TTC BUS 26 - Stifling chilli foofs with paprika pants & telling Flo 🧙🏻‍♀️she ain’t in our support bubble

[Minster2012]

Flo app telling you AF is due?? Femometer telling you ovulation was a different day? Is that line a high /low/peak or a pube on your OPK?
When TTC feels like a proper TWATFACE, we’ve got each other’s backs. We’ve had trolling TTC charts, f**k boy bodies and a few of us are giving up and handing our bodies to the fertility doctors instead. Maybe they can do a better job eh?

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, be it DTD, SMEP, syringe, IVF we don’t care 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ BORIS CAN’T PENETRATE OUR SUPPORT BUBBLE (urgh there’s a nasty image)
⁃ Pets, toys & accessories invited too, Rampant Rabbits 🐰, Fleshlights & dice
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
⁃ We are all about the support

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

10 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Another sneaky @laceymermaid in at the end!

still time for Christmas BFPs and for @Minster2012 to get thrown off Mumsnet 🤪

@lucyrp sorry you are feeling rough. Make sure you look after yourself.

@DKDK123 so sorry but the visuals of a foof scan with a sea of jizz made me lol

@Minster2012 OMG BAN COMING. looks amazing though. Very jealous 😉

@Minster2012 yes!! Think I’m going to invest in some and you have an amazing figure!!

Omg @minster2012 I'm jealous! I'd be lucky if I could fit one leg in that LMAO!

@Minster2012 well jealous of your peachy butt, that's one to be proud of!

Well the good news from the scan is that there was no darting involved and she shoved so much lube on the probe that I don't think she'd even have noticed if jizz scooshed out. (I was tempted to ask if the lube was swimmer friendly but I refrained). The bad news is the scan was a complete waste of time as my bladder wasn't full enough to see anything clear enough. I drank more than the amount suggested but because my fibroids squeeze against my bladder only 100ml of liquid was in it and I thought I was going to pee myself I felt so full! Theyre going to re do it another day so more waiting for an appointment and not expecting much more than the same as I can drink and drink but if my bladder is only sitting at 100ml till it feels fit to burst it's not going to get any fuller next time 🤷‍♀️ Ah well just need to keep snagging in the meantime and hope it happens naturally.

*farting even, not darting!

Forgot to tell you the funny bit. I'm lying on the bed hospital gown on, legs in stirrups waiting for the woman to finish lubing up the probe thinking to myself somethings just not right...... then realised I had forgotten to actually take my pants off 😂 Dont think much foof scanning can be done with knickers still on, maybe thats where I've been going wrong with the baby making ha ha

@notyetamumbuttrying tomorrow night sure seems like a good time! Why not try for one more?!

@AHobbyaweek remember me fondly when MN kills me off! Bye bye Minster 😂🙄thank you, it's actually pretty comfy, it's silky material, little drafty though.😝

@Florence13 doooooo it! DH looked VERY pleased with himself! Especially as he came home from work for 2 hours whilst servers were updated saw the postman & I had DS asleep in the car too 😉

@Dollybird89 OMG it's a medium! There would be ppl raging if they got like a bigger size & it's tiny i can only just get it on & have to bend down carefully (for many different reasons 🙈😂)

@DKDK123 laughing at them swimming the scan through the sperm but actually they use lube anyway so it might help!

@DKDK123 I thought you meant sharting 😂🤣 that's weird about the bladder though, god ivf involves a lot of scans like that & I always get told "your bladder is too full!" 🙈

@Minster2012 no danger of mine being too full, its a 13cm wide fibroid that pushes into it so I'm going to need to drink a shit load to try get my bladder to push back against it try to fill. As soon as I have a pint of water I look 6months pregnant and feel like I'm about to piss myself with the pressure, I need to pee every half hour so holding for 90mins was torture there. Next scan should be fun and games trying to get onto the scan table without having an accident if I've got to drink even more 🙈
Ah well it's FW and I'm off work so going to shag the life out my hubby and hope we don't even need to get another appointment. May tell him I need a gift like yours for easier access 😉

@Minster2012 good on you!

@DKDK123 oh bless you sorry to hear the scan wasn’t much of a success but yes fingers crossed you won’t need it hun.

Def tell DH @DKDK123 get on it! Should be a sale on now right 😉 beats feeling uncomfortable from too much water 😂

😂 @Minster2012 I thought the flap would open down to the bottom off the ass. Seems to be crack access mostly haha. Do you think you will be opening the flap often.

I need to stop giving myself too much hope when af will probably be here tomorrow. But I suddenly have tender boobs so have decided this could be a symptom as normally I get them a good week before af and they have only just felt this way 🙈

@Minster2012 banging, also obviously DS did that with a plastic saw

@notyetamumbuttrying yassss🍆

@DKDK123 very annoying with the bladder thing, but hopefully you'll get more from the next scan!! Hahahaha next time go commando!

