50 shades darker #pumpanddump (June Bus 3)

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On to a new bus... hopefully loads of BFPs to come 🙌🏾

@TheGirlWhoLived - May 28th 🤞
@Skip86 - June 1st
@RiverRoo - June 1st
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@slimshadycousin - June 2nd
@LittleRa - June 3rd
@Amy00 - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@Ltay2 - June 4th
@KateColx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@OnNaturesCourse - June 5th
@blodyn91 - June 6th
@Vil10 - June 6th
@KRK05 - June 7th
@TTCgee - June 8th
@Cocoblue22 - June 9th
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@Juno231 - June 9th
@Minster2012 - June 10th
@33Carr - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@Pixielou16 - June 11th
@smileyT - June 11th
@Bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
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@notyetanumbuttrying - June 12th
@Noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
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@J0DI3 - June 15th
@DontgoJasonWaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
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@LV1987 my dog is also very needy but he just laid down, maybe he got the vibe😂 but sometimes when we let him sleep in his bed in our bedroom, when we’re going at it we notice him just sat up staring at us, so I don’t know whether to be disturbed or find it amusing that the dog watches us have sex?😂

@LKSF @RobinRose

Great to hear your experiences!
It’s only our third cycle ttc but like you LKSF I always just kind of had this mentality that it wouldn’t happen :/ I’m an anxious worrier ha! And then with both my friends conceiving first go within a week it added fuel to the fire! Fingers crossed it won’t come to that but I think worth speaking to my doc as you said :)

@KateColx just read about your spotting, how many dpo are you?x

12 months is defo long when it comes ttc @LKSF I agree! We already rang the docs as my mate was able to get bloods done at 9 months but my drs won't. Has to be 12 months, wish I'd just lied now lol! So ru now on a waiting list for ivf?

@DontGoJasonWaterfalls omg 🤣🤣🤣

@KateColx no mine hadn't eased up at all! Still the same. Been like it for 3 days now it was pretty much the day after ov it started?! Yeah I'm going to order some FRER ones but not yet otherwise il be too excited and use them before I need too😂

@LKSF it will mark 12 months TTC for me at the end of August and the midwife when u had my CP advised me to go to the gp if nothing had happened again by then

Just had these delivered this morning 😉 wanted to pop them in before OH got home but not sure about the brown spotting 😂

@minister2012 I had exactly the same today! Big globule not clear but when I pulled out the conceive plus applicator it was there on top and stretched an inch!

Hey ladies,

CD13 and day 2 of flashing smiley for me. Oh and I do SMEP so every other day until peak then 3 days in a row. He went out on his bike yesterday and cycled 130k. He came home last night and I was like 'come on lad no slacking!' You've never seen a man less excited about sex. He was like 'I can do this but don't get excited cz you're gonna get my worst performance to date 😂'

I'd say long story short but really it was just a short story but he got the job done bless him 😂

@Sydgall22 Yes I’m an anxious worrier too 😩 sometimes that piece of mind is all you need!

@notyetamumbuttrying Yes on the waiting list for IVF, we have just been granted funding from the nhs!! I’m so scared incase it doesn’t work and then I’m out of options! I’m 32 so it’s not like time is on my side either!! I’m the last one out of my friendship group to conceive, and my husband already has a 8year old son from a previous relationship and his mum has just announced she’s pregnant so he give’s me an update all the time ‘my mums baby is now the size of a pear’ which is very hard to put on an excited face for him when really I’m crying inside!!!
I’m praying 🙏🏼 AF doesn’t arrive next week but I’m already getting symptoms so I know the witch is going to show🤬

I have a sperm kit that I've opened the box but never used! Not sure if mums net has a private feature but if anyone wants it to help their journey along I'd be happy to post it out to one of you ladies for free

We bought it as thought we would try next year and try getting ahead of the game as I heard of IVF and waiting lists so instead of putting myself through any expensive fertility tests thought we could test DH- then I fell preg on the Pill before we could use it but MC so I'm sure there's nothing wrong with DHs little men at this point x

It's taken me sooo long to catch up on all of this 😅😂

I'm going to try and get my 21 day bloods done if no success this month as I just have a weird fear that I'm not ovulating so want it to put my mind at ease!

