June Bus Bitches Talking Battered Sausages (Bus 5)

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5 BFPs ❤️

@kate890 - May 30th?
@fashu - June 2nd?

@kirsty0028 - June 4th (Tested 30th/ 31st)
@catherinettc - June 4th (Tested June 3rd)
@ltay - June 4th
@katao - June 4th (Tested 30th May)
@krk05 - June 5th
@hogrider - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@katecolx - June 6th (Tested June 2nd)
@sarah1253 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@thegirlwholived - June 8th (Tested 29th)
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@lucyrp - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@db20 - June 11th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@clolo - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@tinks123 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@sjones2588 - June 15th
@ss123456 - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@maybe333 - June 22nd
@mcbee26 - June 26th
@skip86 - June 28th
@missgoldilocks - June 28th
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@MURU
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa ?? (Tested 3rd June)
@lucie91 - July 2nd
@amy00 - 5th July
@crash1d

@minster2012 That bath looks lush, plenty of room for two in there 😉😏

@SmileyT Haha same, every time there's a bit of a lul in work or something f I just have a little squeeze, someone's gonna catch me at it one day and be like errrrrrr

Last time it was my boobs that gave it away but I was around 5 weeks at the time and running down some stairs. I've tried to recreate the scene many times since but alas still no boob pain yet!

We love them @lucyrp we reused them from the old actual barn doors outside when we found the barn we got them dipped & stripped to use inside they are all MASSIVE & unique shapes & sizes we love it

@SmileyT it’s copper on the outside it’s wayyyy beyond our budget but it’s actually a grade1 faulty one from the cast iron bath company we signed upto their faulties list shhhh don’t tell anyone

@33Carr I did the nipple thing too then got really miffed when mine were about as responsive as a deaf sloth

@Catherinettc OMG if I were you I would have gone out & scoured EVERY shop & bought EVERY test & pissed in the biggest pot imaginable (& I’m shielding) you have some restraint lady I doth my hat to you

Ps whoever said way back when on pages past about puffy sexi also pictured huff puff sex bit then my parents had those pouffee things. Are they still a thing???

@Cocoblue22 yeah this is what I was on about l! It's madness isn't and we shouldn't beat ourselves up when someone gets a BFP before us!

@33Carr oh Ill have to look, ive got a book about the islands, so wanted to some island hoping. Ideally we would go this year- but if next it will end up being our honey moon. All depends on baby situation 🙈

Also when my OH comes home from work I just lift my top up and say 'look have they grown yet? or are they still A cups?' He said the look rounder today- but they usually do before AF as well

Just catching up again!

@Minster2012 excellent bath!
@KRK05 congratulations! Fingers crossed it's IB for you xx
I've spent the afternoon laid up after I randomly came down with sciatica all down my right leg- can barely walk! Oh and I accidentally spilled coffee on my work laptop so that's going to be a fun conversation!

@Minster2012

🤣🤣 I'm trying

Its the unknown driving me insane xx

@Minster2012 they are now referred to as footstools however we call it the puffy! Ours is a nice one that matches our sofa! It’s not a grandma style puffy! X

@lucyrp it might just take your levels a bit longer to rise when are you testing again? X

Oh girls now I'm having a bit of a meh night 😩

Is it me or is it as soon as you start trying for a baby all of a sudden babies are everywhere?! So many cutteee babies all over my Instagram and it just makes me want one so bad 😩😍 my OH is such a chiller, which is probs a good thing with my over thinking, but he's like yeah it'll happen and I'm like yeah but when hun 😩 x

@KateColx yep literally all I can think about 👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼 X

@KateColx definitely I'm with you on that one 😫 I started following loads of new mummy accounts last cycle when I thought I was pregnant and like baby clothes etc and they're all over my timeline now and My womb aches when I see them 😫 I even ordered a sleepyhead and it came in the post the day after my CP and it's just sat in our spare room and everytime I go in there to hang washing to dry I get a little sad ☹️ I also messaged a woman about a pram and she keeps messaging me asking if I still want it etc. Like yes I do but not yet 😫😭x

@lucyrp I felt so sad reading that post you just sent😩 how many dpo were you when you found out you were pregnant?

