Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@Bbdm1984 sorry to hear about your mc. I have nearly 17 yr old, a 15 yr old and a nearly 12 yr old ds’s. Me and DH just feel we’d like to squeeze one more in if possible but I am a lot older now so who know if it’ll happen. I know I am very lucky already though so will just try to accept whatever happens! I had been convincing myself nothing was working but at least I seem to be ovulating now so that’s a start!

Thanks @notyetamumbuttrying I wish I could remember what signs symptoms I had with my other pregnancies but they were so long ago I can’t remember! Don’t recall any particular Cm symptoms though just a missed AF for me and maybe sore boobs 🤔

@notyetamumbuttrying thankyou, i wish i could go back to bed im exhausted today but promised dp a roast for when he gets in from work so have that joyous task in my way ha. @laceymermaid do your ds's know that you are trying? My dd is 16 and is so excited she was the one reminding me evryday this month to do my opks ha

Hi ladies. Sorry was missing in action for a few days there. 4 pages to catch up on so wont be tagging as I cant remember who the conversation was from 😂😂
I just find when I'm on this all the time I'm just thinking babies, babies, babies. Fw felt like a million miles away so took a step back.
CD8 and will do opk from tomorrow or Tues I think.

Regards DTD and not finishing. I'm not mentioning ovulating to DH as that will happen him. DTD daily atm and I even said we cant continue like this or he will have nothing left and low and behold this morning DTD and could finish (I did 😂) but that's my excuse now to keep him at ATMs length, build up his swimmers then pounce next wkend. Fit is showing fw starting next sat and we love sat/sun morning sex so that suits. Plus its later this month because cycle was a but longer last time so even if I ov a bit earlier please god the timing will be right. Plus with doing opk that might help me pin point the day. Then I'm eating pizza and chocolate for the tww 😂😂

We cant have downstairs sex anymore 😥 we unthinkingly moved 11yr old ds down to a spare room that was bigger than his bedroom so afraid he will walk in. (So didn't think that 1 through)
If I know I'm ovulating tho, I think I'll get rid of them for an hr and start flirting in the kitchen or something, will drive him mad 😂😂

Did I miss any bfp? God this thread is busy and if ur not on it regular there are pages to catch up on lol.

Anyway just popping into say hi. Will be reading all but hiding down the back until I can confirm peak etc.

May get more ass juice 🤮 feck me its rotten lol

Enjoy ur sunday x

@Bbdm1984 we did mention it to them but being boys they’re not too fussed!

@Bbdm1984 welcome! Feel free to post your bbt charts here if you ever have any questions - I'm only on my second cycle of bbt charting but have become a bit obsessed with them 🤓

Speaking of which, my bbt and RHR is worthless today as I got unexpectedly boozy with the neighbour yesterday!

OH is out golfing all day today so I have the flat to myself - currently having a hot bath before starting my lunch preps for the week! He's promised me BD tonight as we're in FW now and I want to get every other day in until I get a peak OPK. I have a sneaky feeling he'll be too tired though 😐.

@mumof23188 hope AF continues to stay away!
@Catherinettc sorry the witch got you but glad she did so when expected!

@Juno231 My bbt chart makes no sense! I've actually stuck to it this cycle and only missed 2 days of temping last weekend. I don't think my sleep is good enough to give me a real pattern though 😔 I've attached if you want a nosey! Enjoy your bath 🛀 that will be my treat to myself if/when AF arrives this time.

So girls we've just had hungover sofa sex and I'm going to get Oreo choc tonight for after our roast, so surely this means I'll get pregnant??

Hi @juno231 thank you so much i have seen on a couple of threads you commenting bbt but felt cheeky asking you to have a look. This is my second reply as i attached a pic in the first reply but it doesnt seem to have shown up so maybe im not allowed to post pics?! Thank you for offering tho, how long have you been ttc?

@Vil10 yeah, I'd test in the morning, Oreo choc is a sure fire way of doing it 😉

@vil10 afternoon sofa sex sound great although my dp wont touch me with a bargepole right now, he is getting drunk tonight so i might take advantage of his drunken state ha... is it any particular oreo choc that is helping conceive, i have some that have been in my car door for nearly 2 weeks so may have to scoff them

@Vil10 that's you defo sorted then 😂 I had some Oreo choc last night and got some stashed in the freezer hidden away for next weekend when I'm 6dpo 🤞🏼

@Bbdm1984 hm is your profile brand new? I think you have to wait either 24 or 48h before you're allowed to post pics! I'm always happy to have a look, doesn't mean my opinion is worth anything though 😅. Been off the pill since Oct '19 but properly TTC for 7 cycles now :) Am 32 TTC#1!

