TTC BUS 26 - Stifling chilli foofs with paprika pants & telling Flo 🧙🏻‍♀️she ain’t in our support bubble

[Minster2012]

Flo app telling you AF is due?? Femometer telling you ovulation was a different day? Is that line a high /low/peak or a pube on your OPK?
When TTC feels like a proper TWATFACE, we’ve got each other’s backs. We’ve had trolling TTC charts, f**k boy bodies and a few of us are giving up and handing our bodies to the fertility doctors instead. Maybe they can do a better job eh?

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, be it DTD, SMEP, syringe, IVF we don’t care 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ BORIS CAN’T PENETRATE OUR SUPPORT BUBBLE (urgh there’s a nasty image)
⁃ Pets, toys & accessories invited too, Rampant Rabbits 🐰, Fleshlights & dice
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
⁃ We are all about the support

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

10 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Another sneaky @laceymermaid in at the end!

still time for Christmas BFPs and for @Minster2012 to get thrown off Mumsnet 🤪

@Franklydear same as us here

@paintfairy I bloody hope they can

@DKDK123 thankyou hun! Fingers crossed for us all! 🤞

@Minster2012 - just weird belly not so much crampy but maybe a smidge! We shall see what happens, I saw lots of you on the FF app which I had never seen before but downloaded it a couple of days ago and it seems really good!!

Omg @Minster2012 can't believe you put your ass on the internet 😂😂 glad your pjs turned up enjoy!

@DKDK123 well that's a bit frustrating onbt bf e scan but hopefully hu oes better next time.

@2alreadywantanother sorry you feel that way but understand where you are coming from. Sometimes you just need to live in the now and be thankful for what you have. Take care love x

@DKDK123 🙈 not sure how i managed to mess up that comment so badly! Frustrating about the scan. Hopefully goes better next time.

Also meant to say sorry @lucyrp that you aren't feeling well. Hopefully it passes soon.

@Katao ha ha well I'm just relaxing in it now 😂

@HollieL567 quote of the day "I've seen a lot of you all on FF" well, I guess that was til my ass popped up today 😝 oooo I hope the weird belly isn't just something you ate 🤣. You'll get used to my humour don't worry 😘

@Minster2012 haha thanks no pressure then like 😂 my husband would literally be in his element if I bought that onesie.

@notyetamumbuttrying thank you

@DKDK123 thank you also keeping my fingers crossed otherwise I’ve become a psycho symptom spotter 🙈

@Florence13 are you gonna test tomorrow or the day after? There's still time to get a onesie but it might not be needed, his work might be done 😉

@Minster2012 I can’t decide a part of me really wants to test in the morning but if it’s a BFN then I know I’m out and I’ve made all my symptoms up. Although I def have sore boobs that one isn’t made up. Haha think I would still get a onesie I think I would struggle without sex.

@Florence13 well see how you feel in the morning then and we can all think allllll the luck in the world 🥰😗

@Minster2012 my DH asked what I was laughing so hard at. Not sure how to say it was about what might happen to you if you wear those PJs to bed!!

@AHobbyaweek 😂🤣knickers are now back in place in bed but onesie a definite success! I can confirm it's only really good for action from behind 😉😆

There will be a few ppl who try & catch up who won't see the "funny side" of my picture, so to speak...I did leave it there for about 6.5 hours so there may still be memes all over the internet when I wake up of "bored housewife in sexy Santa get up" but seeing as our thread is always on the active list it's a case of you snooze you lose 😆

Honestly, i just said to DH Femometer says (if my body were normal) today is OV day, & in our "normal sex pattern" we've done full SMEP plus twice on some days. Except with condoms for a few in last couple of days. If only it worked eh?! I felt the need to apologise. ☹️oh well onwards & upwards

For god sake @Minster2012 I go away for a couple days and come back to u having ur arse out! 🤣🤣🤣 but sounds like ur having lots of fun 😉

Just on to say hello and see how everyone is doing 🙋‍♀️

@Florence13 I have everything crossed for u ❤

Nothing much to report here. Still can't stop eating 🤦‍♀️ i wouldn't mind but its all sweets and chocolate 🤣 if I'm not careful I will be the size of the birthing ball when I go into labour 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣

@Minster2012 omg that onesie 🙈 Looked great on you, so jealous of your body! My DH actually mentioned about those onesies a few days ago, and I rejected his idea 😅 might need it now tho....

So just an update, AF due today, my faint lines from 11dpo up to 14dpo was still faint and didn't progress, took temp this morning just to check if I should expect AF, and it has dropped, so fully expecting the witch to arrive today. 2nd CP in 3months 😩 wondering if I should call the doctors and see if they can check what is wrong, altho with lockdown, not sure if they would bother. Back to chasing for that 2021 baby!!

