TTC BUS 26 - Stifling chilli foofs with paprika pants & telling Flo 🧙🏻‍♀️she ain’t in our support bubble

[Minster2012]

Flo app telling you AF is due?? Femometer telling you ovulation was a different day? Is that line a high /low/peak or a pube on your OPK?
When TTC feels like a proper TWATFACE, we’ve got each other’s backs. We’ve had trolling TTC charts, f**k boy bodies and a few of us are giving up and handing our bodies to the fertility doctors instead. Maybe they can do a better job eh?

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, be it DTD, SMEP, syringe, IVF we don’t care 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ BORIS CAN’T PENETRATE OUR SUPPORT BUBBLE (urgh there’s a nasty image)
⁃ Pets, toys & accessories invited too, Rampant Rabbits 🐰, Fleshlights & dice
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
⁃ We are all about the support

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

10 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Another sneaky @laceymermaid in at the end!

still time for Christmas BFPs and for @Minster2012 to get thrown off Mumsnet 🤪

Morning ladies! Had the grapes at Spanish midnight from the bell in our cathedral with 3 iPads, one for the Spanish tv channel to see the cathedral bell transmission, one for my pils and one for my parents, my brothers were there too, and my lovely niece, chaotic and quite technologically fragile, but good, then we watch the London show an hour later.

@Florence13 sorry the witch has appeared.
@Minster2012 yes a blog please!

@Franklydear aww that sounds lovely.

@AHobbyaweek thanks hun.

@minster2012 great post last night loved it!
Started with cramps on and off today so thinking af is getting ready for her 1st appearance in 2020.. bit crap but at least it shouldn't be a 3month cycle like last time... fingers crossed she don't overstay her welcome like November... and stay the month lol she is one bitch that ain't welcome here LMAO

here's to all the bfps in 2021... this is our year ladies!!!!

God I can't type this morning .. I meant af first appearance 2021 lol

@Minster2012 aw that post was amazing, definitely need to start your own blog 🙌🏼
But yes, seven seas ahoooyy 💜

So I started 2021 off with a bang at 12:15am 🍆 start the year as you mean to go on and all that 😈

Lots of BFP and baby dust wishes for everyone! 👶🏼✨

Ahhhh everything hoping it's a regular cycle @Dollybird89!

@clolo god I totally know what you mean, less pressure def!! When's your appointment? Cos we did it a similar time last year a lot of ladies on the ivf threads did dry January & then used it "as an excuse to carry on" as in "oh I haven't missed it & I've got fitter/lost weight blah blah to then leave it til after their cycle to see what the outcome was. I'm Def cutting down cos I want to as it's our last done embryo anyway but there's no way I'm doing dry. Fuck no. Like you say, why do it if you enjoy it? But it's a good excuse at this time of year

Ps @Franklydear that sounds great btw love your mix of Spanish & British

Oh and loving the sound of your fireworks @LB20xx start how you mean to go on, excellent, were you the first BANGING of the new year I wonder??

Ladies we are in the 900's for this bus and I haven't actually jotted down things for a new bus name cos I kinda used them all yesterday 🤪so any thoughts?

@Minster2012 Brilliant message don't know how you keep up with it all!!! Happy New Year ladies. Positivity a plenty gonna get me a 2021 👶!!!

Still very strechy ewcm, when is ovulation gonna be? We had a break this morning, every day for a week is a bit... much? We'll carry on a bit longer, we haven't been like that for years, don't know what got into us... anyway, not complaining
@Minster2012 we have all faith in you for the new thread

We had a good family new year Eve in the end, unfortunately we only woke up at past 11 this morning, and completely forgot about the roast, so it's burgers for new year lunch, well make the roast tomorrow 😲🙈

@Franklydear no wonder DH wants to keep trying for another year at that rate you are prob having your best sex & burgers for new year? Perfect!

@clolo it works around your cycles too so it might be that feb works best for them & you (have you given them an idea of your cycle dates?) but if you think feb /March you prob aren't far wrong. You could always SAY you are doing dry jan to others & do what you want at home so best of both worlds 🤣

@Minster2012 @clolo ladies I was really hoping to start in March after our feb appointment, but have heard that once you sign for funding it could take another few months for that to get approved 😬 I could be looking at summer if that's true! Are you via nhs @clolo and know about this?
Shall we have a bus name to do with New Years and 2021 babies or something @Minster2012? Soz, not feeling very creative in my hungover state! 🥴

@notyetamumbuttrying yeah I guess the funding could take a bit, in my area they can actually get funding queries answered pretty quickly, but I'm not sure on full funding sign off as ours was a bit different, I guess it differs area to area. @Missgoldilocks how long was it for your sister & btw has she tested? 🤞🏻

@Justanothercyster another dirty NYE stop up, how's the head?? Were you in the NY celebrations party in Dubai??💥

Titles in my mind are whirring, I might consider something about 2021 NY babies but I may leave those to the tamer threads eh? 😂

Thanks @Minster2012 and thanks for calling on @Missgoldilocks! How are you and your sister?
And you're right with the title suggestion being more for the tamer threads 😂

Lockdown lovin, fluffy foofs, squinty lines and foul mouthed ladies rolling into 2021with our legs wide open

Best I could do @Minster2012 🤣🤣

Ooooo @Catherinettc that's bloody good. Might be using that 😂

@Minster2012 very welcome takes a bow 🤣🤣 xx

Though we want fluffy wombs not gloomy foofs

Oh god what a typo, not gloomy foofs shit that's not good @Catherinettc 😂🤣

Mmmm maybe gloomy foofs would work even better
You deserve your bow @Catherinettc 😂🤣

@Minster2012 i can't even see my foof to tell u if it looks gloomy 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣 xx

@Catherinettc that is an epic title name you definitely deserve a bow for that.

I’d love to say I might participate in dry January but the Prosecco is calling my name loud and clear 😂