BUS 25-TTC the messiah 🤰spewing out jizz, jingling balls & BFPs for Xmas 🎄

[Minster2012]

Well ladies....buckle up cos this bus is often more like a 🏎🤣

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, which some of us have been for longer than we care to remember 😜. So whether your glass of half empty, half full, a pint glass, a shot glass (a tic tac container?), a mug of tea, this is where we come to refill it...🥰 Mumsnet is our happy place 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ No judgement
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😊
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ mandatory picture of your 🎄tree /Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ We may stray away from TTC a fair bit
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

7 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Sneaky @lucyrp getting in there at the end 😍

How many more 🤔
Can we birth the messiah???
Or will we get thrown off Mumsnet??

@Newbie0818 your night and morning sounds amazing!! Safe to say my OH won't be getting any rough sex today!! It's frustrating because we both have a few groups of friends and we have quite a balanced relationship where we both might be out having tea or seeing other friends during the week and then make time for each other so I don't mind at all about him going out, and to be fair he rarely does this only when he goes to this particular friends house, but it's the fact I said don't be coming in at 6, so he came in an hour later!! The audacity!! Yes definitely, when he seems half normal at least I'm going to tell him what an arse wipe he's been!

@lucyrp @Minster2012 I will show you all a photo of the room next weekend once new carpet has gone in if you want to see ☺️ don't want to be insensitive showing cute nursery pics if others don't want to see though! And yes defo waddling now especially if stood up for too long my hips and lower back get sooo achey and my legs practically give way if I stand up and try to walk, got to do it in slow stages, defo not a glamorous pregnancy 🙈

@Ltay2 not insensitive, we are all very happy and excited for you, and hopefully one day soon you, for each of us, it’s not all support for the bad times, very happy to support on the good ones too

@Newbie0818 hope so 🤞🏾 there will be for you too! Glad you're watching Emily in Paris, it just made me very wistful and jealous but in a fond, looking back, memory way. Yay to all the sex! We haven't for 8 days now which is quite usual for us during the tww, I'd like to though! We both need to get off our phones first 😂
@Franklydear yay to being Covid free!

Update on OPK tests- so today it's even stronger- those who take them- would you say this is my peak? xxxxx

Morning ladies..... late check in from me after a lazy lazy morning 😴

@Skip86 is totally right Prosecco it turns out is 90% water as I feel fine whoop whoop in that regards, Though unfortunately a heavy 🦐cream pie for someone with bowel issues isn't ideal but anyways! 😂🥴

@AHobbyaweek no scarred animals in the garden, only those from living with me anyway. I believe the rats next door like driving our dogs crazy

@DJmum83 hmmmm your pictures are very dark. Wait until those FRERS arrive. How's DH?? Good luck on the shopping

@Kirky658 sending you lots of hugs darling and you look after yourself lovely, we know the feeling xxxx🥰

@Hopeful110 OMG I'd be so annoyed losing my phone, don't stress too much over OV love, that probs won't help (so annoying that is as well!)

@Juno231 that's like a rollercoaster dip!! What could that mean??

@notyetamumbuttrying OMG dinner and drinks I'm so jealous! I remember that, fucking tier 3. I think we might get out of tier 3 this coming week, if we go into tier 2 does that means households can mix in pubs??

@Franklydear BOOM that's great

@Vil10 mine is exactly like that except it's gone 11am when we had a 7 month old and I sent him a picture of a massive poonami I had to deal with at 7am after he had boys day/night the other year THE DAY BEFORE NEW YEARS EVE so then New Year's Eve the first as a family of 3 he was then in bed at 7pm. I actually could have killed him. You want him??

@Newbie0818 sounds like you are having some of your best sex ever 🥰

Hey @Mococo1 how are you?!!

@Ltay2 I don't mind....don't know bout the others

Picture of my Xmas present from yesterday, country bumpkin slippers

I am going to blame the cramps, nausea and heartburn on indigestion, as all is gone, bit of sore boobs remaining but at cd 20 that would be normal, back to 🥒 state...

