TTC BUS 26 - Stifling chilli foofs with paprika pants & telling Flo 🧙🏻‍♀️she ain’t in our support bubble

[Minster2012]

Flo app telling you AF is due?? Femometer telling you ovulation was a different day? Is that line a high /low/peak or a pube on your OPK?
When TTC feels like a proper TWATFACE, we’ve got each other’s backs. We’ve had trolling TTC charts, f**k boy bodies and a few of us are giving up and handing our bodies to the fertility doctors instead. Maybe they can do a better job eh?

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, be it DTD, SMEP, syringe, IVF we don’t care 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ BORIS CAN’T PENETRATE OUR SUPPORT BUBBLE (urgh there’s a nasty image)
⁃ Pets, toys & accessories invited too, Rampant Rabbits 🐰, Fleshlights & dice
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
⁃ We are all about the support

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

10 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Another sneaky @laceymermaid in at the end!

still time for Christmas BFPs and for @Minster2012 to get thrown off Mumsnet 🤪

Oh and of course in true 2020 fuckflake style I did actually order that to arrive for you for Xmas @DJmum83 but y'know, it's f'ing 2020 so 🤷‍♀️it's late. Soz. Fuck it.

@Dollybird89 😂😂sleep & POAS will come.

@Franklydear he would prob like it the S&M boss boy freak. Urgh.

So ladies cos I've got another cycle coming up I tentatively looked at the ivf threads. Guess what?
No pegging talk to be found?? WTAF?? It's all vitamins this, healthy eating that, no Sex for the entire cycle. So yeah, I'll fit right in. 🤔🤦🏼‍♀️

@Minster2012 i think I'll give him the silent treatment instead, he's surely enjoying that, love the ornament, the IVF threads will get you thrown out of Mumsnet

What on earth. Missed most of today and I'm trying to quickly catch up (DH moaning I need to turn the light off) and just reading about pegging. 🤣 Let's just say that DH likes to give but certainly wouldn't agree to receive. 😆

@DJmum83 wow, sounds very stressful! I don't bother with people any more that just take.

@Franklydear the aibu post was sad. Definitely not ok.

@Minster2012

Night *@DJmum83* and happy new year!! Happy shagging into the new year!

As an extra special early New Years present for you...I've got you a 2020 FUCKFLAKE I know I know I treat you the best 🥰🤩cos 2020 can do one

Love this xxx Have a good 1. Hi ho hi ho it's off to work I go 😭😭 xxx

@Minster2012 fuck flake! 🤣 I think we all actually need one.

@DJmum83 I've just caught up from yesterday and so sorry to hear what a rough time you're having, no wonder you're stressed!! You need to take some time for yourself and put yourself first!!

@notyetamumbuttrying it's definitely a start isn't it! We're doing dry jan, with lockdown anyway it doesn't make a difference, we can't go out anywhere! You'll definitely be able to do if ivf if you're incentive!!💪🏽

@Florence13 it is really hard after indulging over Christmas but I feel like I need to, I feel disgusting after everything I've had these last few weeks!!

@Minster2012 im definitely not at the minute! Mumsnet bus takes on new healthy lifestyle💪🏽😂Also look the fuck flake!! And fuck the ivf threads off, you don't need them boring ones!!

So got some lovely 🍆 this morning before OH went to work, and I was soo tight, he loved it!! I mean not that I'm usually gaping open or anything but this is probably the longest we've gone without DTD because of af and he's been working so think maybe that's why!

There we go....

@paintfairy fuckflakes for all! One even glows in the dark ooooooooo I hear you say, don't fight over it all at once!

@Vil10 get on it, the healthy eating, that is, you've already got on the dick BOOM! Tight as! Love it!

@Dollybird89 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻😘

It's NYE ladies get your glad rags on we are staying IN IN!!

@Minster2012 I know you are trying to throw me off the bus but I’m just far too comfy in my seat haha. Loving the fuck flakes absolutely perfect for 2020.

Happy NYE everyone!

