also answers to Mo and Mojo haha! I must remember next time, don't let a 5 year old name the dog 🙄🤣

@Minster2012 back on your blog to read the latest, sorry I would just comment on there but I haven't signed up yet so couldn't. It's a really interesting read. My dad had a bowel rupture during his chemotherapy when he had lung cancer and he ended up with a stoma bag 👎🏻 I couldn't believe he was hit with that on top of everything so gutted to hear its not only him who got dealt that! 💩 😠

@LB20xx love moana! Yeah DH said "I can't be shouting a shit name" when we got Dylan so I get that! SILs is called indiana but she calls her India (which is what I like as a name) and indie

@2020mission unfortunately I've heard it a bit, it was life changing in a fair few ways, I'm v lucky, though as you'll find out, but nope not ideal but genuinely it saved my life. Your poor dad it's sooo debilitating & shocking without warning. I was so ill before that I was wasting away and felt so ill, but it's terribly hard to deal with & I was 27 by that time. It took all of yesterday to write that I didn't know how to put it as it's hard to make light of & unfortunately the next "past" one won't be much better but it gets better!! You know it gets better!! If you have an anon email you can keep yourself private but happy for ppl to read...just gonna put the ivf one from today up.

@LB20xx oh my god that review. All kinds of mental images there 🙈

@Justanothercyster i would say if it's irritation for liners or something it should just be external discomfort but if you start getting any back/tummy aches might be a uti. See how you go. Knickerless night might be the way to go 😂

@Minster2012 I did see a male that was looking to be rehomed and he was called Maui!! I was like omg we need him, it's meant to be!! Alas I was not agreed with 🙄🤣

@Katao hahaha the only good thing I took from it was that fair play to her still doing it with her fella after 43 years 🤣🤣

@LB20xx oh wow, should have been fate 💓♥️oh well silly sensible other ppl

So the lad pulled it out the bag last night!!! No sexy underwear or sex toys required. I watched baby videos on Facebook and he got all gooey eyed, pounced on me yelling come on let's make babies!!!! He has been listening to me and also said after wait till you see what I've got planned Saturday, thats the best day. Hes in the good books again now

@DOB78

So the lad pulled it out the bag last night!!! No sexy underwear or sex toys required. I watched baby videos on Facebook and he got all gooey eyed, pounced on me yelling come on let's make babies!!!! He has been listening to me and also said after wait till you see what I've got planned Saturday, thats the best day. Hes in the good books again now

Yessssssss @DOB78 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳amazing!! And so more on sat too! Winner

@lucyrp oh gosh, well hope it eases up each week 🤞🏾
@LB20xx haha 😆 aww bless your little sister!
@DOB78 ooh I'm excited to know what Saturday will bring!! 😁
@Minster2012 just read your drug mule post, so hope it works out how we all want this time! 🤞🏾xx

Morning ladies!!

@notyetamumbuttrying thank you gorgeous!

Shall we have a check in ladies cos by my reckoning we have a few ladies waiting out AF?

@Dollybird89 how you feeling? Still no sign? 🤞🏻♥️

@2020mission you still on course for the weekend?? 🤞🏻♥️

@blackcurrantqueen everything crossed & how are you feeling any more sickness? 🤞🏻

@NoOneOwnsTheRainbow you are due soon maybe right?

Who else have we got coming upto the end of the the TWW I'm sorry I'm struggling to remember where everyone is at rubbish bus driver 😩

@Minster2012 tested this morning to check whether I can drink tonight and whiter than white BFN 👎🏻 wine it is then...

Hiya

@Minster2012 I'm 6dpo and have a UTI and thrush waiting on doctors phoning back as they not seeing anybody. Been up all night and it's agony peeing.
Love the name Indie, my wee niece is called Indie. When my brother first said it I was like omg I love it. And she totally suits the name Indie.

@Juno231 look at my temps today do you think it's so high because I'm ill?

Omg that post fair play to them but her daughter getting it for her 😂😂

Goodluck for all my TWW buddies it's dragging.

Xxx

Sorry about the bfn @2020mission

Good luck to all testing soon.

Anyone following this saga? 😂
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4128964-Felt-ill-and-warned-dp-about-eating-goes-straight-to-eat-it

So sorry girls I've not been very active, I've come off Facebook and Instagram for a little while so trying to minimise my time on my phone for a little mental detox! Sorry if I've missed anything important!!

@2020mission so sorry you got a BFN! Sending hugs x

@Minster2012 read some of your blog last night, I love it!! That's definitely going to be my night time read!

So I think FW has started today and we started it with a bang last night🍆 trying not to go off any apps or opks so just gonna shag over this next week or so so I know it'll be covered, just whether this is my month or not🤞🏼