Nov Bus 20 - CD1 can suck hairy b*lls

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs
October - 5 BFPs

Upcoming testing dates:
@Juno231 - October 26th
@hrps - October 27th
@dsr87 - October 28th
@runnergirl1 - October 28th
@clairey844 - October 30th
@lilacflower12 - October 30th
@notyetamumbuttrying - October 31st
@2alreadywantanother - October 31st
@katao - November 1st
@BellsB1 - November 1st
@2020mission - November 2nd
@Florence13 - November 2nd
@Joanna1009 - November 5th
@nestinginNL - November 18th
@missgoldilocks - November 20th
@Hopeful110 - November 22nd
@Franklydear - November 22nd
@mrsbear1122 - November 28th

Oh god what must the newbies think of me just posting that 🤣🤣🙈 you'll get used to it, I promise!
Also... wtf is up with my wrinkly wrist 😂

@Newbie0818 that's one hell of a bullet 😳😳😳

@Newbie0818 haha not to worry!! Have you tried the satisfier pro 2?!

@Newbie0818 oh my good god what on earth is that!!😱😂

@newbie0818 I almost spat out my hot dog then 😂😂 (ps no pun intended)

@Franklydear OMG on the non identical twins, I'd stop if I had a pair of twins tbh 😂

@Kirky658 it's surprising twins aren't really common in IVF now, you can only choose more than one embryo for IVF if you are over 35 (even older in some places, 37 I think) and even then the UK human fertilisation board advise against it now as it only improves chances slightly of one live birth let alone two. Massive well done on the second interview, that's such great news 🤗🥰

@dippyegg32 that looks good! I can see it 🤗🙌🏻🥳

@Vil10 that's ok don't stress about just jump on that 🍆🌭lovely

Hey wait that small bullet looks amazing @Newbie0818 but you need the real thing if you are ovulating 😂🤔🙌🏻and totally only saw your wrist when you said it 🤦🏼‍♀️

@littleeggcup and @Siana97 hey welcome! 🖐🏻have a picture of a HUGE pink dildo! 😳

@Hopeful110 testing tomorrow 🤞🏻ooo exciting for you after the taste

@littleeggcup ooh no, although he has bought the satisfier joy so we're just going to head to bed and to enjoy that haha!

@lucyrp @KateColx it's friggin massive 😂😂

@Kirky658 omg hahaha

@Minster2012 yeah, no "bullet" tonight! 🤣

@KateColx hahaha I'm really not lady like with what I say am I😂 I hope so, going to try and DTD tonight then we usually do anyway on Friday Saturday Sunday so hopefully I'm covering all potential days!x

@Newbie0818 Jesus wept what's that!!😂

@Minster2012 im trying to keep zen as the whole point of this cycle was to stay calm😂 stay calm and jumping on that dick tonight!!

@Juno231 😘 My app says Tuesday for ovulation but I'm not tracking so am taking anytime from now and for the next week or so to be my fertile time. We did Tuesday and tonight so hoping to go for every other day, might try for every day when i get ovulation pains or EWCM.
I took my CD1 as Tues 27th Oct although I started spotting the Friday before (23rd) hence starting vitex although I'm a but crap and sometimes forget to take it in the evening but hoping that helps my period not make such a loooong and slow fucking entrance...or in all honesty not appear at all 😂

@dippyegg32 I can see a faint line there 🎉 congratulations 🤞🏻it's a sticky one 🥰

Enjoyed tonights catchup-cum stains, period rage and massive bullets. After a nice bit of 🍆 I'm excited to go to sleep as we have been self isolating since last Sunday (thanks trace and trace lol) and it goes until midnight tonight so tomorrow OH is back at work and I'm taking little one to the park and getting drive thru Maccas for us for lunch. I mean out of isolation into lockdown isn't ideal but at least we can go to work and for a walk

Love to all xxxx

[quote Clairey844]**@Juno231 😘 My app says Tuesday for ovulation but I'm not tracking so am taking anytime from now and for the next week or so to be my fertile time. We did Tuesday and tonight so hoping to go for every other day, might try for every day when i get ovulation pains or EWCM.
I took my CD1 as Tues 27th Oct although I started spotting the Friday before (23rd) hence starting vitex although I'm a but crap and sometimes forget to take it in the evening but hoping that helps my period not make such a loooong and slow fucking entrance...or in all honesty not appear at all 😂

@dippyegg32 I can see a faint line there 🎉 congratulations 🤞🏻it's a sticky one 🥰

Enjoyed tonights catchup-cum stains, period rage and massive bullets. After a nice bit of 🍆 I'm excited to go to sleep as we have been self isolating since last Sunday (thanks trace and trace lol) and it goes until midnight tonight so tomorrow OH is back at work and I'm taking little one to the park and getting drive thru Maccas for us for lunch. I mean out of isolation into lockdown isn't ideal but at least we can go to work and for a walk

Love to all xxxx
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@Juno231 and there's your new thread title...
"Cum stains, period rage & massive bullets"

🤣😂🙌🏻🥳

LOVE IT!

Talking of which @Newbie0818 I just showed DH your new cock (cos have asked DH for a new vibratory for Xmas obs 😝) & he was like oh right is that what you want? & what would you do with that...And of course now I'm squirming around cum stains that are on MY SIDE of the duvet on the inside ALL OVER cos I was on top and the duvet got caught inside and it was my bit. Obviously!