@Catherinettc 😝😛ha ha soz mate, you know the score here, 🏎 I actually just nearly put the picture into our "December" month photo book yesterday cos it sums up a few things & i thought it would be funny to look back on in years but didn't 🤣. Stop eating!! Order. Did that work? I mean it's breakfast time though 🤔what to have? A 🍑?

@Mrsbear1122 damn it on the CP, so sorry to hear that, big hugs. @DKDK123 asked her doctor about it after a number so any advice? I don't know if they take testing early seriously? Some hopefully would, I guess there will always be old school ones that don't. Def find a onesie on sale, maybe one with more at the front though I'm not sure he didn't also do that on purpose! 😉

@Florence13 no witch I hope 🤞🏻🥰

@notyetamumbuttrying I said that to her, but she's nervous there could be something that you can't spot like something with his sperm or her tubes, I said to her there's no point in worrying about what could be's!

@Minster2012 we're both at the same stage, been TTC for the same amount of time so that definitely helps! Yeah I'll pick some up today I think, won't do any harm starting them a bit later will it!

@DKDK123 I'll pick some up today I think!

@Mrsbear1122 so sorry to hear about your cp!!

Is anyone due to test in these next few days? I feel we're in need of a BFP!🤞🏼

Unfortunately have some brownish loss on wiping this morning so haven’t tested. Weird though because I normally get pink before the start of af. Sorry tmi. But looks like the witch is on her way.

Oh no @Florence13 let's hope it's nothing anyway. And nothing is TMI, you know that, hugs lovely

@Vil10 def, why not?! I think there's @HollieL567 who is later on in TWW and not sure who else?

@mrsbear1122, I went to my docs after 4 CPs and they ordered blood tests for progesterone check, thyroid problems and diabetes check, ordered a womb scan and referred me to the fertility clinic. I was told due to covid it would be a long wait for the scan but because of my age (36) they'd try push me further up. I surprisingly had a scan date within a few weeks. No further forward with answers as my bloods were all fine and my bladder wasn't full enough for the womb scan to be successful so waiting for another appointment for that but will keep you updated if I get any answers or tips. I know egg quality can decline with age and poor egg/sperm quality can also be a reason for CP, the doc did mention IVF route might be an option if nothing else comes up from investigations.

Sorry to hear the witch might be on her way @Florence13, it always sucks when the symptoms are pointing in the right direction getting your hopes up ☹ If it does come then stock up on prosecco and chocs for new year might as well make the most of the small silver lining and party hoping its your last month of being able to drink.

Here's us all just trying desperately to get pregnant with one and I read this this morn where the woman had multiple ovulation and ended up pregnant while already pregnant with twins! All 3 are in separate sacs too. The female body really is a bizarre thing and the one thing you really should be taught in sex ed is for a large percentage of women, your body will not follow the rule book so have no expectations!
cafemom.com/news/mom-expecting-twins-pregnant-third-baby?utm_medium=sm&utm_content=cafemom_fbpage&utm_source=facebook

@Minster2012 ahhh no. Can't believe you got rid of the ass photo. 🤣 Also- who took this photo for you and what exactly did you say it was for? 🤔🤣

@Florence13 oh no. That's shit. Mine started really brown this month too and I'm sure it doesn't. I hoped you'd get more luck than me.

@Mrsbear1122 sorry to hear that.

Blood test (day 2) shortly for me! I get so anxious going to the dr. I'm not really sure how I'll feel when I do finally get referred! 🙄

@Minster2012 thanks hun.

@DKDK123 I know it really sucks but I shall be ensuring I enjoy the Prosecco for new year haha.

@paintfairy thanks hun hope your blood test goes well.

@paintfairy I'm the same as you I hate going to the doctors that's why it took 4 CPs and 16 months of ttc before I finally made an appointment 🙈

@Vil10 how long they been ttc for again?
@DKDK123 wow how bloody fascinating is that!!
@paintfairy hope bloods go well and they're the right way around this time!!
@Florence13 sorry AF may be on her merry way! X

@Minster2012 I've lost track over Christmas where everyone is in their cycle!

@notyetamumbuttrying since may, so onto their 9th month now, same as me and my OH, but mines 8 cycles 9 months x

@Vil10 ok, at the twitchy stage then so can understand her worries. It'll probably happen next cycle for both of you! Are both your oh's taking wellman conception tablets or similar and getting some exercise in? Best to stop smoking too if either of your oh's do. X

Blood test done. I'm assured it was right. 🙄🤣

@Florence13 yeah at least I can drink and it doesn't matter! I didn't at Christmas because my stomach was off. So I'll make up for it now!

@DKDK123 I hate it too. And dentists. I get really stressed. I used to go dr for pill checks or whatever and even though I know its literally nothing bad- it still stresses me out! Just can't turn it off. I was really hoping we wouldn't need dr intervention for ttc. I'll just see how i go with it. If we ever get the bloody referral.