June Bus Bitches Drink TIL it's Pink (Bus 4)

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Congrats again to our first two BFPs @RiverRoo and @slimshadycousin ❤️

And good luck to all those still to test 🤞🥂

@kate890 - May 30th?
@kirsty0028 - June 1st
@Amy00 - June 1st
@thegirlwholived - June 1st
@fashu - June 2nd
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa - June 3rd
@onnaturescourse - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@ltay - June 4th
@katecolx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@krk05 - June 5th
@crash1d - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@maybe333 - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@Skip86

@Minster2012 I am in fact drum roll please ... blonde lol although I'm a weird mousy brown naturally.. defo doesn't suit me 🤣🤣

P.s thanks to fermometer for the morning message 🙄🙄

@clolo welcome!! Me and OH did the same did it every day for like 14 days straight between AF and ovulation but I feel the complete opposite like I still haven't done enough 😂🙈

@clolo Hii!! I'm also 5DPO!! Wishing you the best of luck!

@lucyrp honestly your comments about cervix and tampons have made my morning 🤣 I asked dh to feel for my cervix last week and he looked at me like I was mad and said NOPE. Which is weird since he spends much of his time up there anyway 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️ Sorry about your bfns so far btw, but still early x

Hope everyone is alright this morning ☀️

@lucyrp tell fermometer to fuck right off.

Naw thanks @Minster2012 ! We'll be skipping off into the virtual sunset together towards July. Howeverrr I actually really want you to test 😂 possibly the immaculately unovulated conception? I'm gunning for you 🤞🏼🤞🏼

@clolo Welcome and praying you get your BFP in a couple of weeks 🙏🏼 I’m in a similar position...32 and been trying for baby #1 for a year aswel! I’m with you on that one, definitely less stressful than testing early if you can hold out x

Morning ladies!!

@clolo welcome!! Good going DTD every day for 2 weeks! Hopefully this is your month, 🤞🏼 For you x

Woke up this morning with a funny cramp feeling in my left side, when I was in bed I was like oh god it’s that bitch af but now I’m up it’s a different kinds of cramp, I also have a weird feeling not so much in a pain, down the left side of my vag, it’s not painful or comfortable it’s just there

@Newbie0818 OH had his fingers up there anyway and I was like while you're there have a feel of my cervix for me and he was like what am I looking for is it a bump?!😂 I was like yeah I guess describe it to me 😂 aw thank you I know I feel like I have my POAS addiction out of the way now and probably won't test until next Monday if the witch hasn't got me by then, I feel more relaxed about it now but obviously still stressed and we had sex every day from when AF finished to 2 days past ovulation so it seems like there should be no reason why I don't have a sticky bean but we all know that's not how it works 😭😂

@Sydgal22 you aren’t wasting tests at all, I’d say most ppl prob get 3 or 4 flashing before static, keep going girl!

@lucyrp blonde!! So not Maura then so what else can we ponder today 🤔ignite femometer, goodness mine has been saying “ovulation approaching” for 3 weeks 😳

@clolo welcome!! You def sound like you’ve got it covered well so everything crossed! Also sound like a bit of an animal like @lucryrp, when she says she did it everyday she’s lying, she actually means she did it IN EVERY POSITION, 4 times every day 😂🤣just in case!

@Skip86 fermometer is getting the full two fingers up from me this morning 🤣🖕🏼(there isn't a two finger emoji so the one will have to do)

Ignore femometer that meant @lucyrp 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Sydgal22 no wasting going on there! I had 4 blanks, 3 flashing and then my static !

