50 shades darker #pumpanddump (June Bus 3)

[SmileyT]

On to a new bus... hopefully loads of BFPs to come 🙌🏾

@TheGirlWhoLived - May 28th 🤞
@Skip86 - June 1st
@RiverRoo - June 1st
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@slimshadycousin - June 2nd
@LittleRa - June 3rd
@Amy00 - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@Ltay2 - June 4th
@KateColx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@OnNaturesCourse - June 5th
@blodyn91 - June 6th
@Vil10 - June 6th
@KRK05 - June 7th
@TTCgee - June 8th
@Cocoblue22 - June 9th
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@Juno231 - June 9th
@Minster2012 - June 10th
@33Carr - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@Pixielou16 - June 11th
@smileyT - June 11th
@Bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@notyetanumbuttrying - June 12th
@Noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@J0DI3 - June 15th
@DontgoJasonWaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@firsttimetry
@Sausage1990

@SmileyT @lucyrp oh ok, thanks girls. Maybe I’ll continue with both then 😂 Piss on every stick going.

My routine atm is getting a negative, feeling down, coming on to this group and then feeling loads better so thanks girls.

Yes where’s the sex talk gone 😂 I have nothing I’ve lost all sex drive atm which is annoying as haven’t ov’d yet! OH in bed next to me getting excited about the replay of old football matches isn’t helping...

The fertility meditation sounds good. I am a massive over thinker and naturally anxious person. Somebody else recommended me to use headspace which I still need to do too.

I have no idea what’s going on with me it’s CD17 and still no LH surge (peak) still reading high although yesterday’s stick had two faint lines today’s only has one. That’s 9 days now of high oestrogen and no peak. Using the CB advanced digital fertility monitor computer thingy. I feel frustrated maybe I won’t ovulate this month 🤷🏼‍♀️😳 I also wonder if I missed the peak as only test once a day with these sticks but I’m sure last time (almost 3ya) it lasted 2 days.....feeling confused....and rather pissed off today haha xx

@SmileyT Would 5DPO be a little too early for implantation? I'm sure I manage to convince myself that some sort of blood each month might be implantation 😂 fingers crossed it's a good sign though 🤞🏻

@lucyrp yeah that's what mine was like last night, I'm sure I've never had anything like that at this point before. Let's hope it's a good sign! 🤞🏻 Amazon have got you figured out 😂 I swear last month I got an order of first response preg tests every other day, had to hide them from OH so he didn't realise I was testing like a mad woman 😂 are you trying to hold out on testing for as long as poss?

@watermelonwizard see there are always people who have experience of something 😂 headspace app is really good, I can suffer quite badly with anxiety and it's a good help!

My god ladies you lot can’t half talk 😂 that’s another 10 or so pages I just read from yesterday morning!

Femometer says 6th June here for AF, Ovia says 5th June. I’m going back to ovia, don’t want to pay for Femometer! I’m not testing though, will wait until I get a late period.

So my brother in law and sister in law came over yesterday (we’ve given up socially distancing too really) My niece is due in July and they brought over a lovely card asking us to be her godparents 🥰🥰 I have a nephew coming in November too my sister is also pregnant, I can’t bloody wait for all the babies

OH AND ALSO

DP got a phone call yesterday he’s potentially going back to work in London middle of June, and he’s staying away for months he said 😂 so TTC will have to be put off until after our wedding next year but I don’t mind as long as he gets out my house for a while 🙈

@watermelonwizard I mean there's no harm in continuing with both because otherwise you'll probably think oh I wish I'd continued with the one that you didn't. We're all in this together 🥰wish there was a hug emoji !

@KateColx very odd! Let's hope that's a good sign! I've never used FRERs so I may try them this month. I just pick up whatever I can get my hands on although I do like CB ones but so pricey and after my faint positives last time I want to try something different. Yeah I thjnk I'm going to try not to test for as long as I can, I don't know how long that will be but il try my best 😂😂

I suffer with anxiety too and find listening to podcasts help. Mine gets triggered by the weather a lot so I have a SAD lamp but since its been sunny a lot recently I haven't needed it.

