Nov Bus 20 - CD1 can suck hairy b*lls

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs
October - 5 BFPs

Upcoming testing dates:
@Juno231 - October 26th
@hrps - October 27th
@dsr87 - October 28th
@runnergirl1 - October 28th
@clairey844 - October 30th
@lilacflower12 - October 30th
@notyetamumbuttrying - October 31st
@2alreadywantanother - October 31st
@katao - November 1st
@BellsB1 - November 1st
@2020mission - November 2nd
@Florence13 - November 2nd
@Joanna1009 - November 5th
@nestinginNL - November 18th
@missgoldilocks - November 20th
@Hopeful110 - November 22nd
@Franklydear - November 22nd
@mrsbear1122 - November 28th

@Juno231 that's what happens when you work in catering 😂 kitchen banter is something else. If you've never worked in a kitchen you don't understand but when you first go into it you're like wtf but literally nothing is out of boundaries😂

@Juno231 @lucyrp I was just gonna say that..you talk about dildos with your bosses...OR you have THE MOST high powered job with the biggest secret Santa EVER 😂😂 🍆🍆🍆

@Juno231 if it weren't for the new gym I'd say get outta there😬and you are naming the new thread at 500 right there....winkidink???? Flesh flute???

Anyone got any other..pet names??? WTF???? 😂🤪

@Vil10 buzzing 😉to hear this review!
@Juno231 jeez hun, your work sounds horrendous 🙈
@lucyrp I remember the kitchen bants from my days as a waitress. Good fun apart from the pervy chef! I hope they're better behaved these days?!

@lucyrp tbf I might not be in catering but my colleagues still saw me panic at Cape Town Airport when my bag got searched and I thought security were gonna find my bullet 😅.

@Juno231 electrocute yourself?! Why would someone think it's ok to speak to someone like that 🤦🏼‍♀️

@lucyrp we use them more so when we're drunk, I seem to think I'm a pornstar after 2 gins😂

@Juno231 yeah "love tunnel" got me too!! I definitely recommend something like this!! It's amazing! Also your boss needs to get in the bin!!

@Minster2012 hmm this could possibly be, I wish mine wasn't a tunnel, maybe I'd be preggers right now if it weren't, too much area for the spermies to fall out!

@notyetamumbuttrying that cat 😂 made my night

Hey girlies,
Needed my few days off to have a lot of big cries. Don't think I've got all the tears out yet, and OH and I are in a baaad place, but I think I'll tag along here for a while still. Does make me feel better having this support 🙂

Taken ages for me to catch up and Have probably missed heaps, but will try my best!

@Sausage1990 darling I had bleeding a little for 4 weeks after D&C, and was getting positive HCG tests that whole time. I even got a positive test the day before my first period arrived, which I thought was weird. I doubt I ovulated between D&C and first AF. I was actually really happy when AF arrived because I knew it would flush everything out and could have a clean slate. I hope that's the case for you too, but definitely worth getting checked in case of retained product xx hugs
Just saw your other message. So so sorry you're going through all this. Sending lots of love your way 💗

@Juno231 definitely no 'normal' when it comes to DTD, but I think an average of the sex drives of the two people in the relationship maybe? I'd be happy with once a week, OH would probably like 4, so we usually sit on about 2!
In saying this though, I've actually told him I'm not having sex with him anymore 😬🙈🙈

@Ladybird345 oh love, that's not fair, so sorry about your fading tests. Fck ttc.

@Minster2012 omg those stats on your ivf thread are so sad!! Oh how horrible. I know all losses are horrendous, but loss after the joy of a bfp through ivf must be another level of torture 😭

@Florence13 @Dsr87 @2alreadywantanother

@Runnergirl1 gosh I didn't realise how drawn out your mc was 😢 poor thing. I so hope you get a sticky one soon x

@Vil10 clit sucker!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼😂 have fun girlfrienddd!! Hangin our for your review today.

@Joanna1009 your toy box and note actually the BEST thing I have heard all week!!!!! Amazing. You are awesome.

@Juno231 wtf your finance head said what????!!!! Holy shit, can you report that?
Same here on the toy front! I think I should get some (maybe OH will actually like me again then 🙄) and need suggestions!

So I sent kids off for a sleepover at grandie's on Tuesday, made amazing dinner for OH, music, candles, awesome bottle of red. Thought it was a better approach to soften him up for a serious talk than going in all guns blazing.
But even so, he says no more babies 🙅🏼‍♂️
#muthafucka
We also established that he doesn't love me as much as he used to. Apparently he just 'doesn't have the energy' to love me that much. Wtf does that even mean??
#muthafucka
Confusing, because clearly I am a pretty excellent and outrageously attractive person. What a weirdo.
So anywho, this is why I'm having no sex at the moment. He'll have to go get himself a blow up, or have an affair, or whatever.

Happy Friday! 🕷⚰️🍭

@Florence13 @Dsr87 @2alreadywantanother sorry I meant to write booo to AF, I hope you're all ok xx good thing it's Friday and lots of wine is extra acceptable.

Ah @skip86 sorry to hear that. I agree let him ho without for a while see how that goes, buy urself a sex toy and make sure he knows u got it.