@Minster2012 no plans to get on the pegging bandwagon I am afraid. I would quite like to try it but DH said "no fucking way", I think he is hesitant
The IVF threads sound...dull. Also no sex basically for a month!?!?!

@Franklydear I agree, no cat for you! Hope your first day back goes well.

I love reading and could do 1 a month easily, I just spend the time reading mumsnet or knitting instead. the bath is my main reading place but I end up a prune easily as I lose time.

What is everyone ding for NYE? I plan on chilling and knitting. like every night fun...

So 10dpo according to natural cycles app so did the really naughty thing this morning and POAS. Was catching up with the thread while waiting and there is a squinty line!
Well no booze for me and many more sticks will be pissed on over the next few days!

@Florence13 see pic 😂

OMG @AHobbyaweek you just casually threw that in there!! Where's the pic?! So now you'll be knitting & not drinking 😘🤞🏻🙌🏻whoop whoop!

Love the way that lots of the women on here are up for pegging & all of a sudden the Ken are like "I don't think so" when it's their turn to get nailed 😂

Look what I just got? Happy new year 😂
Xxx

@DJmum83 congratulations!!!

My squinted picture below and one with the contrast up. It is clearer in real life. I do have a FRER that might come out soon.

@AHobbyaweek oooo 🙌🏻🤩sneaking in a BFP in Dec there!! Get you!! Whoop whoop!!! That jury service did you good! 🥳

@DJmum83 alllllllll that spare time you have right these 4 days 😩😜

@Minster2012 brilliant 😂

@DJmum83 aww yay!! Get on it girl.

@AHobbyaweek aww yay!! How exciting!!

So my brown loss I had yesterday stopped after a few wipes and I’ve got completely normal discharge today. My boobs are also still tender. But is implantation bleeding a bit of a myth really?

Bfn for me @minster2012 but congrats to @djmum83 !! I'll keep holding out with good vibes until af arrives but I really wanna drink tonight now

Happy New Year's Eve lovelies!! Let's pray for lots of baby dust for 2021 👶🏼✨

@AHobbyaweek ooh exciting, sending lots of sticky baby dust your way!! 🥰

Hey everyone, sorry for the crazy person messages before and then disappearing. Realised after the ensuing panic attack that my mental health isn't perhaps as good as I thought it was, so disappeared for a bit. Just wanted to pop on to wish everyone a very happy new year - here's hoping 2021 brings us everything we want! Xx

@Dollybird89 sorry for the BFN & really a drink isn't gonna make any difference, ppl drink & don't know they were preg all the time why not have one or a spritzer? Hoping it's too early like @blodyn91 was 🤞🏻

@InkyPaper don't apologise! Hope you are ok 😘

@LB20xx 🥳🙌🏻you too lovely!

@Florence13 let's go with yes, it def is a thing & you've had it!! 🙌🏻🤞🏻

Hello all, I've not had a chance to catch up but just wanted to say Happy New Year's Eve :) hope everyone has a nice one despite the shitty circumstances 😖

Af started for me today and I've had an anovulatory cycle for the first time ever, probably due to flying etc. I've posted a pic in case anyone wants to see what it looks like on a chart 🤷🏼‍♀️

Let's hope 2012 brings us some better luck hey girls! 🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉

Omg @ahobbyaweek how exciting to seek a BFP in on nye 😁🎉 congratulations!!!

@florence13 implantation bleeding isn't a myth. It just doesn't happen for everyone... And I had a bit of brown spotting twice in the 1st few weeks of my pregnancy so its not necessarily a sign af is coming... I'm keeping everything crossed for you. How many dpo are you? When do you think you might test? Xx

@Minster2012 this is all such a head mess 🙈

@Justanothercyster sorry to hear af arrived. Happy new year to you to.

@Sausage1990 aww thanks for that. I am probably 16dpo now period was due two days ago which is when I had the brown spotting. I really don’t know when to test as really though af was coming but now she hasn’t turned up. I guess it would be a good way to start 2021

@AHobbyaweek omg! And what a date to get it
Morning, just casually having breakfast....

@Florence13 test at midnight, so you get a bfp in both 2020 and 2021