June Bus Bitches Drink TIL it's Pink (Bus 4)

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Congrats again to our first two BFPs @RiverRoo and @slimshadycousin ❤️

And good luck to all those still to test 🤞🥂

@kate890 - May 30th?
@kirsty0028 - June 1st
@Amy00 - June 1st
@thegirlwholived - June 1st
@fashu - June 2nd
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa - June 3rd
@onnaturescourse - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@ltay - June 4th
@katecolx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@krk05 - June 5th
@crash1d - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@maybe333 - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@sausage1990 - July 1st
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Oh ladies I do love the chat here!! TTC is fucking mental!

@Cocoblue22 (for when you wake up) no I have no idea when I’m due on, I’m CD29 today, I’ve never had a proper cycle so have no ‘normal’ & I don’t know when I/if I ovulated so could be anytime 🤷‍♀️I put mid June as if it doesn’t come by then I def will be resting 😬

@lucyrp you DID WHAT?? Your OH did what?? JAYSUS mine would not do that unless trying to fish out the bullet he put in there before 😂 did you honestly expect an answer you could rely on??

@OnNaturesCourse what a head fuck. I would go out & get a FRER. Have a shit nights sleep & test at stupid o clock Cos I couldn’t sleep but with FMU yes 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻Everything crossed

@vil10 in theory yes however most women find it varies throughout the day anyway and therefore isn't very accurate at all.

@Vil10 @SmileyT I believe if you are pregnant it should be soft and closed and if not pregnant hard and open 🤷🏼‍♀️

@Minster2012 I'm with you on the potty training front. I had my son fully potty trained a few weeks into lockdown and the past 2 weeks he's done nothing but piss everywhere and then splash in the piss. I've given him tonnes of water play and sensory stuff to play with instead but nope he wants to play with pee and I'm tearing my hair out. The only saving grace is the weather and being able to get washing done and dry in a few hours. Boys eh!

@OnNaturesCourse I'd be testing again in the morning, there's no way I could hold out for AF but then I'm impatient. Keeping everything crossed for you.

And @SmileyT moister than an oyster that’s BRILLIANT 😂🤣

@Minster2012 I must say the last time I asked him to go up there and feel something was 5 years ago one of the first times we slept together again and I was on my period and thought it a good idea to leave the tampon in and go gently 😂😂needless to say I ended up in the back of his car with my legs open trying to fish it out which then needed his help also. So embarassinf although he had seen it all before albeit 3 years previous 😂🙈 I mean I was kind of expecting a good answer yeah! 😂

Yeh, my heads all over the bloody place now and I thought tests would atleast give a clear answer. 🙄

Tempted to go to the shops tonight in prep for morning pee but I know damn well fine I'd test as soon as I got back thro the front door tonight.

Aside from first response, which my asda didn't have earlier, what other ones are good for testing early? I'm 11dpo.

@lucyrp - my Cm went sticky but it kept coming a lot more than I normally get after ovulation not sure if it’s the same for everyone but that’s how it was/is for me x

@DKDK123 fecking toddlers sent to try us 🤦🏼‍♀️

@lucyrp oh the stories we are finding out on these threads are hilarious! I nearly did a similar thing too but stopped!

@OnNaturesCourse I’m not sure but could you get a FRER delivered tomorrow & do a hold?

@Minster2012 it was funny 😂😂 I mean it would have been mortifying if we hadn't been together previously 😂

@Runnergirl1 ooo okay thanks! Just me doing my symptom spotting lol I seem to think I normally have a longer dry period at the end towards my period I can't remember going dry then wet again

Hey All, just updating ❤️ I'm gonna be 12 dpo in the morning, tested negative on an IC this morning but been cramping today and yesterday and heart rate is soooo high it's at like 95bpm which is not normal for me at all. I was so bloated today and could barely get my wedding ring on! That's never happened before. My cervix is high up, soft and closed and AF is due on Friday. But after all the negatives I will actually fall over in shock if I see a positive. I'm hoping the IC cheapies that I have are crap and my FRER will pick it up in the morning.

If it was you, would you use the FRER and test in the morning, or keep the FRER do another IC and leave it the FRER one more day? My cycle length is about 30 days (dunno if that matters?)

