TTC BUS 26 - Stifling chilli foofs with paprika pants & telling Flo 🧙🏻‍♀️she ain’t in our support bubble

[Minster2012]

Flo app telling you AF is due?? Femometer telling you ovulation was a different day? Is that line a high /low/peak or a pube on your OPK?
When TTC feels like a proper TWATFACE, we’ve got each other’s backs. We’ve had trolling TTC charts, f**k boy bodies and a few of us are giving up and handing our bodies to the fertility doctors instead. Maybe they can do a better job eh?

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, be it DTD, SMEP, syringe, IVF we don’t care 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ BORIS CAN’T PENETRATE OUR SUPPORT BUBBLE (urgh there’s a nasty image)
⁃ Pets, toys & accessories invited too, Rampant Rabbits 🐰, Fleshlights & dice
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
⁃ We are all about the support

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

10 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Another sneaky @laceymermaid in at the end!

still time for Christmas BFPs and for @Minster2012 to get thrown off Mumsnet 🤪

@Dollybird89 test tomorrow! 12dpo should be pretty conclusive! Good luck with the referral.
@lucyrp so am I, but Dh is not 😂 I threaten him with this a lot @Minster2012 but I get told to eff off. Shame eh! 🤪

@notyetamumbuttrying oh god I'm totally nervous now ha!
@minster2012 pegging deffo not gonna be a trend I try out lol . I've gotten into just enjoying doggy for now lol hits all the spots lmao

@notyetamumbuttrying we've got there once or twice a long time ago but haven't been able to do it recently 😩😂😂

@Franklydear shit I forgot you had to go back and I'm not actually working with you. Damn. You will find him perfectly cordial with you I'm sure.

@lucyrp seeeeee we boosted love honeys sales! Maybe pegging will help with the sickness?

@Juno231 I'm blushing from your comments rather than putting my ass on show! Thank you! I was fully prepared to wake up to an "AIBU - would you put your arse on show for all of MN in the onesie of the season??" Get your dick peak or no peak & that's awesome on the weight loss, I do a lot of Pilates & then only a bit of HIIT at home other than dog walking that's it but the Pilates is so good for legs & bum

@Dollybird89 test!! Let's hope you can cancel the infertility appointment like @lucyrp 🤞🏻it's all that doggy style!

@Florence13 I know we keep finding these reasons why we are getting it wrong 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying I think your OH doesn't like me 😂

@Dollybird89 test in the morning! 🙏🙏
Ok I'm going to have to Google pegging aren't I.... I suspect the closest I get to pegging is hanging the washing out 🤣

@Minster2012 I am not so sure, last time I spoke with him, he hung up on me, he was so cross I wouldn’t leave my son to go to work cos he needs me, after that I only spoke on the phone with a more senior manager, he didn’t answer a text the day after, so I didn’t text any further,...
I don’t imagine dh would contemplate pegging, not sure I would want to, really....

@Minster2012 definitely big girl pants are on 2021 is our year.
Have said it all to him now and it feels good getting it out.

Right girls what's our New Years resolutions going to be?
@Minster2012 has hit mine on the head and that is what I am aiming for me. More me time and more saying NO.

@Franklydear hope going back to work goes ok. Good that he has left you in peace.

@Juno231 families are tough.
Great about the high reading I think we are going to ovulate round about same time.
Finally got a faint line on Lh strip there so I think peak will be Friday maybe ovulate Saturday. Let's bring in 2021 with lots of hit sex and make a baby.

Xxx

@Dollybird89 test tomorrow and good luck hope you have to cancel appointment xxx

Pegging just googled it 😂😂 don't think my hubby would be up for this at all xx

@BlondePotter I put a handy link below! I'm not sure I'd want to "peg" out my onesie 😂and maybe you could peg him rather than shag him?!

@Franklydear I'm not sure your busy Spanish schedule has time for pegging 😂. You can cope with boss boy! What's your resolution?

@DJmum83 "hit sex" see you are getting into the pegging way 🤣my resolution is to give less gucks about hiding things. Hence telling ppl about the ivf. It's so draining anyway I can't be arsed with the extra drain anymore this last time 😩

@Minster2012 I know, wonder if subconsciously it’s because we all just want to stay on this bus really 😂

😂 wasn't expecting this pegging chat. I honestly don't know how anyone can go via the back end haha when my husbands even accidentally went near there I always shout NO maybe we are boring 🙃

I'm doing no new year resolutions. Given up on those after this year!

Anyone got much planned for tomorrow night? We've got a family zoom quiz but other than than it's just going to be me and DH at home with some champagne and he wants to bring in the bells DTD haha sounds all right to me.

Should I change my username to 202mission or keep 2020 🤔

Haha loving the ladies googling pegging right now 😅 @BlondePotter your washing comment made me lol

@DJmum83 TTC aside I'd like to lose 1,5 stone as part of my resolutions - as well as reading minimum a book per month and lowering my RHR.

@Dollybird89 fingers crossed for you 🤞

@Minster2012 my resolution is going to have to be to extricate bossboy from my life, and mind, and nit allowing him to be so intense and consuming, would be easier to fuck the guy...

@Franklydear glad to hear you're not giving up TTC anytime soon 😃

@Minster2012 that sounds like a good New Years resolution. It's good to talk.
Hopefully you will get some good news next week when clinic opens.

@Juno231 I have recently lost 2.5 stone and it feels amazing I actually feel so much sexier when DTD with hubby.
Here's to 2021 xxx

@Franklydear sounds like boss boy is needing a good pegging 😂😂
Xx

@2020mission surprisingly, is dh who is not ready to give up!

@DJmum83 yes! with something pointy, I could tied him up too....

@Florence13 trust me I want to throw you off the bus, why do you think I flirt with Mumsnet danger 🤣🙈you need to go in the fight hole😆

@2020mission I shout that too. Very profusely. Despite a onesie. I think you should keep your username. Your mission started in 2020 as did we, we e only just got the hang of name changing @BlondePotter & @Justanothercyster 😂

@Juno231 a book per month 😱wow!

@Franklydear actually LOLLING that's brilliant. Never give him the satisfaction!!

Well now my boss boy comment looks weird...@Franklydear @DJmum83 pegging with something pointy is much more appropriate 😂

@Minster2012

Well now my boss boy comment looks weird...**@Franklydear* @DJmum83* pegging with something pointy is much more appropriate 😂

😂😂😂 I'm off to sleep ready for my 4 days of double shifts I won't be on much so will speak to you all next year.

Have a lovely new year you special bunch of ladies. Very thankful to you all for letting me blow of steam.

@Juno231 happy shagging over the next few days hopefully I manage and I'm not too tired after work. We can start 2021 in our TWW

Night night all xxx

@Minster2012 defo can’t cope with him, something pointy and sharp

Why is it the minute I think bout testing I become obsessed and want to test immediately! Dam brain 🙈

@juno231 1 book a month... I hope you achieve this.. I love reading... currently reading Sylvia day crossfire series... on my second book in 2 days! Got 7 more different books coming tomorrow too! Sooo many books hahah

Night @DJmum83 and happy new year!! Happy shagging into the new year!

As an extra special early New Years present for you...I've got you a 2020 FUCKFLAKE I know I know I treat you the best 🥰🤩cos 2020 can do one