June Bus Bitches Talking Battered Sausages (Bus 5)

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@slimshadycousin
@RiverRoo
@onnaturescourse
@picallilly19
5 BFPs ❤️

@kate890 - May 30th?
@fashu - June 2nd?

@kirsty0028 - June 4th (Tested 30th/ 31st)
@catherinettc - June 4th (Tested June 3rd)
@ltay - June 4th
@katao - June 4th (Tested 30th May)
@krk05 - June 5th
@hogrider - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@katecolx - June 6th (Tested June 2nd)
@sarah1253 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@thegirlwholived - June 8th (Tested 29th)
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@lucyrp - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@db20 - June 11th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@clolo - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@tinks123 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@sjones2588 - June 15th
@ss123456 - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@maybe333 - June 22nd
@mcbee26 - June 26th
@skip86 - June 28th
@missgoldilocks - June 28th
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@MURU
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa ?? (Tested 3rd June)
@lucie91 - July 2nd
@amy00 - 5th July
@crash1d

@Vil10 I'm sure they do! It's just not fair!

We e learnt from bitter experience not to test too early as it leads to disappointment 🥺 try to hold off as long as possible!! Do you have any inclings @Vil10??

They’re getting darker! I might actually have a cycle under 40 days! Going to jump on hubby’s not so tic tac dick tonight, YEOW!

Ps. Who likes my shitty paper chart 🤣

@KRK05 how many dpo are you? I had bright red blood but on one wipe when I was pregnant with my son it was like a glog of it but that was it it stopped after that I can't remember if it was before or after my bfp but implantation can happen after bfp

@lucyrp if I get a BFN I’ll be thinking “was I just imaging all these signs” 😩

@Newbie0818 hahaha you get jumping on the not so tic tac dick!!🤪

@TTCmummy2021 I’ll try! I had really sore nipples and boobs from 3-8dpo like my nipples have never been that sore and sensitive before, I’ve had creamier discharge every day since ovulation apart from yesterday morning, then I’ve had cramps on and off from 7dpo, then just some light pink spotting earlier today when I wiped, it was only a tiny bit and haven’t had anything since! Then lower back pain and a weird appetite today! But I’m really not feeling positive at all so I think a lot of it might be af unfortunately!

@Vil10 - I could honestly have written that for my wife bar the pink discharge as that’s lots of what she’s been experiencing too!! It sounds like you should be hopeful and positive listening to that list though 😀

@Vil10 the discharge you've had has it actually been enough to go onto your pants ?? Mine hasn't stained my pants or anything it's just stayed inside me

very quiet. I went to buy some fresh rhubarb and just made apple and rhubarb crumble 😋 In my head thats 2 of my five a day! Also been looking through all our holiday albums and reminiscing. Thinking of planning a Scottish road trip next 🤔

@TTCmummy2021 I really really hope so!! And I hope it’s the same for you and your wife too!!

@lucyrp no not at all! I wiped and it was there but only a small amount, so I put a panty liner on just in case and I’ve not had anything since, been shoving my fingers up for a search too and absolutely nothing! Has yours been like that too?

@Vil10 yeah mines like that. I'm very wet but don't seem to have anything to show for it if that makes sense ??!

@lucyrp - that’s exactly what my wife says. She calls it lotion-y cream 🤢

And very wet too!!

@TTCmummy2021 yeah it's so weird ?! I don't know what's happening 😂🙈

Very!! According to wifey, normally you should be dry going into a period but if you are pregnant you stay wet because the progesterone stays high so that it holds onto baby rather than drop meaning you go dry into a period. Pregnancy does some delightful things!! 🤣

I'm here!! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

I lost u all for a while 🤣🤣🤣

Anyone else find themselves just gently playing with their nipples a million times a day to see if they feel any different?! Just me?!

@blodyn91 have you heard of the north coast 500 route? We are thinking of doing it next summer as a mini-moon

Evening ladies! My turn to go AWOL & miss a million messages!

@LittleRa I’m with ya look, AF here, DH gone out ratting (you gals game he goes ratting 🤷‍♀️) so I’m in stinking hot bath with MASSIVE g&t catching up

Congratulations @DKDK123 that’s AWESOME 💕🙌🏻🍆& I hope the tiny spotting stops & the others are right it can def happen doesn’t mean a thing

@LV1987 go get porkin 🐷🍆🥓 (I know that wasn’t you but my new fave June bus catch phrase for static!) YASSSSSS

@Sydgal22 I trust you used your static powers wisely 🐷🐽🍆 any @chokesondick action???

@lucyrp, @blodyn91 @Vil10 (pokedbytictac) lets just forget those BFN eh?? Next week is a new week!

@TTCmummy2021 you haven’t bought any tests yet have you 🤔

@Newbie0818 loving the chart, that looks very positive!!

I’ve eaten shit all day (not actual shit) & I’ve even brought up a spare g&t to my bath for after finishing this one. #preparationswhatyouneed

@Catherinettc did you get another FRER??

Hi @Catherinettc how are you today? AF arrived yet? Hasn’t for me x

@Minster2012 I just keep telling myself it was far too early anyway! 🙈🙈 hope you've had a good day and are enjoying your bath and g&t😍 can definitely tell you live in a barn conversion by the bathroom door. We used to have ledge and brace doors with antique black latches on at my home they were gorgeous

No af @littlera @Minster2012

Frer bit suspicious lol looks negative but when u shine a light through the back I swear there's a faint line 🤦‍♀️

@Cocoblue22 ooh I smashed reckoning over a couple nights OH was working, let me know what you think of the ending?

@33Carr OMG this is me, every time I read somebody say they've had sensitive nipples I rub them until their hard and wonder whether they are sensitive 😂 tbf I didn't really notice my boobs pop until about 6 weeks before and not sure they were sensitive. Damn my body giving me no clues at all.

@Minster2012 I love this bath, we are designing our new bathroom and I'm going to find one like this to show the Mr, P.S eat all the food and drink all the gin, that's what periods are for 😋

There seems to be some really good signs on here I think we'll hit peak BFPs next week we had 2 before June, 4 so far the first week of June so at least 6 next week 🤞 (literally only ever use this emoji on MN 😂)

@33Carr I keep nipple fiddling too. Mine are sore! X

@Minster2012 ooh bath looks lovely and good on you with the spare g&t! X

Just been reading about HCG levels and how there’s massive variation from woman to woman. Look at the ranges for the same day PO I thought it was really interesting and like what we were saying earlier @lucyrp x

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