See, the thread title is real

@Hopeful110 good luck testing in the morning 🥰

Hi ladies sorry to be a broken record with this whole MMC business but I have a question for anyone who's expericed a miscarriage. Has anyone experienced like hip ache/pelvic ache/lower back ache after the miscarriage?

I'm experiencing it currently and it's like an achey pain that's really uncomfortable at the top of my thigh right under my bum cheek but also like into my hip and pelvic area. Mostly on the left but a little bit on the left and across my lower back is just achey. I've consulted Dr Google which advised it could be to do with my uterus shrinking back but I don't know. I did experience pelvic pain/ache when I was about 7-10 weeks due to uterus changes but then stopped (I now know because baby stopped growing) but I didn't think you could get discomfort with it shrinking again??

Or is it something else? Anyone had anything like this?

I've got to take another pregnancy test tomorrow morning to see if it's negative after the 2nd round of tablets last week for the retained tissue (which I am so nervous about but that's a separate issue) so I will be calling EPU anyway with the outcome of that test so I can raise it with the nurse when I call but I'm curious.

Hope you're all OK xx

Hi all. Been off here for a few months due to af not coming for 117 days! And after countless blood tests and vitamin d boosters and ultrasound booked for 24th to check everything i started with some really light spotting today so hoping I'm back on the bus. Been dtd regular just in case and been extremely emotional last week or two so fingers crossed 😁👶🤞🤞🤞

@Sausage1990 sounds like sciatic pain to me. Changes in pregnancy can irritate the nerve so maybe equally changes happening due to miscarriage can too. Definitely ask epu though. Hope you are ok and you get a negative test in the morning x

Time for a wee laugh ladies...

All of last night I could smell my partners aftershave in the living room even though he wasn't there and hadn't used aftershave since the night before. He'd had a shower too so I was in full on symptom spotting mode, convinced I had super super sensitive smell. Just mentioned it to him there..... We have the same t-shirt from a concert, I put mine in his drawer by mistake, he put it on (well tried 😂) the other night and then stuck it in my drawer. I'm absolutely gutted and he's killing himself laughing 😭 oh well that's what I get for symptom spotting this early 🙄

Happy Friday everyone 😊

@Gem176 😂 so cruel! Where in the tww are you?

Also for a laugh......I'm soooooo glad I bought this thermometer. It's beautiful. Such a lovely decoration for my bedside table. I love to admire it about a half hour after I get up, sitting there in it's pristine never been used state 🤦‍♀️

@Katao I'm only 5dpo so have absolutely no right to be symptom spotting whatsoever but here I am 🤪

That's exactly why I don't temp, I'd never remember to do it 🙈 barely remember to put knickers on most mornings 😂

@Gem176 oh that's prime symptom spotting territory, when you get a bit further on everything getsa bit more is it a symptom or af. 5dpo if when you are still all hopeful 😃 yes it's exactly why I haven't tried temping until now but I'm bored of all this ttc crap and the charts look pretty so I thought I'd give it a go. More fool me 🤣

@Minster2012 haha, got to get that shag rag in play!

@Katao come on you can do this! Do you not have an alarm that you wake up to ? On my phone I can name my alarms so I named mine Bbt so when I grab my phone to turn it off I remmeber to do my temp !

@Katao I shouldn't symptom spot at all, last time round I didn't get any symptoms until I was 6 weeks. Even then it was headaches and a couple of nosebleeds... thought I had a brain tumour 🙈😂 won't get even close to six weeks before testing this time as if af isn't here on her date I'll be testing, possibly even before if no one stops me 😬

@Katao I'm good thanks. Just keeping myself busy leaving less time sitting overthinking things if u get me. Yeah I might start them today. Cd9 I've plenty here anyway lol. Started taking pregnacare conceive. Was taking proceive (bought on special)
Back doing slimming world and walking. Mad to stand on scales but wont until Monday 🙈
We caught very quick last time and worried now mmc will feck things up. Suppose we didnt expect it to happen so quick never mind happen. But now it did I want it even more. So it "not" happening will be harder to accept really. (And this is why I'm keeping myself busy lol)
But sure what's for you wont pass you ❤

Love that @Gem176 😂🤣I would get rage if I couldn't find out where it was from!

And @Katao I bought a thermometer in may, used it did 2weeks, been sat in my drawer ever since!

@Dollybird89 let's hope you are back on the bus then! That's a very long cycle and a long time to cover DTD for wow!

@Sausage1990 yeah I didn't have any back/hip pain that I can remember, please mention it to EPU and I really hope the tablets did the trick this time 🤞🏻

@Hopeful110 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Sausage1990 I didn’t want to read and ignore but I didn’t experience this. I would ring epu or doctors x

@lucyrp I know, it's ridiculous! I think this is the 4th morning since I meant to start🙈 although was awake half the night so not sure when "morning" was. I don't have an alarm because I just knock them off and go back to sleep 😂 OH has the alarm and I sort of wake up when he gets up but takes a while to engage brain 😬 @Minster2012 I think if i could get to 2 weeks it would at least form the habit but I cant get started at all 😂 @2alreadywantanother you're doing well, positive attitude and keeping busy.

Well I'm cd2. Af the witch showed up unannounced yesterday evening. Fuming!