June Bus Bitches Drink TIL it's Pink (Bus 4)

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Congrats again to our first two BFPs @RiverRoo and @slimshadycousin ❤️

And good luck to all those still to test 🤞🥂

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@littleRa - June 3rd
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@notyetamumbuttrying hahaha I can laugh at it now but at the time I was distraught, he had an actual nose bleed in my vagina!!!

I also had a time where I went back with a lad on a night out who is fancied for ages. Got back to his, getting off with him and then I become aware of someone else in the room. The lad I was with asked if I fancied his mate (ugly mate just as an FYI) joining in. I politely declined but rather than his mate just taking himself off to bed he awkwardly sat on the end of the bed for ages 😂😂😂 in the end I had to be like is your mate alright?! And he told him to go 😂 wondering if he was planning on slipping in whilst we were at it and hoping I wouldn't notice. Ah why are men so weird.

Imagine a newbie coming on to a TTC thread and reading these messages first 😩 sorry about us 🙋🏼‍♀️

@Vil10 🤦🏼‍♀️😂🤣god

@KateColx BOTH!! I left the house ASAP but we had got a taxi there & it was like 30mins from my house so the guy I was with had to drive me home 😬🤦🏼‍♀️I just didn’t turn up to work the next day or ever🤣

Omg these stories!!! I am howling!! 😂😂😂

I don’t think I have anything as cringe as your stories, but my best mate told me one: she’d been on a few dates with a guy off Tinder (who actually ended up being her bf for 2 years) and they’d been out drinking. Got back to the hotel and she’s giving him a bj and he thrusts into her throat, she gags and is sick on his 🍆. He didn’t notice. She sucked it off, said she chewed a bit, and carried on 😂😩

Amazing @Vil10 you poor thing! I have so many awful sex experiences I don't know where to start! So I'll just read all of yours until I can decide which one to share lol!
Haha men are nuts mate! @KateColx
OMG your mate is hero bird @Bear127 😂 I bet she loves telling that story 🤣

@bear127 omg 😂😂 kinda reminded me of the time my OH and I decided anal in the morning would be a good idea... I ended up shitting on his dick 😭😩 the horror, he pulled it out looked down and said, "well, shit happens" I wanted the ground to swallow me, I don't even fart in front of him I dunno how I didn't cry lol ffs but hey here we are 3 years after that incident and 10 anal sessions later better than ever hahaha

Ha ha ha this is brilliant
@Bear127 that is gross, she did well, if I even gag a little I have to gasp for air, I’m sure I have a really bad gag reflex

I’ve only ever had 2 match.com dates, my second date is now my DH, I always joke he had a low standard to beat as the first guy I arranged to meet was 40mins late & is actually given up on meeting him & was just wandering around the market looking at stalls & eating ice cream near the “meeting place” (it was afternoon cafe meeting) when he then “pounced on me” tapped me in the shoulder & was like “hey are you?” I didn’t know what to do Cos I said Er the date was 40 mins ago I’m now shopping! He was shorter than he said, But we did have coffee Cos he caught me off guard & I hadn’t dated in 4 years but I had already made him a no in my mind for standing me up 😂. I told him at the end of the coffee “I’m sorry but for your next date at least turn up on time!” & he called me a bitch.

DH laughed when I met him & said well you are handsome, tall & on time so you are winning so far!

@Missgoldilocks EPIC 🙌🏻

@notyetamumbuttrying there’s room for more than one don’t worry

Omg all these stories 🤣🤣🤣 @Missgoldilocks @Vil10 @Bear127

You're right @Minster2012 I'll have to dig into my archives and make sure they're the goodens! 😉 Can't believe your date called you a bitch for telling him how to treat a woman basically. Men, bloody knobs most of 'em lol!

OMG these are all hilarious, cba to tag you all but you know who you are you filth bags 😉 Whenever I start dwelling on the TWW I come on here and remember that i did have a life before TTC 😂

@Missgoldilocks 10 anal sessions later 😂😂😂😂

@Missgoldilocks pure filth and I’m absolutely here for it 😂

Hey @SmileyT I won't be testing tomorrow, already out. I have short cycles though so you can put me down for the 30th for the new thread thanks 😉

I’m off to sleep now, loving the filth & utter STUPIDITY of men, gotta say I’m looking forwards to @Skip86’s & @sydngal’s contribution tomorrow morning 👀

bring it on ladies!! Whoever said TTC was boring?!!

Yep same as @Katao AF here for me too the stupid cow bag

@SmileyT Thanks for adding me to the list - I’ll be testing on 2nd July, I can hold out until then 😊

I’m crying at these stories! 😂

Not a sex story as such but, when I was at uni, a guy I’d been texting for a couple of weeks came to visit. We’d had an ok evening but there wasn’t much of a spark. He lived 2 hours away so I let him stay the night but made it clear that he wouldn’t be getting any! Woke up in the morning to find him stroking my hair and telling me that I looked like a “pretty little newborn” when I was sleeping 🙈 He then started cooing at me and telling me I had a “precious little mouth” and that he’d love to put his “big rattle” in it 🙈🙈 Safe to say I asked him to leave pretty quickly!

Ah god lads what a treat waking up to these lols 😂 I’m on my first (really long) train commute in 3 months so was perfect for the lols 😂

Well my sex stories :/ first one is similar to above, was giving a guy a BJ after a night out and threw up on his dick, he realised even though I continued 🤦‍♀️ Him and his friend proceeded to call me COD (chokes on dick) for the rest of the time I was seeing him 🤦‍♀️

Another lad I was seeing about a week asked me to pee on him cause his ex used to...then proceeded to break down about said ex and showed me a letter he’d written to get her back....why are men so weird I CANT!!!

Been a great distraction from my fifth day of flashy smiley this morning, obviously worried I’m not ovulating now and my newly preg friend who got preg first try told me ‘not to overthink it’....cheers hun 😂

Have great days ladies, thanks for the cheer up!

Aw boo @Minster2012, she is an absolute cow bag isn't she! Just for an extra kick, I'm so bloated I look pregnant 🥴😒😥

@SmileyT Sorry, I’ve somehow been moved down the list to June 10th. AF was due today (3rd), I tested today and got BFP but have still not got AF. Don’t know where the 10th has come from. Thanks

Hilarious stories everyone

@LittleRa you got a bfp?

Aaah no af still! I'm officially late as of midnight lol

Hubby lost his job today due to stupid pandemic 🤦‍♀️

Hoping 2morro is a better day 🤷‍♀️

@LittleRa bfp??

Oh @cathe, so sorry, hope another opportunity comes around...

Omg I cant even breathe with these sex stories what a giggle 😂😂😂 felt in a pretty shit mood all night but these made me giggle. Well done @KateColx for starting it cause us lot were turning into a group of 'mehs'

I cant actually even think of any right now (probs cause I'm being a moody cow) but I do have to say @Missgoldilocks I'm with u on the shit on the dick, been there mate 😂 most embarrassing night of my life not even gonna lie & he gets nowhere near my ass now ❌😂 still together 10 years so guess he does love me hahaha.