Sex toys lol we use to love them wee bullets @minster2012 mentioned. We has a vibrating ring oh and a big vibrating rabbit (I worked for ann summers lol) he would use it in me, turned him on something serious. But with kids next door to us somehow we got paranoid and stopped. Might pick a small thing up. @vil10 any update on that sucker lol

So had a really shit day yest, feeling very sorry for myself. DH even offered to come home from work to cuddle me 🥰
Sat and had a few beers last night then bed. Feeling better today but its early lol but hopefully the best part of it has passed. God hormones would suck the life outta ya.
Anyway made it to CD 2 lol gona stock up on opks, dont think I'll do bbt as my sleep pattern is all over the place.

@Minster2012 actually funny you should mention secret Santa as we do that every year and my boss bought one of my colleagues a mini dildo once, someone got nipple clamps last year and another year I got a box full of fluffy handcuffs, a Lacy bodice, some lube, condoms, red bull, chocolate spread 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying no chefs at our work really, our boss is a woman and she's classed as the chef but we all cook and its a female dominant workplace there's only 2 men to about 15 women😂

@Juno231 that's a funny story🤣

Morning girls. I've been a bit quiet the last few days just dipping in and out but not commenting. Working on being zen this month! Don't know what dpo I am so that has helped. What do you huys think about testing? Ive given the 1st as my test date which would be cd25. Last4 cycles were between 18 and 25 days so would that be a good text date? No spotting yet which I usually get 2-3 days before af.

@Sausage1990 how are you doing? My heart breaks for you honestly, you are having such a hard time. Can I just say I think it really shows what a lovely person you are that in and out between your mc talk you are giving nutritional advice to everyone 😃 i think that's really kind. I hope things get easier soon.

@2alreadywantanother sorry about af. I know it's probably a good thing really fir a fresh start but I can see how emotional it is too and just wNt to send you a hug x

@Skip86 you poor thing! Do stick with us, we've got you 😘 I'm sorry things are so crap. Honestly "I don't love you as much" is such a cruel thing to say. And doesn't have the energy! He needs to buck up and put in a bit of effort to fixing things. Hope you can work things out. Counselling?

@2020mission how are you? You've been quiet too. How is your laid back ttc going?

@Juno231 and @Newbie0818 wow that's so annoying being told results are back but you can't have them yet. Tease!

Oh god so many typos! 🙈 can you tell i didnt sleep well 😂

I never know what topic I'm gonna wake up to each morning, love this thread 😂

DH and I actually have a few bondage items tucked away... I enjoy being handcuffed, blindfolded and spanked (tmi I know haha). We don't really do it anymore tbh sex has gone very vanilla, don't know why, we should definitely pick it up again!

All our sex goodies come from lovehoney 😉

Well ladies, the clit sucker definitely lived up to its expectations😳 I would definitely say either just lightly use it if you wanna use it all the way through or use towards the end, because after OH went down on me (I almost finished then too) it took me a whole of 3 minutes to orgasm!!

@Skip86 that really upset me reading your message about your OH saying he doesn't love you as much!! Sorry but you were trying for a baby?? So surely if he was questioning his love for you, telling you before you started TTC was the way forward! I really hope you can work through it!! Do you think anything like counselling could help? Really hope you're feeling okay today, sending big hugs❤️

Also probably a very stupid question, but if you have sex at 00:30 which day would you say you've had sex on?😂 I've deleted my apps this month so it doesn't matter really but then I started thinking hmm

@Vil10 have to say I’m also excited to hear your review.

@Juno231 sorry to hear your having such a rubbish week but that is an awful thing to have said!!

@Skip86 so sorry to hear your having such a rough time with OH.

@Juno231 also agree feel the gym is good but are all the people there like that? Because you don’t deserve to be spoken to that way at all!!

@2alreadywantanother love that DH offered to come cuddle you, that's immense, I hope today is better, CD2 can do one as well 😂

@Vil10 I would say it's the next day for the sex if it's after midnight cos if Sperm can life for 5 days and an egg for 24 hours then the time is from that time so that after midnight time. 3 mins!

I also love the fact we never know where the threads are going

However, darling @Skip86 this is big. If DH said that to me I would be asking him to move out for a while to truly think about it and for me too as well. How do you feel? Do you love him as much? I know he's had big family stuff with his parents but you are his #motherfuckabeautifulbombshell wife & mother of his children so his energy should be on you guys first?? What about your business? He can't just treat you like pigeon shit (see what I did there!) sending you so much support xxx

Ps @lucyrp loving your secret Santa

Morning all, @Skip86 hugs darling, I am with @Minster2012, if he wants to rethink, let's do it properly, if not, pull yourself together
@lucyrp envy at your work, my bliss was short-lived, my work is turning into the viper nest it always was, meh
@Vil10 oh my, I never dare to try
I guess few must be upon me ... still chilling

Ladies I need your eyes. Please tell me you can see it x

@Runnergirl1 I see it 😊

@Runnergirl1 I see it too

Thank you ladies. Omg could this be my rainbow. It’s very very faint though. Hopefully the lines get darker 🤞🏻

@Runnergirl1 i see it!!! Oh wishing so much for this to be it for you. How many dpo are you? Is this your second cycle ttc since your loss? How are you? It must be a mix of emotions.

@Vil10 lol I always wonder the same thing