Disclaimer: Psycho B*tches - Sep Bus 16

[Juno231]

June BFPs - 24
July BFPs - 10
August BFPs - 18

September testing dates:
@mrsbear1122 - August 31st
@Juno231 - September 4th
@LV1987- September 4th
@franklydear September 4th
@frolicmum - September 4th
@florence13 - September 6th
@2020mission - September 8th
@mrsi2020 - September 12th
@vil10 - September 13th
@notyetamumbuttrying - September 14th
@Katao - September 19th
@Laceymermaid - September 29th
@minster2012 - October 9th

Thanks @Newbie0818, rationally I know, but he came all the sudden with the alert raised thing, and made me wobble, but I read about the levels and I know is not to worry...
children are the best, the worst and everything in between

Right then ladies I'm back ..... what I miss let's see ....

@lucyrp Hahahaha you obviously enjoyed it then😂 hahaha I don't blame him, I was so surprised when my OH did it, to be honest he did it jusr around the top bit, but I still wound him up the day after about it😂

@Missgoldilocks you make me laugh so much!! "If a man spat in my Face I'd knock him out" BRILLIANT! And I was wondering how the hell that guy just started to get into sex talk at a playground. Er, like pervert talk?!!

@lucyrp ive never spat in someone's mouth. I don't think anyway 🤔did you LIKE bring weed on by OH? You never said ....

@DKDK123 I couldn't agree to that purely because of the waste of champagne 🍾, and I'm flinching just at the thought! Ouch! What is it with men and wee???

@notyetamumbuttrying ive not done anal with my hubby either, I always tell him his next wife will be much more obliging I'm sure 😂and is that the face THE celeb pulled when you told him no to ANAL?! You get a 👑for pulling Gavin!!

@Katao loves vanilla don't worry 🤗💕😘

@Chlo2701 I LOVE the sound of your sexy Sunday's, can you not have no kid days & do that now with your fella? we kinda had a day like that the other week where we had a great full on evening of sex and food and laughter and walking around naked, was good! I can't do anal either, I had big bowel surgery in 2011 & 2012 & at the age of 27 my surgeon said to me (in front of my parents as I was very sick at the time) "& this amount of internal bowel/ rectum surgery does mean any rear sexual activity is a no go forever" GROUND SWALLOW ME NOW 😳🙈but I don't mind a cheeky finger 😬- maybe try that? With lube of course! But after all my operations bum holes Are DEFINITELY a one way exit fir anything bigger than a finger & I'm still a bit twitchy about that really

@blodyn91 you wait till later pregnancy. I BET toys become a thing 😂🤔especially if you are serial anal AF-ers 😉

@Newbie0818 you could have actually been put in prison!! That's VERY riske! (The brownie was immense. Now jealous of your Chinese)

@Missgoldilocks poppers & lube 😅PISSING MYSELF NOW. Listen to this lady. She knows her 💩. Literally. Shits on dick dontcha know 😹but that's another story 🤪

Love this!!!
@Franklydear that's so cute saying sorry! Wait, hand hold 😚. Oh it's ok. Phew! Back to filth.

@Vil10 I would have thought you'd be a kinky bugger 🧐🤔

I see @Runnergirl1 sneakily snuck in there without a story 😉🤔and @Juno231 there's gotta be something juicy there I think

I'm pissing myself laughing here 🤣

As for me... I can't think of too much tbh! I take it up the bum like a trooper but I'd rather not because I'm always scared he'll find an oreo nugget in there 😅. I also really enjoy licking OH's bum as part of foreplay 🙊. As in I lie on the bed with him sat on my face whilst I use my bullet.

Oooh and once I had sex with a guy in a ground floor bedroom and his friends threw a pigs head through the window. I know that wasn't technically a kinky sex request but it is def one of my weirdest sex related memories!

OMG yes @Juno231 the 🐷🐽🐷I actually just spat out my G&T AGAIN. And that's the second time I've heard that 😂🤣that will never get old. I will be telling newbies on MN thread 401 TTC about the woman who had a pigs head at her through a window. fucking brilliant. Also, on the sitting on your face & licking - how can you breathe??? And I'm always a bit icky about licking the bum 😬

@Minster2012 😂😂😂😂😂 classic. Oh yes I agree I'm very ickky about licking a bum 😕 my OH is the first guy I do it to because he likes it though he's never pressured me. I've only done it twice but it's scary to think there might be shit in there or something lol doesn't tickle my fancy but if it makes him happy ill oblige.

@Juno231 😂😂😂😂the pigs what the fuck that'll never get Old!!

@Newbie0818 my friend used to let her partner piss in her mouth. Sorry not even partner just fuck buddy 🤢🤢🤢🤢 I'm sorry but whhhhat in the world 😂😂😂😂whatever floats your boat but I would neverrrrr

@Newbie0818 I mean my peeing experience was a one time thing about 4 years ago and it was when we were having like a pure sex evening and I was walking around in sexy lingerie and he joked about doing it and I was like okay ... and then I'm pretty sure I reciprocated it by squirting back I don't know how tho 🤣😭🤣😭 we always laugh about it still now. Also in the sea ?!?! Naughty !

@Vil10 that's funny. I always try and get in as much sex as possible (when I'm having normal cycles) before I know af is due because I know I'll have to turn into a nun for a week when I'm on 🤣.