@BumDiggyDiggyDiggyBumDiggyBum awww I can't wait to be asked to be a godmother I've not been one yet! So exciting! OH got asked to be his best friends daughter godfather but we were pregnant at the same time that they were but had to make a difficult decision and at the time he chose not to be but he regrets it now because she adores him! She's due a sibling in the next 4 weeks too so he might get a second chance 🤞🏼🙈

@BumDiggyDiggyDiggyBumDiggyBum where do you live? Haha it's funny because you'll want to get rid now but after a few weeks you'll miss him in bed - I've added you to my list x

@KateColx as long as you're not driving yourself mad with symptom spotting I think it's great to have hope in the TWW it's the only thing that gets you through, when people count themselves out at like 7dpo that next week is the worst 😩

@Skip86 If you test June 1st you could be our first official June BFP 🤗

@lucyrp What do your temps look like now? Has femometer given you a cover line? I've had those tests in my drawer for 2 months 🤪really hope I get to use them this month xx

Me an OH had an argument yesterday morning about the fact he didn't want to have sex because he was too tired before I went to work, I cried 🙈 but when I got in from work he'd sorted out the whole house, cooked me dinner and first thing he said was 'let's make this morning up to you now' we had some very very good sensual sex just the release I needed although he went straight down with the tongue so not sure if that counts as conception sex - oh well I deserved it 😜 I'm definitely more of a weekend girl, I initiate much less when I've had a long day at work 😴

m.youtube.com/watch?v=nHy3CKgwzkU - fertility meditation for anyone interested 🤗

Anyway must get up and get ready for work... I'll be catching up this evening, have a great day ladies xx

@SmileyT yesss I have a cover line but it hasn't changed my days past ovulation yet it thinks I'm 8 days past!
Ooo sounds like OH definitely made it up to you then! I'd be impressed. I'm the same definitely if I've had a busy day I'm much less enthusiastic to initiate 😂

Morning ladies, welcome @SweetShop2020!

Firstly I need to address my soul sister @Skip86 yup that’s happened to me before where I’ve sent DH a message saying “spew or poo” so I fully expect that today & HELL YEAH SHE NEEDS TO HOLD OUT TESTING TO BE A REAL JUNE BUS BITCH

@watermelonwizard keep going with the CB though not as long as me for 11 days flashing smiles, I’m just broken 😂

So we need some more sex chat back for all the FWers so let’s get back to the good stuff. Can we compile a list of our soft (Or not so, whatever) porn tv shows to get us and other halves in the mood ....

For those that don’t know I have NO IDEA what my cycle is doing after 11 days of flashing smiles on clear blue, no OV pain, & first proper cycle after missed miscarriage from IVF & no periods before then due to chemo & years on depo, nothing more than a whisper on IC sticks so I’m
now on CD 25 & no clue. I’ve given up peeing on anything & just banging hubs to death cos I’m basically infertile anyway but hell its fun & it’s lockdown so why the fuck not eh!

So last night I wasn’t feeling great but it was a DTD night & he knew that & he said no the night before so he was like, get off your Mumsnet & shag me... I’ve got porn here look at her boobs yours are better...so we started critiquing but in a fun way. Which led to trying to get into the same positions, which led to fits of giggles & Fun & a definite cricked neck this morning 😝

Only problem, the window was open. Oops

Ps @BumDiggyDiggyDiggyBumDiggyBum sounds like a lot of steamy London sex to me in your FW not putting it off, just being creative

@Sausage1990 I'm sorry to see you on here! Here's to hoping you only have one TWW this cycle 🙊

@SmileyT that's so sweet of OH! I'm glad you had your BD ahead of OD (god these acronyms are ridiculous)

On a similar note, OH apologised yesterday for not pulling his weight and promised to do better (we'll see) and volunteered for some afternoon delight (I can see thread 4 being called that 😂) to make up for the lack of DTD the previous day.

In previous cycles I'd be ovulating today but got zilch on my OPKs so far. 🤞I get my peak today as I hate wondering/worrying about it!

