June Bus Bitches Drink TIL it's Pink (Bus 4)

[SmileyT]

Congrats again to our first two BFPs @RiverRoo and @slimshadycousin ❤️

And good luck to all those still to test 🤞🥂

@kate890 - May 30th?
@kirsty0028 - June 1st
@Amy00 - June 1st
@thegirlwholived - June 1st
@fashu - June 2nd
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa - June 3rd
@onnaturescourse - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@ltay - June 4th
@katecolx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@krk05 - June 5th
@crash1d - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@maybe333 - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@Skip86

I'm assuming I will wake up to a new thread tomorrow cause this one nearly full AGAIN, cant wait to see the new name. Yes this message is for u @SmileyT 👀 little miss organised with the new threads & lists of dates & BFP. Keeping us all right 🙌🏼

Omg no no I got a BFN!! So sorry, awful typo 🙈

I’m the same as you @Catherinettc due today but no AF and BFN.

@LittleRa @Catherinettc How many DPO are u both? Lots of people dont get BFP until after AF so fingers crossed she doesnt turn up 🤞🏻

Sorry to hear @Catherinettc about OH losing Jon, what a shit time! Hope everything works out.

@Catherinettc **Job not (Jon) 🙈

@KRK05 I’m 14dpo (well technically yesterday as it’s after midnight), but it’s my first month off the pill so I may not have even ovulated (I didn’t use OPKs or anything yet). I am on cycle day 33 😩
I think @Catherinettc has possibly had a possible very feint line, is that right?

I'm exactly same as @LittleRa in my cycle, came off pill and already had withdrawal bleed
@KRK05

Not a faint line unfortunately just a disappearing positive which was strand test turned negative 🤷‍♀️

Hopefully we all get out bfp soon xx

@SmileyT if you want to add me my next testing date would be 28th June haha a whole month away!

Thanks for all the laughs girls this thread is hilarious all the stories are so funny! I could go on and on honestly 😂😭

@LittleRa @Catherinettc Well fingers crossed for both u girls 🤞🏻 maybe just a late ovulation with recently coming off the pill, can hear cycles can sometimes be a bit all over the place for first few cycles. Good luck for when yous test again 💕

Just woke up from a super weird dream that I tested and got a positive, but the test also said which gender the baby had (girl)! What a random dream to have!! Insight into the future?! 🤞🏼

Oh fuck me these stories are excellent. I always thought I was a bit of little s#t (in a good, highly feminist way) before I met OH, so it's bloody great to find a bunch of women who are as sexually liberated as I always was. @Minster2012* you will be pleased to know I have many stories to tell, but perhaps I should release them to you in dribs and drabs to get you all through the next few days? 😝

Will start with a tame one: in my uni days went home with a guy I'd been good friends with for years, started getting frisky, I got on top of him, then he started shaking UNCONTROLLABLY, like a vibrator. He explained he was just so into me, and was intimidated by my awesomeness (duh 💁🏼‍♀️), and was having a full blown panic attack. I ended up with him sat up doing breathing exercises, made him a cup of tea and hot water bottle, then exited stage left.

@Missgoldilocks im excited to have you testing near me!! When AF arrived 3 hours before the first day of June I thought these girls would boot me out, but now I have a (filthy) friend to ride the month out with 🎉

And @SmileyT we need you oh bus driver organiser extraordinaire! New thread puleease!

Yay new bus time already lol!

Interrupting all this sexy chat for some unsexy EWCM chat 😂 have had quite a bit today and yesterday, normally accompanied by ov pain but haven’t had that and still stupid flashy smiley!

When in your cycle do you guys tend to notice EWCM?

@Sydgal22 the last few cycles I've notice a glob about 3 days before, then actual eggy stuff the two or so days before on and off. Do you have enough sticks to test this arvo and tomorrow morning?? I'm suuure it's coming for you!

@Skip86 ok very similar to what’s been happening to me, ye have enough for a few more days of tests, I’ll just buy more anyways not too worried about the cost for the peace of mind at this stage 😂 come on big fat smiley tomorrow 😂😂

@Sydgal22 yep agreed! I'm about to go and buy my next set for this cycle 👏🏼
PS just over here chattin away to ourselves while those other lazy bitches sleep 🙄

@Katao ahh sorry it's 6am, was setting up the new bus and I'd missed your message, now updated on the list but posted the wrong one first, forgive me 🙈

@Sydgal22 those stories I'm dead - chokes on dick 😂😂😂

@LittleRa ahh sorry thought I'd read you were going to wait a week before testing again but I may have made that up, so hard to keep up with everyone 😩

Sorry ladies I know the dates aren't exact it's impossible for me to keep up with everything around working and occasionally sleeping but I've set up a new bus anyway ✌🏾

June Bus Bitches Talking Battered Sausages (Bus 5) www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/3928510-june-bus-bitches-talking-battered-sausages-bus-5

Also @Skip86 it is no wonder that this guy had a panic attack, he must've looked up and feared he'd died and gone to heaven 😉 these stories really do add to my images of everyone I love it ❤️

@Minster2012 ahh stupid period showing up in full flow but also glad you now have an idea of cycle length so you may be able to somewhat predict AF due date next month.

@Sydgal22 this month I had a proper blob like 2/3 days before ovulation then it was stretchy and clear until post ovulation xx

Morning catch up for me.....56messages to read!

So it’s CD24 for me usually have 28day cycles still no peak detected on my monitor so that leaves me with the two conclusions of either:

A) I didn’t ovulate this month as first month since coming off the pill

Or

B) the out of date sticks I used (2years out of date) didn’t detect the LH surge because the antibodies in them had degraded

So I am itching to PIAP and dip a stick 🤣 but I am going to wait until tomorrow mainly because I would have a drink on a Friday night so if it is negative I can do that and if it is positive even better and I can’t!! I am feeling so impatient to know now either way xx

@Skip86 haha ye it’s funny with the time difference isn’t it 😂 all kicks off while we’re in bed!

Ps Perth very much on my to do list this year, was supposed to be going to Bali tomorrow :( but we’ve been refunded so will use it to go somewhere in Oz!

@LittleRa woohoo congratulations on your BFP! 🎉Was it you who wasn’t sure if you’d ovulated as you’ve just come off the pill? So excited for you x

@Catherinettc aww sorry to hear about your DHs job I’m sure he will find something else try not to worry even though I totally get the worry we’re waiting to hear on DHs job as they are making redundancies! X

@LittleRa sorry read on and saw typo boo sorry xx