June Bus Bitches Drink TIL it's Pink (Bus 4)

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Congrats again to our first two BFPs @RiverRoo and @slimshadycousin ❤️

And good luck to all those still to test 🤞🥂

@kate890 - May 30th?
@kirsty0028 - June 1st
@Amy00 - June 1st
@thegirlwholived - June 1st
@fashu - June 2nd
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa - June 3rd
@onnaturescourse - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@ltay - June 4th
@katecolx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@krk05 - June 5th
@crash1d - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@maybe333 - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@Skip86

@smileyt thank you for googling that I've been laughing with DH for a good 15mins now 😂 I swear if he says it in bed anytime time soon I will be laughing way too much to do anything hahahaha x

Playing catch up with my late night Netflix 😂 Sorry not been as active as at start, just been enjoying seeing family lately cause it had been soooo long, so been nice to enjoy that.

So that's me officially 10DPO & I feel nothing, but I dont tend to symptom spot as I feel I get twinges cramps etc at diff times throughout my cycle so it's pointless for me to. I also dont even feel the urge to test (complete opposite from last cycle) not sure if it's a good thing or bad thing, maybe my body saying 'dont bother its gonna be BFN so wait for AF' 😂 think after last cycle too I had spotting for the FIRST time ever just randomly so obviously thought could be implantation, also had sore as anything nipples but was a BFN so dont see the point now, gets hopes up for nothing, yous can probs tell I'm hard-headed 😂😂

@Minster2012 Have to say u are bloody superwoman 💪🏼 everything you've been through & your so strong & positive, actually admire u & I haven't even met u 🙈 it's alright to have an off day, we all have them & toddlers as we know can be little terrors sometimes. New day tomorrow 🥰

Oh Lordy, reading the last string of msgs since I went to bed was a complete roller coaster - first I was feeling almost overwhelmed with concern and 💗 for @Minster2012 with the toddler/TTC/life is just a bit shit sometimes situation, but then in actual fucking LOLs in my office reading your search history, @SmileyT's moist oyster and @lucyrp fishing out a tampon with OH 🤣🤣

See now I don't even feel I can give you all the appropriate sympathies for your shit day @Minster2012 , because this convo has moved on and been well buoyed by your mad humour already 😂 but hoping the love from all these other gorge ladies helped lift your spirits 💕

Seriously though, my brother has lived in the UK for nearly a decade and I've never been inclined to visit him, but after joining this thread I actually kinda want to jump on a plane to meet you all at the pub for a gin sesh and oyster chats ✈️🍸🦑 (why is there no oyster emoji? I think a squid is closest, texturally at least)

PS am I that giant loser holding on to friends for dear life here? Like, should I be starting my own July bus now and finding a new group of virtual mates?? 😭

Morning girls🥰🥰 I'm glad I made everyone laugh last night 😂

8dpo for me just another day waiting until I can POAS again😫think it's the last day of hot temperatures here this week so going to enjoy the sunshine and try not to think about it too much🙈 definitely can't stop thinking about OHs description of my cervix tho 🤣 any news this morning ??

@Skip86 NO you're not allowed to leave us 😫🤣

Morning guys,

Crying laughing reading the stories from last night 😂 so pleased that nothing is ever too much info for this group.

Done a FRER this morning (10DPO) and BFN for me, I wasn't expecting anything else tbh as I haven't had any signs or symptoms. So just going to wait out the rest of the week now.

Hoping to see some more BFPs on here this morning 🥰

Morning everyone,
Well 13dpo here and AF due tomorrow but still hanging on with zero symptoms- no pg symptoms but also no AF symptoms. Lack of symptoms helping me keep my resolve and not test.
Wondering if my cycles aren’t correct or maybe I didn’t even ovulate since it’s my first month off the pill 🤷‍♀️
@Skip86 pretty sure I’ll be over to the July bus once it leaves the terminal!!

Morning ladies just sitting down for my morning catch up....

@OnNaturesCourse I would sooo test with a FR but then I’m super keen and can’t wait haha! X

@lucyrp @SmileyT there will be no cervix touching here haha I’m just not into the thought of that x

Any more BFPS yet ladies? X

Woke up to AF 😭😭 the most frustrating thing ever 🤬

@LKSF Was AF due today?

