TTC BUS 26 - Stifling chilli foofs with paprika pants & telling Flo 🧙🏻‍♀️she ain’t in our support bubble

[Minster2012]

Flo app telling you AF is due?? Femometer telling you ovulation was a different day? Is that line a high /low/peak or a pube on your OPK?
When TTC feels like a proper TWATFACE, we’ve got each other’s backs. We’ve had trolling TTC charts, f**k boy bodies and a few of us are giving up and handing our bodies to the fertility doctors instead. Maybe they can do a better job eh?

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, be it DTD, SMEP, syringe, IVF we don’t care 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ BORIS CAN’T PENETRATE OUR SUPPORT BUBBLE (urgh there’s a nasty image)
⁃ Pets, toys & accessories invited too, Rampant Rabbits 🐰, Fleshlights & dice
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
⁃ We are all about the support

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

10 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Another sneaky @laceymermaid in at the end!

still time for Christmas BFPs and for @Minster2012 to get thrown off Mumsnet 🤪

Happy new year @Justanothercyster 🥳 and happy new year soon to everyone else in the UK. I'm sure many of us (hopefully all!) will have happy news some time in 2021. @Minster2012 definitely wins for best Hogmanay post 😃 🥂 cheers

@DKDK123

Thanks ladies, I'm over my wobbler now, think it was just because I wasn't expecting her to call and it was a lot to digest unexpectedly that it threw me. I'm going to shove it to the back of my mind until I hear what the fertility clinic say, no point in worrying just now there's still a slim chance I might get a sticky bean before then, hitting your peak on new years eve/day has gotta be some unwritten lucky fertility rule right 😉

Fingers crossed it is for us xx

[quote Juno231]@DJmum83 yay for you getting your peak! Glad you got some dtd in there as well. My LH didn't budge from yesterday so perhaps will get a peak tomorrow? DTD'd yesterday and day before though so done well so far. Well done for losing 2.5 stone BTW! What kind of a time period was this over? And I hear you on feeling sexier for DTD - I feel so much hotter even if I only lose half a stone!

@AHobbyaweek @Dollybird89 @Minster2012 @DKDK123 I love reading and can easily read a book per day when on hols but this year I've let it slip due to TV/MN/Ps4 lol. One book a month feels easy to achieve but will then hopefully spark the habit again and prompt me to read more! I did this a few years back and ended up reading 9 books before the end of Feb so it worked well for me that year :)

@AHobbyaweek holy moly congrats! A new year's bfp what a way to ring in the new year! Have you told OH?

@vil10 zika wise... The odds are super low (like super low!) so you could just do it anyway? And if not, schedule a private zika test for when you're back so you don't have to wait the 3 months :)[/quote]
@juno I started slimming world in March so 9 months roughly.
Fingers crossed for that peak tomorrow new year new start xx

Just popped on to say happy new year to you all and there is @AHobbyaweek with a bloody bfp 🎉🎉 congratulations!

@Minster2012 I bloody love you-your post was just brilliant-I've said it before and I'll say it again if you wrote a book or even a blog I'd read it regardless of the topic because I just love your way with words 😂😂 hats off to you remembering so much about people! Honestly of anyone deserves a bfp in 2021 it's you and I hope so much you get it. 😘😘

Happy new year and here's to everyone getting up the duff asap 😘😘😘

That was epic @Minster2012
Happy new year. There will be sore heads tomorrow 😂

@Minster2012 absolutely love your new year post.
You should be a writer..
Enjoy getting drunk, here's to 2021 lots of good laughs, shagging and being happy xxxx

Happy New Year!! Here’s to lots of BFPs thanks so much for all of your support over the last year. Much love to you all x

Wow @Minster2012 that's fantastic! Happy new year, ladies ❤️🤩😘

Haha @Minster2012 that was a post and a half! Love it!
Happy new year everyone, praying you all get off this damn bus or that it just turns into a forever bus 😘 but full of babies xx

Awww thank you ladies but drunken but good night @Justanothercyster love that 😂😂love from the yorkshire pups who snoozed through NY!

Happy New Year! I hope it brings bucket-loads of baby dust for everyone.

I didn't respond but @Minster2012 I thoroughly enjoyed the butt-flap pyjama saga. Cheers to the amazing new year-in review post as well. Hopefully 2021 sucks balls less than 2020.

Congratulations @HelgaK another bfp to end the year 🥳

Love the mammoth post @Minster2012, maybe your new years resolution should be to set up a blog. I know we'd all subscribe!

Happy new year ladies 🥳 DS has decided that 4.15am is wake up time today, he's clearly keen to start the year 😴

Well sorry to not be starting the year of with a BFP but started bleeding this morning so guess af was just messing me around. Oh well onwards and upwards new year new cycle.

Happy new year ladies!!! I wish you all the best for this year and all the baby dust in the world🌟👶🏼
I wasn't very active last night so I'll reply now!!