@Vil10 well I had a faint positive the day before my AF was due but I was still getting negatives in between that and the other two faint positives I got so wasn't convinced I was but I've always been told a lines a line and you can't get false positives only very rarely and I thought I was pregnant for 3 weeks and I was dead on 7 weeks when I had the bleed 😫☹️x

@lucyrp aww big hugs that’s awful to have a constant reminder could you put it away somewhere for now so you don’t keep looking at it? X

Ouch @Pixielou16 do you get sciatica a lot? And thats not good did your work laptop- did the cat/budgie/dog/DC/freak gust of wind/random bee infestation do it? You aren’t in FW are you 🤔

@KateColx we all get like that. It’s shit. And guys don’t get it Cos they don’t realise there’s only like 4 days we can get pregnant a month & no, they aren’t stallions. But if tic tac dicks can have tic tac juniors, & now we equip ourselves with the obsessive behaviour to track EVERY FUCKING CYCLE (Cos I didn’t realise that before tbh) then you are best places to get his swimmers ready to meet your lil babe making egg & yeah it might take some practice but it will come. Literally. & you got us when he fails to realise it’s a big deal 🥰🤗sending big hugs

@Cocoblue22 I know think I'm going to get OH to shove it up in the attic or hide it in the top of DS built in wardrobe x

@Minster2012 still not quite there but going to keep testing. Btw I love your bath tub!

@lucyrp oh bless you!! That's made me sad too 😔 I can't even imagine going through this, getting your hopes up and then having to go through that. Just think you'll be one step ahead when you do get your BFP 🥰 god I know, little baby clothes absolutely kill me 😩 I feel so jealous seeing SO many pregnant people, but I guess you don't know what they went through to get there do you.

@Cocoblue22 it's so hard isn't it?! I feel like I've been a lot better this month than I was last month, but this evening has proper got to me. It's so hard to feel impatient over something you can't control 😩

I don't think it helps that I feel like I'm out this month, defo feel like AF is on her way. X

@Minster2012 ooh just looked on their website they have a store not far from us might have a nosey when they reopen, think they are such statement pieces and worth the money but I also am hoping to be buying all baby stuff from scratch so might have to compromise somewhere 🤔

@Pixielou16 ahh I hope you're not in too much pain 😩

@KateColx I feel you, insta is mugging me off completely look at my explore page 😭😭😭 yes yes I get it, every Instagram star is pregnant and looking a million dollars I'm not and look like a drowned rat FFS

@lucyrp oh god that’s awful!! Sending big hugs to you!!

Have I jusr seen that someone gets sciatica??? That’s what I had my operation for in feb because my disc has collapsed onto my sciatic nerve and it got so bad, in went into my bum and vag too, I couldn’t even wipe or wee without it hurting and stinging, so I had the op and thought it had worked but it came back yesterday in the side I had the op on and it’s worse than ever, I’ve been trying to hold in wees because it hurts to just sit in the toilet and wee, it’s a horrible pain!!

@Minister2012 aw thank you 🥰🥰🥰 I'm so pleased I have you guys to rant to, along side swapping horrendous sex stories with, it's making me feel sane! You're right, it will happen, I need to try and be patient. Just off to google conception meditation 😂

Also tic tac juniors proper made me lol.

@lucyrp I think that’s prob a good idea for your own well being and then get it back out when you have a nice big bump and feel reassured that baby is cooking nicely x

@SmileyT Jesus Christ that's like a bloody Mama & Papas advert! I've just checked my explore page, only 2 baby things and the rest food. Says a lot about me tbf 😂🐷

@KateColx I guess it wasn't as bad as I had kind of doubted myself the whole time like I wasn't completely believing it which is probably a good thing☹️ I got excited because I was able to buy baby clothes for my friends baby. I have so much saved stuff in my next basket ready for my baby 😫no you definitely don't!

@Vil10 I'm sure il get there at some point 🥰

@Cocoblue22 literally feel like that's never going to happen 😫😫 one of my faves is to browse maternity clothing because when I was pregnant with DS I was so unfashionable and lived in tunics and leggings or funny dresses and tights but this time I've sworn I'm going to be chic and wear midi and maxi dresses with converse and denim jackets etc 😫🤣🤣x

P.s been watching a ted baker purse on the website for ages, I've already got one but there's a new colour I wanted and was scrolling through facebook tonight and it did that weird thing where it knows what you've been looking at and it told me there was 50% off so did a bit of retail therapy tonight 😅😂

@Minster2012 I've only had it once before but it went away- today it came back with a vengeance, I was crying like a baby. Not in FW, in TWW right now, 5DPO.

@Vil10 poor you! It hurts like hell, doesn't it? DH said that maybe I just need a massive poo - not helpful 😂