@LKSF I'm so sorry lovely, it's the pits isn't it? 😔 sending hugs xx

BFN this morning on a frer, 11dpo. I know it could still technically be early but it's still disappointing!😞 @kirsty0028 I'm in the same boat as you. It's so hard isn't it.

Top respect for any ladies who have been going through this month after month.

Some of these stories on here are hilarious 😂 keep them coming!! 🤣

@Minster2012 oh fair enough that makes sense it must be so hard not knowing when AF should turn up x

@lucyrp when you do get your BFP you’ll have no probs doing the perineal massage before birth then! I got DH to do it but it made no difference I had a 3c tear split from sunrise to sunset my colon was holding on by a thread!! 2 hours surgery to repair the damage afterwards hence my now designer vagina! Needless to say my next DC is exiting via the sunroof.....but some people swear by the perineal massage!!! X

@TheGirlWhoLived welcoMe to the dodgy guts club 😉 although I’m pretty sure it’s not a club many would want to join x

@SmileyT that definition made me laugh! X

@LKSF that’s rubbish big hugs xx

@LKSF oh no sorry to hear AF has got you ☹️ but on the positive side think you're 1 cycle closer to your BFP🤞🏼

🤣🤣🤣 you guys are hilerious!
also I think I would prefer the sunroof option!
No news here- zero symptons 9dpo ish

@Cocoblue22 I don't like touching my own cervix so thought as he'd got his fingers up there he may aswell have a feel 🤣 ouch that sounds painful 😫 the only words I wanted to hear after I gave birth to DS were "no you haven't torn"😂

@Cocoblue22 this birth description 😂😂 the colon tearing was why I was not allowed to even get close to the labour ward - straight through the sunroof for me, both times!!

Oh yes @TheGirlWhoLived welcome to the Foul Bowel Club! It's not the most sought after membership, but we do alright 💩

so sorry to hear about the BFN/AF 😢 thos process really does suck at times

@SmileyT you were the one who advised me on this so I'm just wondering should I change my date of ovulation on the fermometer app yet as it hasn't changed it itself or do I wait for the full cycle to end ?

@randomer7 hello!! I would go get another couple of different tests, NOT BOOTS ones though they are rubbish apparently 😂 & try those. Though there is quite a lot of stuff around saying that ladies cycles are being a bit weird during covid likely because of stress & different situations so it could just be late. Hopefully not though hopefully it’s good news for you 🤞🏻🤞🏻Keep us weird bunch posted!

@SmileyT “pussy like a sprinkler” what a f ing BRILLIANT new phrase to wake up to!! Right that’s it. EVERYONE has to get “wetter than a sprinkler” into at least one conversation this week. And “when I do it on the sofa” honestly my DH would NEVER sit there again (ooo a way to claim the sofa you say 🤔)

So do we know if @lucyrp looks like Maura?? Or blonde?? These ARE the burning issues of the day!

@Skip86 DEFINITELY don’t leave the bus. I’m with you til whenever, & hell year to a 🍸🍹🦑date! We are way more fun than your brother that’s why!

@LittleRa 🤞🏻No news is good news what a lovely chilled approach! Kinda like me, shall we just say I’m in day 0? No idea so I’m totally torn between testing and not. I think I will wait out until after the weekend if AF hasn’t arrived

@LKSF 😥😭sending big hugs lady sorry 🧙🏻‍♀️Has arrived

I kinda slightly crampy so kind of expect AF anyway

Thanks girls, I’ve had a good cry and now it’s time to put on my big girl pants!

@LittleRa Yeah I was due today

@LKSF ahhh no sorry that af turned up, it’s so shit isn’t it, but there’s always next month, 1 month closer to a positive🤞🏼X

@LKSF hugs to you ❤️

The chat in this group honestly makes me howl 😂 the worst part is when I’m bored in work it’s so quiet cause you’re all asleep 😂

It’s after getting soo cold here today, I live in the blue mountains outside of Sydney and there’s snow forecast a little up the mountains, brrrr!

Day 3 of flashing smiley for me, just about to test again. I’m worried I’ll miss the static, am I just wasting tests?!