@Florence13 I really hope I am but it's only 3 cycles!! I just hope one of them is kind to me!!x

@DKDK123 I bet it was a lot to take in, but like you say, wait and see wait the fertility clinic say x

@Juno231 me and OH still need to discuss it really but I think that's what I might do, just both of us get a test when we get home, I wouldn't want to risk trying when we're there although it would probably happen because I'd be relaxed!!

@Minster2012 absolutely loveeee that post!!! Amazing!!

@Florence13 so sorry for af!! What a tease! Like you say though, onwards to the next cycle x

That made me chuckle reading that post @Minster2012 but made me feel all warm inside, knowing we have all supported eachother in ways maybe we haven't had the support in real life. Its been a tough year for us all but here's to plenty of bfps in 2021! 🤞
On the note about up suck vacuum foof at time of orgasm, I shall try my hardest to contain myself 😂 but have to say it might be hard as OH always makes me orgasm first (ego thing I think LOL)
And I've started seven seas too...gotta work right? Worked for @lucyrp and a few others, also got the myo inositol on the go and vitamin B6 to help shorten my cycle. Gonna try the CB digi opks again too.

Who else hates fireworks as an adult? My poor dog came running upstairs throughout the night and into dd room which keep waking her up too, on the plus side we were all up about 11.50pm so up for the Big Ben bongs 🥳🎉 happy new year though ladies! I know ive been MIA a fair bit recently but was trying the 'relax' approach...safe to day didn't work 😂 FF doesn't have ovulation down til March 😳 and I've still not ovulated so am on CD54... so another long cycle :(

How was everyone's NYE? Xx

Happy new year everyone. Wanted to pop up and join this thread 37 and TTC number 2, have a 3 year old daughter.

Congratulations @helgak
Sorry to hear that @Florence13, that was quite a tease. How are you feeling?
Welcome @llemma

@Florence13 sorry about AF. Shit isn't it. I'm still feeling pissed off (day 4). And not that optimistic about a new year......

@Hopeful110 i hate fireworks. Stresses me out. I worry about my horses (not at new year, but in November) and I used to have a dog that hated them. My current dog is fine and doesn't notice them. But I've got a foster dog here, and he was really unsure. So we couldn't go to bed until they all stopped. But they make me anxious and I can never sleep if they are going off either.

I dunno- in on a proper downer about all of it today. The ridiculous covid drama that feels it'll never end. The ttc drama that'll never begin (if they get a blood test right, we are now in tier 4 so probably delays anyway) and I'm racing to 40. I always find January depressing because it's my birthday. 🤣 And we can't even do anything. 🙄

Aaah congrats @AHobbyaweek what a great way to end the year!

Happy New Year everyone! Sending you all luck and baby dust for 2021 and hoping to see many many more BFP very soon.

@Vil10 thank you and yes trying to be positive with it being the new year.

@Katao I have to admit felt deflated as I was really getting my hopes up after the random brown spotting a couple of days ago. But I can’t do anything about it just got to keep going.

@paintfairy thanks hun it really is isn’t it?

@TTCAbroad ha ha butt flap pj saga love that!!

@Florence13 😭😭😖😖😫noooo damn it what a bitch witch

@DKDK123 4.15 god I remember that & it makes you think do we really want that again??? Hmmmm

@Hopeful110 March? Put your body down with the fuck boy crew eh?! But add to the March BFP crew though hopefully hopeful 😚I have to say I love fireworks, sorry! But yeah if they wake ppl up & dogs then that's a shitter

Welcome @llemma to the crazy gang! Happy new year!

@paintfairy we'll get you through the January Blue's at least we'll try anyway xxx

Hmmm a blog. Maybe
1st blog entry, where's my bloody dog disappeared off to whilst I've been writing this walking them. Fuck.

@Minster2012 she is the biggest bitch ever but onwards and upwards to the next shagathon. Also eagerly awaiting your blog and haha I did the same with my dogs but they do always come back eventually 🙈

Happy new year every one!
Excellent post @Minster2012 seven seas ahoy!
Congrats @AHobbyaweek and @HelgaK
Let’s hope everyone else gets kicked off the bus in 2021! 🤞🏻

@Minster2012 great post my lovely, thank you! You're very thoughtful in remembering everyone in this shit journey of ttc. Happy new year to you and all the lovely ttc ladies on here 🥳 I'm hungover and got to bed at 3am last night so still in bed at mo! Will catchup when my vision is less blurry 🥴

@Florence13 yep luckily my dogs found me. I would say I found them but I can confirm that same as @notyetamumbuttrying I also sent a message to someone at 2.33am so I was happily pootling back towards our house when my dogs pounded back past me going "SURPRISE DID YOU MISS US?" 🤪😜, they don't stray far they know where the food comes from😂