@ltay2 that's quite the roller-coaster FW temp wise! Have you managed to take your temp at the same time every day? Will be interesting to see in the next few days if you're opk peak was right!

@Juno231 I've not always taken it at exactly the same time. Friday and today's were an hour late but I've just done the adjustment to see what it would look like with the correct time and it's not much better! I feel like my peak was right as it matches up with CM etc so hopefully temp will show that tomorrow morning.

@LaceyMermaid I never get sore boobs so I'm tuned into them if that happens!
@Bbdm1984 well done you! Dh's the cook in our household so he's doing a prawn risotto tonight 😋
@2alreadywantanother hiya! Hope you've had a chilled time away from the bus. I can't keep away for longer than 24 hours myself 😂
@Juno231 I hope he sticks to his promise! Get the sexy undies on just to make sure 😉
@Vil10 that's how it goes so defo yes! 😏
I'm randomly going clothes shopping at 430 on a Sunday cos why not?! The ups of living in London 😊

@Juno231 impromptu boozy sesh sounds fun 😆. A peaceful day sounds bliss! Hope OH isn’t to tired for it!!!

Thank you! I hope so!!

@juno231 no ive been a lurker since around june, always wanted to join in but felt rude as you all seem so close but i feel i am in need of friends now through my journey and you all seem so friendly so took the plunge, it is the firat pic i have posted so maybe thats why.. hopefully it will randomly post in a couple of days, i can clearly see ovulatuon that is inline with my opks, i had three day rise afterwards but on 5dpo had a drop it went back up and today at 9dpo it has gone up to the highest it has ever been at 36.81when my coverline is 36.37 so i have no idea whats happening as its only first month of data

@Bbdm1984 sounds like a really good chart! The 5dpo drop is normal and usually due to the second oestrogen surge of the cycle. Your 9dpo temp sounds super promising! I'll need to double check my chart but am pretty sure I've never reached 36.90+ yet! I'm glad you joined us - we're always up for a chat, the girls are so much fun and it's the friendliest bus I've ever been on for sure! Whereabouts in the world are you based?

@notyetamumbuttrying @mumof23188 well I certainly made sure to de-fluff during my bath and get nice and moisturised after! Will make sure to be in my slinky nightgown for when OH comes home!

@notyetamumbuttrying thanks we've had a lovely day! that sea air really tires you out doesn't it 😴 hopefully means i'm going to have a lush week!

welcome @Bbdm1984 🥰

@juno231 im from near the lake district, uk DP works in oldham 4 days a week so when dc are at their dads spend a bit of time there.. what about yourself. Thank you @lucyrp i have been following your story after my MC last year my AF was absent for 3 months i went into the doctors surgery and broke down acused them of not listening to me or being considerate with my mental health, they gave me a prescription for something called provera which induced my period and have not had a problem since. I know you have phoned the doctors a couple of times and i know it sounds bad but can you not play on MH for them to do something to help you other than bloods?

@Juno231 smart move! 😏
@lucyrp aww glad you've had a lush day lovely!
I forgot you couldn't try clothes on so I spent a lot of money so will prob be taking half of it back 😂 at least I get the fun of trying new clothes on when I get in now 😊

@Bbdm1984 i'm currently on cycle day 71 so i'm nearing almost 3 months too of absent AF. i have bloods on tuesday so i think i'm going to wait to hear back from them see if they pick anything up e.g iron, vitamin D, thyroid etc and then go from there because if they're all fine then i really will be at a loss. i do suffer with anxiety anyway but have been so much better recently but it is starting to eat away at me again regarding TTC so i will mention that when i go tuesday too. there's no signs that anything is happening anytime soon, i've has tender and full feeling breasts for the last few days and odd cramps now and again but nothing overly persistent i think il take another PG test aswell before i go to the doctors on tuesday.

@notyetamumbuttrying omg i completely forgot that too! i'm glad you mentioned it as i'm going shopping tomorrow! should be getting a bonus in this months pay packet which arrives at midnight tonight so going to treat myself as i haven't bought any clothes or anything since before lockdown which is unusual for me as i normally have parcels every week😂

@Newbie0818 so excited for cd15 ewcm for you ! Have you had chance to DTD yet? Anywhere you can go for a walk and some Al fresco? 🤣