@Florence13 🤞🏼 for you!

So my friend I was talking about this morning has started with brown bleeding so guessing it's the start of af and she thinks she has thrush too and maybe that's what the bleeding was last week as she's had funny discharge which she thought was a pregnancy symptom, feel awful for her because she feels so shit!!

Thankyou for all being so welcoming! 🤗 And @Minster2012 nice bum 😉🍑 haha, sooo jealous of you all with the snow! 🌨️Wish it would snow here but we are close to the sea so it doesn't happen very often!
Gutted as I think AF may be on her bloody way!! Grr, feels that way anyway!
My supervisor at work who's same age as me has just found out she is pregnant & although I am absolutely over the moon for her as she has had trouble getting to this stage it's made me even sadder for me & I do have to admit has made me feel even more desperate to be pregnant! Think it's just cause it's still all very raw for me & going to be hard thinking It should have been me too. God it's hard being a bloody woman!

@Vil10 thank you ☺️

Girls, I'm CD6 today, had a little bit of brown blood today so think that's the last of af, I didn't order seven seas because they wouldn't arrive until the 6th January, but if i go to boots or the chemist tomorrow and pick some up would it be worth starting them tomorrow on CD7 or would you wait until next cycle??

@Minster2012 yeah I think you're right!
@DKDK123 ha that's a hilarious image 😂
Enjoy shagging the life out of hubby! Think I'll jump mine again tomorrow too 😜
@Florence13 here's hoping lovely 🤞🏾
@Vil10 aw so sorry for her! Getting hopes up is shit! I'm sure it'll happen for her soon tho if they're both young and healthy.
@HollieL567 we all know that feeling too! Here's hoping AF is not on her way though and you're pregnant at the same time!

Just finished bridgerton today, highly recommend for some light hearted entertainment! On Netflix.

@2020mission it def goes down to the bottom of the bottom if I bend over 😂and Ho early you should see the front, there's 2 buttons just above navel and then it's open and I'm a size D boobs so they are basically just out! Otherwise I could genuinely lounge around in it! Waiting for DS to go to bed then I'm actually gonna go put it back on, the only issue is that I don't like going commando else I would wear it quite often I think 🤣

@Florence13 bloody hell a day before AF due there's DEF hope for you. In fact ALL OUR hopes for this week rest on you 😝oh and @HollieL567 too!! Why do you think AF on way @HollieL567? We all get that reaction, definitely. The sadness, sad it's not us. It's a def thing.

@Vil10 gawd for your friend it's so hard isn't it. Least you can talk to her bout it 😩😔

@Vil10 no harm in starting seven seas on CD7, I'd say! I'm trying not to think about them too much as the ladies here have made them seem like miracle pills 😂 I need a bloody miracle to get a sticky bean now anyway!

Who else gets spotting around mid cycle around the time ovulation is likely to be happening? I really don't think I used to get spotting before TTC. That or I was just not noticing as I wasn't TTC 🤷‍♀️

Haha @Minster2012 I can't sleep in PJs at all. I only sleep in PJ bottoms when AF is here but otherwise my husband and me are starkers 😂 that will stop if we have a baby though as with the possibility of little people jumping into bed or having to get up through the night, that won't mix well with nudity haha.

@2020mission it's easy, keep an oversized t-shirt by the bed and slip on it quickly, I don't hide from my son, sounds weirder than it is, .... I go through fases, pijamas, nighties, nothing, t-shirts, pants, no pants. ... depends on the day

@DKDK123 🤣 forgot the pants. I have the bladder of a 90 year old so I always have to drink less than what they say. Otherwise I'll just pee on them!

@Minster2012 ooohhh! Love the photo! 🤣

AF arrived for me today. Which means I can turn up tomorrow for my 110th day 2 blood test. Can they do it right? 🤔

Keeping everything crossed for you that it's a synptom @florence13 🤞

@vil10 it would do no harm to start seven seas now but equally it will do you no damage waiting till your other ones turn up so I wouldn't fret too much either way.

@HollieL567 it's always hard having a reminder, crossing everything that it's your turn for a sticky bean soon.

@Vil10 def get the tablets, docs recommend having something when actively TTC so why not? Cant hurt I think mid cycle

@2020mission oh god I don't mean to sleep in!! I might actually get raped! 🤪no pjs here to sleep in, but knickers, gotta be knickers, gotta be an actual barrier & used to wear a vest to stop tits going to armpits but we have a very hot house now so no vest now even in winter. When DS was born it was the heatwave of summer 2018 so afraid we def scarred him for life sleeping & getting up naked. Prob why he had no qualms bout sticking a saw at my bum 🤨🙄 & the other day said saw was used to "chop daddy's Willy off" as DH got out of the shower & DH corrected him to "daddy's BIG Willy" so I guess that's why he said mummy's big bottom. That's what I'm telling myself.
You will have noticed nothing before TTC I bet!