TTC BUS 26 - Stifling chilli foofs with paprika pants & telling Flo 🧙🏻‍♀️she ain’t in our support bubble

[Minster2012]

Flo app telling you AF is due?? Femometer telling you ovulation was a different day? Is that line a high /low/peak or a pube on your OPK?
When TTC feels like a proper TWATFACE, we’ve got each other’s backs. We’ve had trolling TTC charts, f**k boy bodies and a few of us are giving up and handing our bodies to the fertility doctors instead. Maybe they can do a better job eh?

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, be it DTD, SMEP, syringe, IVF we don’t care 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ BORIS CAN’T PENETRATE OUR SUPPORT BUBBLE (urgh there’s a nasty image)
⁃ Pets, toys & accessories invited too, Rampant Rabbits 🐰, Fleshlights & dice
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
⁃ We are all about the support

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

10 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Another sneaky @laceymermaid in at the end!

still time for Christmas BFPs and for @Minster2012 to get thrown off Mumsnet 🤪

Ha ha @Catherinettc a mirror on a stick?? Or has DH seen it?? We've said some of us maybe have cavernous foofs! Not like @Vil10 she's tight as a coiled spring

Aw I remember the tight years 😢 😭 🤣🤣

3 kids and a pregnancy later im scared to cough incase the baby falls out ffs 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣 xx

@Vil10 OMG ELLE IS PREGNANT

@Minster2012 hahahaha tight vagina and proud, let's hope 2020 was the last year of the tight vagina, 2021 hopefully I'll be left with a tunnel after pushing a baby out of it!

@lucyrp wowww so weird!!! I was literally gonna tag you saying it!! Have you watched her video?? She's done clips of her finding out and telling her family and from her reaction I feel like it's been a really long waited positive?? I could be wrong but either way I cried😂

Also girls, I'm only CD9 and had ovulation type dull aches in my left side today, I've experienced them a few times before, obviously took to dr google and wondering whether I might have a little cyst or something?? I seem to have a few of the symptoms, or it could just be something and nothing! I also took an opk just to be sure I wasn't ovulating like super early and it was negative so suppose that's good!

@Vil10 I've just been sleeping on OH and woke up to a million texts from my friend who also watches her videos and I was like no what I wasn't expecting that! I've just watched her video now! To start with I was wondering if they've been TTC or whether it had just happened but like you say from her reactions it looks like it's been long awaited 🥺 i also cried😩

@Vil10 omg and mrs hinch is having baby number 2!!

@Catherinettc ahhhhh are they not wee babies??? You've got me crying with laughter!! 😂As discussed previously I think I've got a cavern and had no baby to blame 😖😫

@lucyrp @Vil10 I guess this is the make up woman?? FOMO and Mrs hunch is def the clean woman. I use the pink stuff. That's good. I like the rest of my house like I like my mind. Filthy...damn should have kept that one for the blog. It's not ideal for a DS who is allergic to dust but I keep saying the more he's exposed to it the more he becomes immune right...RIGHT PPL??

@Minster2012 fab new year post, I don't know how you have the energy!

@clolo I'm doing dry Jan - even downloaded the app 😅

@Catherinettc brilliant title! See pic for what you need to demystify the gloomy foof

@DJmum83 my opks have kinda gone blank again so I don't have a clue what's going on lol. My temp went up by nearly 0.2 this morning but I think that's probably booze related and not due to ovulation 😅

Ooooo @Catherinettc Damn if only I'd have seen that before I sent you something 😂that's brilliant @Vil10

Aww @Florence13 sorry to hear about AF arrival, was really hoping this was it for you. Sending you loads of baby dust for next month.

Chin up @paintfairy, think a lot of people get the January blues, the cold dark nights don't help. Sending big hugs.

@catherinettc you deserve your bow, that definitely gave me a giggle.

Well I did say I was starting this year off with a bang but I think I should have been more specific on what kind of bang I wanted. Currently at A&E with my DS who has a suspected broken nose after jumping on his bed and smashing face first into the wooden panel. 🙈 Well DH is in A&E I'm waiting in the car as only one can go in and I'd be too much of a blubbering mess if hes screaming while they're touching his nose. Got my peak on my ov stick today too and was so excited about some serious banging tonight but won't even be going to bed tonight as I'll be in his room afraid to sleep incase he has concussion or stops breathing as his nose is so swollen. I'm trying to look on the bright side hes made it to 3 years old before his first proper A & E trip, hes such a typical boisterous boy I thought we'd have been here many a times before now!

