Entering 2021 in a Bum flap onesie for lockdown lovin, squinty lines & foul words - TTC Bus 27

[Minster2012]

It’s a New Year TTC bitches and of course it’s time for a new bus...

2020 was a bit of a TWATFACE for us
2021...is surely EXACTLY the number of babies we are owed by now.

We’ve read up on what we need to do to get pregnant, if you haven’t, see last bus or read my hotly anticipated blog and join us.

We are here, we are ready, so get your tickets for the bus, grab your seat, your roadie & your snacks cos I’ve sent out the memo to the stalks- bring us our babies!

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
2 sneaky ones just before New Year!

2 BFP already for jan!

So what’s everyone’s New Years resolutions then? Who is gonna get the first BFP of 2021?
And what should be the title of my new blog?🤔

@Katao yess one hit wonders are defo a thing, you got this 😂💁🏼‍♀️

@Justanothercyster ah I love him!! 🥰😍

Hope you're all good ladies! Just off to pick up a nandos takeaway for DH birthday, so will try to catch up after xx

@2020mission I do sometimes get wind in my LP. Hate it.
@Justanothercyster my face is a right giveaway so people know they've offended me. I'm also a poor liar! Love the dog suit. And tort! 🐢

@Minster2012 yep. Definitely gone crackers! The madness made me laugh though. And the dog peered round the door at our distressed sex. Even he was concerned. 🤣

@Minster2012 nope, I initiate sex everytime so now I'm not I just want to see how arsed he is. If we miss this month thats his fault. I don't want to cause a row when we've still got 3 days to go but let's see what happens........
Thanks for thr space to vent. Sorry I haven't commented on anyone else journey I hope y'all ok x

I have a bit of a tmi thing... any advice would be appreciated. So I've had a bit of a "sting-y" foof since yesterday. Nothing down there otherwise seems unusual. Not really sure what would help? I've had thrush when I was younger before and it doesn't seem as bad as that...

My minds also tricking me that I'm pg even though af just finished 😑 I don't know why.

@Juno231 omg haha.

@Katao I know right 😎

@Minster2012 haha yas.

@KateColx aw enjoy take away, we just had chippy 🤤

@paintfairy aww haha. I'm too polite but I just couldn't hold it in the other night so it was probably obvious.

I know is bitchy, but also a good laugh, bossboy needed to wear a suit today, and as he is special, he wears a three piece tartan tweet one, only problem is he has this suit for quiet sometime, and as he’s put on some weight lately, the waistcoat doesn’t close, by that I mean the two sides don’t meet for a good 10 inches, same for the jacket, but that would look better open without the also open waistcoat underneath.....
I read everything but too much to reply today, just about to have dinner, love you all, crazy and all

@Minster2012 aww bless ya, that sucks, hope you feel better soon!

Welcome to all the newbies! 😄

@Franklydear bossboy clearly needs to get over himself 🙄

@2020mission I get it a lot (the joys of IBS) peppermint tea can help. Also gaviscon. Lots and lots of gaviscon 😂 hopefully it'll ease off for you soon.

@KateColx Nandos!! Nice, enjoy!

@Franklydear oh no! If the fit was that bad why on earth was he wearing it? 😂

@Justanothercyster uti? Stingy all the time or when you pee? Have you had a look? (🙈 this all feels like an inappropriate line of questioning 😂)

Just wanted to check in an say hi to you all!! Can’t wait for your bfps!!! Xx

@InkyPaper I’ve been watching briggerton, so I’ve taken to call him lord Pembroke....
@Minster2012 hope you feel better soon, you can drive in those drugs, right?
@Justanothercyster you’ll know if you crossed me, you might not know why....
@DOB78 dh always initiates, if he waits for me it’ll never happen, is not that I am not bothered, it’s never quite the right moment until I am in it, if that makes sense,....
@KateColx love a Nando’s takeaway, enjoy
Whoever else needs an answer, I am a bit scattered today...

@Franklydear 😂😂😂😂 amazing

@franklydear I totally get that if your not in the mood fair enough my ex always initiated but that was more coz I didn't like him😃.
I just expected more from him, may be too much. He really wants to be a dad but seems to be putting in zero effort.
I've changed my diet, cut down coffee, stopped drinking, take vitamins even charting cm and he's done sweet FA.
He basically has to have sex at least 3 times in 1 week a month.
Aplogises for the rant........

Hey lovelies! 👋🏼💖

Been keeping up with you all the last couple days, just been mad busy after the new year in work so not had to chance to interact with yous!

So AF was due Monday according to Glow, but according to Ovia it's this coming Monday. So I'm holding off testing until next week incase she does show up!
I've been feeling a little nauseous for an hour or 2 in the mornings, but nothing else to report symptom spotting wise. Will keep yous updated on if she shows her face!