Jumping on board! Trying to take a break from MN but like to keep up with everyone ! Hope everyone is ok 🌻

@Minster2012 ooo yes good idea we need to do that! Don't worry about the window open, we always do that 😂 realise after when we go to open the window that ooops its actually already been open the whole time 😳

@Juno231 afternoon delight 😂😂glad to hear things are a bit better with OH

Programs wise - working moms has some great sex scenes
& I lost my fave sexy book when we moved house but it was called “career girls”

@SmileyT forgot to say when I got my peak test a couple of days later my apps pushed expected AF arrival back to the 10th so I'm actually a couple of days behind now! Your OH sounds like mine! Whenever he's been a dick I get home to a lovely house and tea on the table haha' I'm like you can be a dick more often 😂😂

@Juno231 aww so glad to hear that! Sometimes they need to see how much they've upset you don't they then they snap out of it!

Ovulated yday and had some really sharp pains today ... anyone ever had that?

we also had some really nice Sex yday! I said to him can we just have some 'I fancy you sex' instead of baby making sex and omg it made the difference haha! I think using preeseed the days before had been a real mood killer 😂

@lucyrp this will be my 2nd god daughter, it’s such an honour to be asked!

@SmileyT we’re just near Glasgow! And yes I do miss him occasionally when he’s away, but DD and I get into a routine and he wastes it 😂 takes up so much room and he smells and eats all the food!

We often forget to close the window 😳 we did it in the garden last summer and now we have new neighbors, so like to joke thats why 🙈🙈 I

Oh right, I only use the app and do @Katao it comes up at the bottom and then you have to scroll through the list to find ppl.
So I figured out the bold text @KRK05 it's when you use the *
Sex chat I hear you say @Minster2012 I got bent over the foot of the bed this morning 😁 but no shows springing to mind that haven't already been said. Will have a think and report back later. Best start work now! Bye all you crazy cats and kittens 😸

@BumDiggyDiggyDiggyBumDiggyBum my friends just had a baby so in for a chance there and then my other best friend is pregnant so might be in with a chance there although the other person she would choose is her sister and me and her sister don't get on so can't see that happening 😂

@blodyn91omg I wish we could do it in the garden! But we have neighbours who could literally look out their bedroom window onto our garden 😂

@TTCgee Well I thought I was due to ovulate last Sat, just app recording, but then had really sharp pains on Sunday pm, so then thought I was a day out with my estimates, so no idea really. DTD all weekend to have it covered

Morning ladies,
Following you onto this bus as well. @SmileyT my AF is due on the 5th, but I don’t plan on testing until it’s a few days/week late, as my cycles have been a bit all over the place.

A bit of an off topic question and excuse me if TMI! I sometimes wonder if my OH ejaculated enough, or at all.. while sometimes I have to clean up quite a mess down there, other times just feels like I’m wiping my own juices. Has anyone experienced something like this? His body language/noises suggests that he has cum, and I can usually feel him “pulsing” inside me 🙈, but it does make me wonder about actual volume of sperm at times.

Anyway, that’s my random conversation topic for the morning. 💦💦

Enjoy the lovely weather ladies!

Hi all 👋 Would love to join you! Good luck to everybody this month!! 🤞🙏
I’m coming from the May bus! I’m 9dpo today, took an IC this morning and bfn! Was so sure this would be our month 🙈 Anybody ever get a bfn at 9dpo and go on to get a bfp or am I clutching at straws?
Af not due until Sunday although apps telling me af due 2nd June! But will test tomorrow again, prob test every day till af 😂🤯

@lucyrp you got to be sneaky, like keep your dress on and have your OH sitting on a garden chair 😏 and try and stay quiet- makes it intense!

We alwaysss forget to shut the window but we also have a neighbour who likes to make jokes of how much “gorilla action” we get up to, his words not mine!! Last week during FW we ended up banging against a tree during our dog walk, in a secluded area, well I hope, imagine a poor child going home “mummy I saw 2 people wrestling against a tree in the woods” 😂