@Minster2012 urghhh men are absolute arse holes aren't they!! I think I'd rather have neither idea then!! Also howling at "poonami" 🤣🤣

@amy2503 that's deffo peak!!! Get on that sausage girl!

@Mococo1 thank you! How are you keeping ??🥰

@Vil10 I am a very busy woman so will have to relax in the evenings as much as possible! We just got a tv in our bedroom which is just good timing for me getting pregnant 🤪😂

@Ltay2 ooooo yes would love to see it ! Also the waddling has me giggling 🙊

@amy2503 defo peak! Looks like a dye stealer ?!

@Minster2012 adore the slippers. I want some😍

Wow @amy2503 you don't get a bigger peak than that!! Get on it 🍆🍆🍆

@Franklydear 🥒

@Vil10 you sure you don't wanna swap?? Mine doesn't Hoover, doesn't iron. Only cooks occasionally?? Can projectile vomit up walls after last years Xmas party (he bowed out after 8pm) he came home & as i tried to put him to bed he vomited over my shoulder up the wall through into the en-suite & over the carpet too. Again, see "I could have killed him", I put him to bed went up to check on him 4 hours later & he had weed all over the bathroom floor. I took photographic evidence for "he drove me to it" divorce/defence purposes & quietly seethed in the other room. It's prob best no parties this year. 😂Check your messages lovely

What else have I missed??

@Vil10 I would be SO dark at that!!! I like @Franklydear 's style, those floors looking so dirty all of a sudden......

@Newbie0818 lush sex AND sex dreams! Go girl.

@Kirky658 oh hun so sorry about af. What an arsehole. We'll be here when you're ready xxx

@amy2503 that's one of the peakiest peaks I've seen! 🍆🍆🍆

@Minster2012 and you didn't divorce him?? He's a lucky man!
Worse one from my OH was going out with a mate when I was 6 month preg, mate went home, OH stayed out (yes, by himself), argued with a policeman and got himself arrested, spent night in lock up spewing his guts up, no phone or any other belongings allowed so I had no idea where he was alllll night, until I got a call at 9am sheepishly asking me to come and collect him.
RAGING.
Men are idiots.

Haha @Minster2012 jinx on the triple dick
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😂

@Skip86 oh no unfortunately see other story. My DH has done worse than that, and his brothers are even worse. Mine is pretty good. He knows he has a loose lead. 😂if my DH got arrested like yours he would make his own way back 😂

@Vil10 @Minster2012 @Skip86 @lucyrp thanks ladies- the girls are going to see their mum after tea so I'll definitely be doing that tonight... I'm just glad I haven't missed my chance after last nights antics 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ xxxxx

@lucyrp also I can't get over your news. How long were you trying for again?? I'm so so happy for you 😭😭

@amy2503 me neither ! Umm well it was 16 months but technically 7 cycles which makes it seem a lot quicker but it definitely wasn't. So painful every month either not having a period or having a CP or having a long cycle

@Minster2012 hahahahaha wowww, that's definitely a story for the grandchildren😂😂 why are they such animals when pissing, and somehow they don't know how to clean the toilet?? Mine once went out came in late and I'd got up to go to the toilet, he came in, didn't switch the light on, came to the toilet pulled his pants down and started pissing!!!! Luckily he was far away from me and the toilet so it trickled onto the floor and only a little bit because I shouted that loud he stopped, they're vile!! I'll check now! I'm rubbish sorry, can I check them on the app or does it have to be the browser?xx

@Skip86 oh I'm still not happy, he made bacon butties and is offering to the clean (clean the house I already cleaned yesterday) I'm going to carry on with the silent treatment

@amy2503 don't worry just jump on it!!