@Minster2012 it's only good when I'm really turned on. As for the peeing ... see above 🤷🏼‍♀️🤭

@Juno231 as for licking OHs bum for foreplay I'm up for that. OH rather enjoys that 😏

Sorry girls I fell asleep on the sofa at 8:30 last night 😭 I'm so tired all the time at the moment. Does anyone else get exhausted in the first half of their cycle before ovulation ?

@Minster2012 Hahahaha well, obviously the toys and role play/dressing up is in there but I didn't think that was too out there, if nobody has tried dressing up for their OH (mine always loves the dirty nurse) then I suggest you try it, it does wondersss!!

@lucyrp oh yeah same here, it's very rare he'll do it, to be honest though until the last day or 2 I hate having sex on my period unless I'm drunk, I just don't feel sexy, bloated vile feeling sick blood dripping out, no thanks😂

Hey, most of u will remember me ad I'm not long gone off the bus.
I had a bleed 3 wks ago. Had scan the thurs, my dates, I was 7+6 or so. Their dates was 6+6 and they give me an appointment for followup to make sure it was growing.
Yesterday I had my scan, expecting to be measuring 8+6 but I was measuring 9+2 but there was no heartbeat 😭 I just cant get my head around it. They went through options yesterday but I opted to wait a wk see if it happens itself and rescan next wk to confirm.
I'm heartbroken 💔 thankfully we hadn't told our kids or that, we hadn't told anyone. So when I'm ready I'll be jumping back on. If I'm mentally able for it. Take care x

@2alreadywantanother of course we remember you, oh no, I am an impossible optimistic, is there any chance if a good outcome? heartbroken for you 💐

@Franklydear I really hope so. There was an issue yest that delayed everyone nearly 2 hrs. The said it was the computer.
Everyone in b4 me got bad news,
The consultant herself seemed stumped and even got a 2nd opinion. She even kept looking at my measurements on last scan. She genuinely seemed gobsmacked.
Then yesterday afternoon the nurse rang to confirm what appointment sometime she give me as she said she forgot to write it down. But 100% she wrote it down in front of me.
All I can do is hope. The only thing I can hold onto for now 😥

@Vil10 I'm the same 🤣🤣 does anyone remmeber or know what happened to @KateColx ?? My memory is shit and suddenly thought about her this morning ?!

@2alreadywantanother of course we remember you. il be hoping for you. Everything crossed 🥰❤️

@2alreadywantanother, heartbroken for you, so sorry to hear that. Take some time to look after yourself and jump back on board when you feel ready, everyone will be here for you.

Oh @2alreadywantanother of course we remember, that must be awful, we will all have everything crossed by some miracle it's some weird "baby holding it's heartbeat in" thing. Sending ALL the hugs your way lovely 💕🥰

@Vil10 ive never really done the dressing up thing other than sexy underwear. Must try that (one to put on my list)

And I'm totally with @Missgoldilocks on the piss in my mouth???!! FUCK that shit. Men can't even aim for a toilet I'd probably get it in the eye or something. Errrr Nope. No thanks NOT EROTIC.

Also sex on my period, only when very drunk 🤔

@Minster2012 I don't mind sex period but my partner won't touch me even if it's at the end of the period hahaha actually I'm quite horny when I'm on so get really annoyed.

@2alreadywantanother I'm really sorry to hear this ❤️❤️ big hugs xxx

@2alreadywantanother we'll be here holding our breath with you, praying for a miracle
On the cute sayings from children, es said to DH the other day: if we do xx, mum will let us play Minecraft, mummys are more powerful, mummy's boy🤟

On another headfuck note, I feel perfectly normal today, boobs still big but not sore, like the clash song, should I test or should I no? hear it already?...

@lucyrp I literally thought that about @KateColx the other day!!

@2alreadywantanother of course we remember you! So sorry for what you're going through, must be awful! I have everything crossed for you lovely🤞🏼❤️

@Minster2012 definitely try it!! Makes you feel all superior and things!!

@Vil10 I just had a flick back and the last time she commented was July 20th saying how she won't be leaving anytime soon. @KateColx where are you ?😫 we miss you 💗

@lucyrp I remember her saying her and OH were either away or going away and something about performance problems with him but I'm not 100% sure?? @KateColx come back❤️

So af started properly today, which means I'll be on my last day on the day I go away and my last day is always super super light so I'm so happy I won't be in whilst on holiday! Also the first 3 days of fertile week we're still away so I'll be starting that week with a bang for sure🤪🍆

@lucyrp @Vil10 I'm pretty sure @Katecolx decided to take a step back from here and try a more relaxed approach as the pressure was getting to her and OH. I do wonder about her from time to time, hopefully she will pop back at some stage with good news!
@2alreadywantanother I'm so sorry to hear that. Of course we are all here for you. Take care x
@Juno231 oh god I had forgotten the pigs head story, nightmare stuff!
Girls you making me feel like a total prude 🙈😂 no thank you to spitting, pissing or bum holes! Luckily OH thinks the same. Phew!

@Vil10 yeah I just re read her last message and she said that they're going away mid September and that would be in FW and like you said about her OH. But she didn't say she was going to take a step back from here I don't think @Katao. Yes let's hope she comes back with a BFP🥰