Minister - I think I could get one delivered tomorrow night, and test Wednesday? I'll just make do with peeing on my ICs until then lol

*Minster 😂😩

sorry been so quiet today ladies! congrats to every who has had a bfp and hugs to the bfn ladies out there..and ladies who have experienced CP/MC there is still hope
for some of you who's AF is not here yet so sending well wishes your way 🤞🏽

@lucyrp sorry but your comment made me laugh 'he knows nothing about what he's looking for 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣' fingers crossed you get your bfp next week x

@Mococo1 I have no idea why I asked him when I have no idea myself. It was like the blind leading the blind 😂😂 he was like what am I looking for and I was like I dunno just tell me what you can feel 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

@lucyrp I've got a weird obsession with a sticking a finger in now - OH goes mad when I do it randomly on the sofa. Your story made me laugh, I had to drive my friend at uni to A&E after she got a tampon stuck up there when her gf shoved a massive dildo in after it 😂😂😂

@Minster2012 it's literally OHs fave phrase at the moment, glad we are giving you a few laughs tonight xx

@kirsty0028 @OnNaturesCourse maybe both do a test on Wednesday morning you'll both be 13dpo and will hopefully have a nice clear line on a FRER 🤞 🤞🤞🤞

@kirsty0028 everything you've mentioned sounds positive but a lot of people don't get a BFP until AF is meant to have been so 🤞🏼🤞🏼

@SmileyT I just don't like feeling all the lumps and bumps and pushing on them feels like tugging 😂🙈 that is literally what I thought we were going to have to do it was so bad I had my hands in there and so did he 😂 it was defo a two man job! 🤣

Congrats @Runnergirl1 so pleased to get another BFP!
Disappointing news for you @lucyrp
i think I’m in the same boat and just going to ignore the clear blues from now on and only buy FRER.

I’ll join in your bowel bandwagon! I’ve got Proctitis and am Lactose Intolerant a delightful combo - hope you’re all well. I’m so disheartened with getting a BFP now, haven’t even got any tests left so I’ll buy more if AF doesn’t come in a week

One of my apps say af due 4th, another 5th, another 7th, another 8th🙈 i know full well if it gets past the 5th and it hasn’t arrived I’ll want to test!!

@kirsty0028 here’s hoping you are falling around in shock from the BFP on Friday.

@OnNaturesCourse definitely gonna look out for that FRER result for you as being the right positive one 🤞🏻

@SmileyT but is an oyster actually moist though??? trots off to google... “is an oyster “moist”? recent search history includes “period pain symptoms vs pregnancy symptoms” “potty training for nightmare toddlers”, “gin”, “10 top sex toys”, “gin,” “grapefruit juice East Yorkshire”, “upsuck orgasm”, “gin”, “cervical mucus” “does @lucyrp look like that girl from love island 🤔”

Just happened to stumble upon this post and thought I'd ask you lot, hope you don't mind me barging in! I was due AF last Thursday. I took a FRER at 12dpo and was BFN. AF didn't arrive (and still hasn't) so I took another FRER 17dpo and was BFN again. Normally I'm like clockwork with AF and have definite symptoms that she's about to appear but I've had nothing this month?Is it best if I try another brand of test or just keep on waiting for AF?

@SmileyT “he goes mad when I do it on the sofa” Hahahaha 😂😭 I’m dead, that killed me off! 😩

@Minster2012 OMG yes! If were both thinking of Maura from Love Island, I completely pictured @lucyrp to look like her 😂

@Minster2012 you crack me up... I'm off to bed but this is what my google search produced to ' are oysters moist?' nearly died laughing 😂😂😂

[[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Moister%20than%20an%20Oyster&amp=true
Moister than an Oyster - Urban Dictionary]]
26 Apr 2015 · Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

@Minster2012 @Lucyrp @SmileyT thanks for the support girls it really means a lot ❤️❤️❤️ I may hold off a few days before testing as I can actually see I have myself driven crazy! I now understand the people that wait as long as possible to test! 😆

As for oh's feeling for cervix I am SCREAMING 😂 for god sake 😂😂