Oh god @Vil10 we have so many stories in our group of friends & WAGS about DH & his brothers & mates they are disgusting (yet surprisingly upstanding members of society the rest of the time?) honestly it's a disgrace! We are 36 now & still every time they get drunk we get stories....even in feb this year my DH went to see his brother in London & I got a call from (nearly) SIL disgusted 4 weeks later saying "YOUR DH FUCKING PISSED IN OUR WASHING BASKET & ITS BEEN FESTERING FOR 4 WEEKS AS WE WENT AWAY"... what did I say?? "Dude, that's disgraceful...you don't clear your washing basket before you go away?? Are you a heathen or something?? Least he made it downstairs to your bathroom 😂🤦🏼‍♀️"
it was her OH who slept walked in his boxers (trying to find their EN-SUITE) in the manor house we got married in & opened MY BRIDAL suite room door at 5am the morning of my wedding and tried to get into my bed so I had to walk him back to their room 3 flights of stairs away! ....their friend has pissed into our friends candle in their living room last year & caught it all in there (and yes most of us have kids & we are all mid 30s, we like to have a good time 😂🙌🏻) the weeing thing when drunk in their circle is a bit of a thing 🤷‍♀️
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Okay ladies I need a hand hold please, my best friend had an abortion a few years ago, which I don't have a problem with, we were only young and it wasn't a boyfriend or anything, then in march she had another one (with her current boyfriend) and asked me to go with her (which was hard for me because I'd come off the pill at this point, she doesn't know we're TTC though) she's just text me now telling me she had a miscarriage yesterday, lost lots of blood and did a test and it was positive so she's rang 111, and she just said it sounds bad but she's not bothered because it's not something she wants right now, but how she is talking about it is making me feel so sad, she's just said "sounds bad but at least it ended like that and I didn't have to go to the abortion clinic again", and I understand she doesn't want a baby and I'm not blaming her for that but it's so hard to listen to this, and the fact she has got pregnant 3 times now whilst being on contraception, and she's just not bothered

Oh love @Vil10 I think it's time you told her about TTC & that "sometimes it's not that easy" that should suffice and "maybe she should reconsider her method of contraception" sending you the BIGGEST of squeezes darling I'm so sorry

@Vil10 wow that's not nice at all! I sort of have similar with a friend whose had 3 abortions but she's much older. She had her first one at 30 as she wasn't with the guy properly. Her second and third ones she was 35,36 I think. With a boyfriend but he was no good. She knew he was no good yet went bk to him over n over thinking he'd change and planning these pregnancies, only to terminate them when she realised he hadn't changed! I was with her for 2 of these abortions. I don't really have much advice apart from to keep your distance if you can, I know it's hard when she's a close friend tho. Or, you can tell her you're ttc and you need some space because it's taking longer than you'd hope. X

@Minster2012 well it's been established that your friends and DH definitely like to piss in random places😂 also hilarious come back to SIL about the washing basket!!

@notyetamumbuttrying @Minster2012 it is so hard because we've been through a lot together and I don't want her to think I'm not bothered about her situation, I think I do need to tell her don't I, maybe she'll stop going into so much detail, it's not a nice situation to be in is it! I went with her for the abortion in March too and it really wasn't nice! She's just said that 111 have said based on the what she's said and the size of the clot she lost they think she was about 8 weeks pregnant!

@Minster2012 I love your slippers 😍
Aw hope you do get to tier 2, we'll be tier 3 soon as London! Yeah so you can have dinner outside from peeps in different households or inside of same household and bubble.

@Vil10 yeah defo tell her! She needs to get the coil fitted or something if she's not planning kids for the next 5 years! Or the injection if she's crap at taking the pill.

@notyetamumbuttrying we should go to tier 2 cos actually in our specific area we have 0 cases but we are classed as in Hull & Humber area wise so no idea still 🤷‍♀️though the pub in our village (literally across the road) has been taking bookings & is already fully booked 😱all over Xmas & new year. It's quite a foodie pub & it's not even open FFS

@Vil10 I would def say something, what you say is up to you but just so she knows yes you are there for her but maybe don't want all the details, the difficult thing is we know miscarriages can be hard so does she have other support? Could you actually say because you have been TTC it's opened your eyes to how difficult (or easy) it can be for some ppl, like her or you and how common miscarriages are too, so whilst you want to support her in the fact she doesn't want a baby, what she hasn't known is that actually you do...so it's been a hard time hearing about her year whilst you've been hoping to end yours differently. But you still want to support each other. 💓