@AHobbyaweek congratulations ! How long were you trying ?? So happy for you.
@Minster2012 love your post so much 🤣🤣 do you know the seven seas stories? Want some hope that it might work suddenly for me haha xxx

@DKDK123 yeah I know. The animals become hard work this time of year, it's dark, wet, horrid. I've always struggled. I usually plan things to get me through and obviously we can't. We've got a break booked in Feb but can't see that happening!

Be careful what you wish for! 🤣 I hope DS is OK and you get out of A&E swiftly.

@Minster2012 🤣🤣 lol at gloomy foof. Maybe that's my issue.

@Juno231 wtf?! 🤣 just about seen it all now!

@paintfairy have you tried one of those SAD lights for the winter months? I got one a few years ago and found putting it on for half an hour in the mornings in the winter months helped to lighten my mood. I could be total placebo effect but I felt less tired and happier when I used it.

@DKDK123 oh no sorry to hear about DS. Hope he'll be okay!! And I defo second getting a SAD lamp @paintfairy I have one and use it in the winter or even on rainy horrible days makes me feel so much better !

@Minster2012 indeed the make up and cleaning women ! Defo right with the immunity🤣

@Minster2012 hahaha no thanks I think I would rather not know 🤣🤣

@DKDK123 aw no 😭 might end up with a couple of black eyes too the wee soul. My ds when he was younger was jumping on the bed (top bunk) and put his head right through the ceiling! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣 not a scratch on him lol thinknhisbhead is made of steel 🤣🤣 hopefully he will feel better soon xx

@DKDK123 @lucyrp I have thought about it before but just assumed it was one of those things that didn't really work. Maybe I need one then!

Well @amy2503, @lucyrp had been trying for a number of cycles then took seven seas and it worked (along with sambuca shots til she puked, it could be either tbh), @LaceyMermaid, @JustMouse were you on seven seas too?? CAnt remember but so far the results are favourable 😂🙌🏻

Oooo @paintfairy where's the break for? Let's hold out hope for that, and yeah maybe there's something to say about the lamp cos I'm sure @lucyrp said she had one of those too?? Again, I think it was the sambuca though

@DKDK123 that's shit definitely but better than us!! Yep we've had a split open chin at 18months which has opened up twice and scarred. That's it though so I'd say you've done well raising your human! High five!

@paintfairy I feel you and obv as you know it'll be my birthday too so that does make me sad in the context of ttc :(

Happy new year everyone!! 🎉🎇

@lucyrp omg I absolutely love Elle too!! She's sooo cute, so happy for her as she's been through a lot recently bless her. She will be amazing!

@Minster2012 that NY post was fab!! 😂🙊 Sadly my AF turned up today, I was emosh but you know what pull my girl pants over my big ass and get on with the next cycle 😂
I hadn't heard about the pom juice thing until you gals so I've been to tesco and grabbed some for this next cycle!

@Minster2012 erm, can't remember. Coast but North of Whitby a bit? We are in tier 4 though now, so who knows. But we were taking the dog.

@Juno231 yeah January shitty birthdays! Mine is before payday so you can never arrange anything on a normal year! And this year is extra bad. 🤣

@paintfairy it's worked for me before! This is the one I have
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/254522929570

@amy2503 I was on month 16 of ttc when I took the tablets and got my BFP the first month🥰 I didn't expect anything though and changed my attention to other things such as exercising.

@HollieL567 ooo yes she's lovely isn't she ! The only thing that grinds me with things like this is when celebs make out they've been ttc for so long and think they're relatable then you find our its less than 6 months ! Because I don't think she will have tried before her mum passed away and that was only 7 months ago

@lucyrp thanks!

@HollieL567 sorry about AF. Let me know if the juice works!

@amy2503 this was 8th cycle of actively trying although implant came out a few months before that.
Had seven seas for last month too 🧐

@lucyrp yeah I totally get what you mean I did think when I saw the big long post and about TTC journey I thought oh it must have been quite a while then and then like you say saw it was after her mum aswell.