@Minster2012 well in my head for the last week I've had @KateColx down as having black hair ?! So we could ponder that 🤣

@lucyrp yes move your ovulation date now... after 3 days it'll sometimes move but mine hasn't this time as post- argument due to no sex after peak I had about 2hrs sleep and it completely fucked my temp the next morning so femometer tried to put my ov date at 3 days before every other app. I'm super anal and it was giving me anxiety with the different dpo on different apps so changed it 👌🏾 and yes didn't we establish you look like Lucy from ❤️ 🌴 but no beach wave hair without extensions 💁🏼‍♀️

@Sydgal22 the blue mountains are beautiful though aren't they? And guess it's kinda nice to have proper seasons x

@LKSF as the other ladies have said it's a bit 💩 but you have started a new cycle today and a fresh start to try again, how long was your cycle? You may be testing again in June so still have hope for this month xx

@Skip86 one minute you're talking about flying to the UK for the pub and next you talk of leaving the bus, don't be ridiculous - we need you 🥰🥰🥰

@Cocoblue22 I've never given birth but my best friend always says that pregnancy/ giving birth/ bringing up children is one of the only things in life that somebody who has done something once, twice or 3 times thinks they are a fucking expert, she had a 180 tear even though she followed the exact same regime as her SIL who gave birth 5 months before no amount of massaging was saving her apparently 😩

@KateColx sorry for the BFN but no AF so hold onto hope as you are still early 🤞 I had you down as a 5ft 6 brunette? But is @lucyrp right and you have black hair 🤔 distraction technique

@Minster2012 will keep me entertained today trying to get 'wetter than a sprinkler' into convo today 🤣🤣🤣

@clolo welcome 🙏 after 12 months I'm really hoping this is your month, think there are 10 testers on 10th/ 11th June so hopefully you'll be amongst a flurry of BFPs xx

And in our house we have the phrase dryer than the Sahara and moister than an oyster, I've got to say both are better than ever using the word cervical mucus what a bloody turn off during fertile week 🤣

@Minster2012 @lucyrp been testing twice a day, would that be wasting 😂 sorry to be a pest, they’re just so expensive 😂

@lucyrp aw I’m sure that’s enough. Surely?! Good luck 🤞🏼✨

@SmileyT okays I have now changed it and fermometer is having a fret updating all my cycle interpretations and conception guidance etc 🤣 yess yes we did it were going to compare me to anyone on love island it would be Lucy 🌴actually now you mention it @KateColx could be the Maura look alike ?😉😂 as for sayings we always say dryer than a nuns foof😂😂

@clolo that is very true! I always lie still for at least 15 minutes after to try and get them to go up😂

@Sydgal22 they do say when you get your flashing you can test twice a day but I didn't until day 3 and then I tested in the evening and nothing but the next morning I got my static ?!

@Newbie0818 thank you 🤞🏼good luck to you too 💗

@SmileyT My cycles have been 26days for the last four months and before that they were always between 26-28days so pretty regular! We’re not trying next month as now going down the IVF route so my next TWW will be in August 🤞🏼

@clolo I know it does go fast, just wishing life away waiting for a new cycle 🙈 I was the same I’ve tried to stop doing that now because I was always like ‘oh we have a wedding in 5months I’ll defo be pregnant by then, and then the wedding comes around and nope 👎🏼 ! Hopefully we won’t have to wait long 🤞🏼

Ah you see well that’s not much challenge Cos today it’s dryer than the Sahara so that’s pretty easy, honestly our soil genuinely is so I could get that in A MILLION TIMES and no one would bat an eyelid & my folks are coming round this morning to pick up our old garden furniture so I can say about the fun we’ve been having “getting moister than an oyster” with our sprinklers anyway but that’s not much of a challenge 🤔

Though I’m thinking of trying to get it into our weekly zoom quiz with my in-laws family on weds or Thursday & see who makes what weird faces 😳

Right ladies, tmi question here!

I’ve been having clear thin cm the last few days. It’s not ewcm and not watery as I’ve had both of those before, but I’m very wet down there all the time. What do I log it as on my apps?! Dry/ sticky/ ewcm/ watery are my only options?

@clolo welcome to the bus! Sorry to hear it’s taken you so long, fingers crossed this is your month!!