Also... how do you guys have sex out on dog walks! My dog would literally try and get in the middle! He hates it when we even hug in front of him 😅😂😂

I'm gonna need start checking in earlier cause always come on at this time to over 100 messages 😂 off to spend the day in the garden again, will be gutted when the sun goes. Feel like I'm always in a better mood when its sunny 😊

Welcome to all the newcomers & lots of baby dust to yous 🤞🏻💕

@SmileyT That sounds like exact what my OH does if hes been a bit of an idiot before, So its worth it sounds like u had an amazing night 😝 I hate the fact cant do any oral in FW cause that story about salvivia effecting sperm, that's just cruel 😫

@Juno231 Glad your OH made it up to u! Sometimes just have to keep them on track, mines is like a big man baby 😂

@lucyrp I feel u girl my sex drive has totally gone out the window now 🙈 had a week of fun now I'm like blah I wanna chill with Netflix 😂

@KateColx Could be implantation spotting u know, especially that it's something u dont ever get. Ahhh keeping my fingers crossed for u 🤞🏻 were the same 5DPO, I'm just saying that now cause I spoke to the doctors when my DS got stitches out just asked if I go by my first peak or last peak & she says just go by CB static 🙌🏼

@Skip86 All these stories of kids & dog shit making me giggle 😂😂😂😂 my dog has never done that but I swear I clean more shit from his arse than I ever have my own childs!

@LKSF hopefully all is fine. 32 is still relatively young so it could happen naturally still too. I'm 34 so really want it to happen before the years out cos then I'm into the next bracket 😬 I'm the last one out of my friendship group as well. My younger sister is pg with her 2nd and due in August. Hopefully those symptoms are pg ones, everything crossed for you hun! Keep us posted on the ivf treatment too.
Ooh I'd be intrigued by that @Mococo1 don't know if there's a privacy feature tho so not sure how to get my address to you without it being public 🤔

@TTCgee Omg this is my dog 😂😂😂 he sits in the middle of us or on top of me just warning my OH away, theres no way we could do it on a dog walk 🙈

@KRK05 @SmileyT didn't know that about saliva affecting sperm? I always get oral off mine! 😬 it's my favourite lol!

@KRK05 that's literally me now I'm eithrt like cuddle me or don't touch me 😂😂😂 I didn't even wake up when he left for work this morning as DS was still sleeping 😂 glad you got some clarity on your peaks! Yay for that! 💪🏼also omg what no oral in fertile week ?? Most of the time I give OH oral before sex even if it's just a sec before DTD now I'm thinking omg all that sex wasn't doing anything 😭

@notyetamumbuttrying Its my favourite too so that was V hard refraining from in FW! I didnt know either until found out back on the May bus. I was like whaaaaat please no 😂😂

@notyetamumbuttrying I can see it now we're both panicking 😭🤯 @KRK05

@notyetamumbuttrying @KRK05

@Mococo1 I've seen others on MN warn that the tests sometimes come back saying the sperm is crap but then a visit to the Dr's completely contradicts it. So just a heads up as some of the OHs got really distraught at the thought of their men being subpar.

@notyetamumbuttrying
@krk05
@smileyt

Please tell me this isn't true!? I love oral it's my fave too can't imagine going the whole FW without, already struggle not getting any action when AF is visiting 😭

Thanks @lucyrp was a bit late on my reply, can't keep up on the messages haha! @juno321 yeah that's w

@KRK05 @SmileyT I never knew saliva affects sperm 😱😱😱 'frantically searches google'

@juno321 I've heard that but figured if anyone is desperate I'd rather just give it for free or it will just sit in the cupboard 😂 sometimes it's better not to worry eh!

@notyetamumbuttrying you can pm @Mococo1 if you wanted to send her a message

@mococo1 where are you at in your cycle if you’ve just had the same snotty stuff??

I’ve just done an OPK so I could try & see if might be ovulation based as I suddenly thought OMG I’ve not weed for 3 hours too.. & was going to take a pic & show @Bear127 (that looks like a low to me btw but maybe getting there) & honestly fuck my life I put it on the kitchen island, made a coffee,moved my stuff outside now toddler in bed & THE FUCKING STICK HAS DISAPPEARED there’s just the packet so now there’s a random pee stick somewhere in the kitchen

Or maybe the dog ate it

Honestly FFS. & it was totally blank so still no idea what snotty globule means in my vagina. Any ideas ladies??ive honestly googled “cervical mucus stages” to death & non the wiser what stage I’m at!!🤦🏼‍♀️ Is a snot coloured glob ovulation or after??