Started my second pack of seven seas tablets yesterday, wonder if they'll be a miracle tablet for me too! Only time will tell🤞🏼

This would be us lot in the future 😂

@Minster2012 bloods done!
The nurse said three outcomes...
HCG dropping.. see how it goes
HCG stable.. probably repeat bloods to check it is dropping
HCG rising.. they will probably schedule a scan for when they would expect the bloods to be high enough to see something/anything
Praying it's the last option but not getting my hopes up!
They will call me in the morning 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Oh my word, has anyone else seen these? Speechless! 😂😂

They seem so so wrong and bad, but handy for no jizz pools or cum runs hahaha!

@blackcurrantqueen another wait till tomorrow, my good woman, how to keep the sanity?
@DOB78 just another point of view, I initiated once and he asked to double checked he wasn’t misinterpreting 😂
@InkyPaper isn’t he dandy?🤮

@blackcurrantqueen keeping my fingers crossed for the third option for you! 🤞🏼♥️

Do you guys have this problem? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4128658-To-be-annoyed-that-this-woman-ruins-my-dog-walks

@DOB78 I was just goi to say you definitely don't need to stop drinking as I was spewing in my hands over my kitchen sink after sambucca shots a month or so before I got my BFP 😭🤣

@LB20xx omg what 😂

Also been sick twice today and thought I can't be bothered to cook we'll get chippy. Well it was bloody disgusting. It probably wasn't and OH enjoyed his but I was noticing the salt fat more and yuck 🤢

@lucyrp aww it's absolutely gutting when that happens! You get all excited about a takeaway and then it tastes like shite.

@LB20xx that looks like the fastest way to an infection to me 😂

@blackcurrantqueen keeping everything crossed for you!

Just been sat here eating Gookie Dough (edible cookie dough, I got some tubs of it for my birthday ages ago) but now I've eaten too much and feel sick. For a second my brain went "OMG MORNING SICKNESS" and then I looked down at the spoon and realised I have actually lost my mind 😂

@InkyPaper I didn’t know what that was, and google it, I now want it, but still have too many Xmas treats in the house, I bought a lot and family also sent me a lot

@KateColx Nando's! Wow enjoy. Weird story, DH asked DS the other day "what's your favourite food?" (He's 2.5...) DS said, "errrrr Nando's" hmmmmm we've never been to Nando's we are all behind @Katao's one hit wonder! 🥰I was thinking of you @KateColx earlier!

@DOB78 I'm frustrated for you & like you say it's annoying but not wanting to cause an argument with time still to go. Argh, what else to do hmmmm try playing sex toy or dog toy with him??

@Justanothercyster maybe grab some cranberry juice anyway? Just in case! So I was looking at my messages earlier & I thought OMG we've lost Newbie! Then realised thank god you've just name changed phew.

@Franklydear 10" wow that's bad!! We are watching Briggerton too, but DH gets bored 🤨I can drive on the drugs yeah

@Katao are you meant to look when you get a stingy foof?? How do you look?? 😳🤔👀

@LB20xx that all sounds very good eeeekkkkk 💓🤞🏻& same question as below for those bad boys but I can't quite work out what they are??!!

@DKDK123 where do we sign up & do they do bus discounts??

@blackcurrantqueen god I hope the call comes in early & its rising 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@lucyrp that's another week almost passed, getting closer to sickness passing! 🙂

Ohh @InkyPaper I actually got a big box of teas for Christmas and peppermint is one of them - I'll start sipping one of those a day for the next few days and hopefully it will help ☕️

@Minster2012 sorry you have been suffering from gas AND a headache 😑 . I forced myself out into the fog and snow for some exercise after lunch and it seemed to help me.

I have to admit I had 5 mins today curled up in enough pain that I momentarily decided that I don't want to ever give birth as this was bad enough 😂 does anyone else ever have thoughts like that when they are feeling awful? Would be worth it though haha

@Justanothercyster I've had redness and a stingy feeling down there a couple of times and I believe it was due to pant liners I had been wearing. I think I had accidentally picked up some of those scented ones by mistake 🙃 that and a lack of breathing space down there from wearing liners I reckon. Could be irritation from something like that? Shaving def makes it more prone to irritation.

[quote Franklydear]Do you guys have this problem? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4128658-To-be-annoyed-that-this-woman-ruins-my-dog-walks[/quote]
@Franklydear yep def. I love talking here, I have to avoid someone frequently. Thankfully my VERY enthusiastic dog keeps a few ppl away & most ppl round here don't have their dogs off a lead so I'm the plague
Love the "cough at her, frequently" comment