TTC BUS 26 - Stifling chilli foofs with paprika pants & telling Flo 🧙🏻‍♀️she ain’t in our support bubble

[Minster2012]

Flo app telling you AF is due?? Femometer telling you ovulation was a different day? Is that line a high /low/peak or a pube on your OPK?
When TTC feels like a proper TWATFACE, we’ve got each other’s backs. We’ve had trolling TTC charts, f**k boy bodies and a few of us are giving up and handing our bodies to the fertility doctors instead. Maybe they can do a better job eh?

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, be it DTD, SMEP, syringe, IVF we don’t care 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ BORIS CAN’T PENETRATE OUR SUPPORT BUBBLE (urgh there’s a nasty image)
⁃ Pets, toys & accessories invited too, Rampant Rabbits 🐰, Fleshlights & dice
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
⁃ We are all about the support

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

10 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Another sneaky @laceymermaid in at the end!

still time for Christmas BFPs and for @Minster2012 to get thrown off Mumsnet 🤪

@amy2503 January will be month 9 cycle 8 for me!xxx

@Minster2012 aibu to not interfere in my neighbours silly arguments?
My lovely neighbour has been opening up a bit, and she's been through a lot, bless her, she has finally decided that she'll take help from where she can find it
On other dramas, af definitely here, no doubt

@Franklydear AIBU to sit on the fence literally in between my neighbours arguments? And sorry about AF so sorry hun.

@amy2503 crying is good, and if it is AF I hope it's here and gone before Friday, but still hope it's not 🤞🏻

Christmas quizzing whilst sat at hairdressers!!!

Coz we all love a dingbats...if your brain works like that!

@Vil10 we are quite similar then💛💛💛

@Minster2012 thanks lovely. Stomach and back is aching so much. Wish I didn't have the constant reminder symptoms lol xxx

Christmas themed dingbats they are in case that wasn't clear 😂🎄

@DJmum83 best of luck for the food shop, madness out there!
@Minster2012 I couldn't find the present, apple or bell, but gonna go back again in a sec!!
@Vil10 stunning nails hun! Aw thank you, I'm sure I'll share every update with you all! Yeah it would be great if you're not too far behind her x
@lucyrp perfect timing then! I'm screwed now in bollocky tier 4 😂 I've asked my sister for nail varnish for Christmas so hopefully if I see her on the day I'll do my nails then!
@Minster2012 ohh dingbats, will tackle that in a bit as well! Working my brain this morning aren't ya 😏

@Minster2012 I thought I was doing well when I got midnight mass so quickly but then these are soooo hard 🤣🤣🤣

@Minster2012

1. midnight mass
2. nutcracker?
3. snowball
4. mince pies
5. ?
6. frankincense
7. ?
8. white Christmas
9. ?
10. seasons greetings
11. twelfth night
12. kisses under the mistletoe 13 onwards no idea 😂

@BlondePotter number 3 is easy! My DH's brain doesn't do dingbats, my brain gets them! I love the one from last night but found grumpy Santa & the polar bear hard @notyetamumbuttrying keep going!

@amy2503 back ache could be good!

@skip1986 you still alive? Seen any nice views (surf instructors) lately? What temperature is it for your Xmas???

@Minster2012 found all the ones from the other one now and now realising I've spoiled the dingbats for the others 🙈

Hi ladies, just wanted to pop on to say I hope everyone is ok and enjoying some festivities despite the shit situation in the uk at the moment 💕

Can't believe it's Xmas so soon! 🎄✨

We've been enjoying some sun and just trying to relax over here, bliss. I have yet to ovulate after all the ewcm and the pain and then positive opk :/ no temp shift so I anticipate a long cycle. But not worrying too much about it right now.

Right I've missed wayy too much 😳 love the gifts @Minster2012, you also can't beat lamb 😋 had home reared lamb for sunday dinner.
Just marking my spot and will try and keep up 😬 Nadolig Llawen to you all though, and really hoping for more xmas BFP

@notyetamumbuttrying 😂😂 don't worry more where that came from!

@Justanothercyster heyyyyy so happy you beat the deadline!! Boo to no ovulation but enjoy!!!

I'm sat like pippy long stocking here at hairdressers but hey I've got a turkey sandwich & Prosecco 😆🎄🙌🏻winner!! There may be rainbows in my hair soon

Whoops forgot to add

@Justanothercyster glad you're having a nice time!
@Minster2012 when do we get the answers?! Dh is playing along too! Very jel of your pamper sesh and lunch, enjoy 😊

Errrr how bout if I do another before answers @notyetamumbuttrying give others a chance??

@Minster2012 yeah good idea 👍🏾

So here we go then...toys
One for the young and the ah hem, geriatric of us in here 😂

@Minster2012 loving the entertainment will try and have a proper look shortly!!

@Franklydear definitely think there is an AIBU there haha but sorry about AF.

I’m still in the TWW but Christmas and dissertation keeping me busy so hoping to not turn into a crazy person.

@Justanothercyster glad you got there and are enjoying some sun over Christmas but sorry to hear about the long cycle.

@amy2503 yeah! We'll get there, how does your OH feel about it all?x

@notyetamumbuttrying Thankyou!! I hope it's a quick and amazing process for you🤞🏼

@Justanothercyster glad you've been enjoying yourself!!

@Minster2012 cannot wait to see the hair!!

1. Woody toy story

2.cluedo

1. scalextric

4. 5. 6.connect 4 7.duplo

1. Monopoly
2. Mouse trap

10. 11. 12. 13.jenga 14.paw patrol 15. 16. Guess who 17. 18. Rubix cube 19. 20. Buzz lightyear

I said I wanted a my little pony for Xmas, well...I'm a my little pony!! Eek! This is for those of us that were around for our quiz "my little pony or porn star in the summer...which am I?!"

And yes I'm geriatric for TTC 😂🦄🌈

See if Mumsnet let me do videos I have a lovely video of me showing the underneath bit...it probs took as long as the actual hair itself! Fing hate Instagram! I'm so uncool 🙈

DH said to me this morning "are you just staying platinum & lilac?" Errrr yeah?! My hairdressers said to me...I dreamt of you last night, we did a rainbow underneath...me...yeah sounds cool, why not?!

@Minster2012 that's amazing hair, makes me want to book mine, before we go on tier 4 and they have to close

@Minster2012 I'm loving the rainbow pony hair!!